Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

[lilMAC25 3781]

3 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

I like when Texas makes plays it’s the players, when we shit the bed it’s clearly coaching lol. It’s a fun game we play on surly 

I’m amused that you think Kansas has more talent than Texas.

[Bigbend1812 12908]

Schooler is EVERWHERE!

[XForce 218]

Schooler carrying this team on his back. What a motherfucker he is. 

[ztejas 43385]

SCHOOLER

[nineliveslost 2749]

My liver cant take much more 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Schooler was born to play Kansas

[Fudge Nuggets 19166]

The faded out state outline at midfield along with the red paint in the end zone and our shitty team really make us look bush league.

[CurlyDumps 4457]

First sack of the season!!! Congrats guys! So proud!

[RamjetFDO 10567]

Schooler is our Rudy?

[Sgt Hulk 13702]

I love when we make 3rd string QBs look good 

[coachherman'sgrill 2049]

Anyone watching the Ole Miss game? They get a safety?

[Disco Strangler 1865]

An alien watching this game from space would thin Schooler is Michael Jordan level dominant. B

[936horn 910]

Schooler is just not good but at least he gives a shit. Honestly that’s more than most of the other guys can say

[GhostOfTomChairman 43]

Schooler excels against the little sisters of the poor when the athleticism is brought down to his level.

[PatSolitanojr 518]

1 minute ago, theaveragejon said:

Schooler is the biggest poser on defense since Breckyn Hager. 

He's way better than Brecklynn 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2648]

Schooler is our only player on defense it seems. 
 

hope some tech baron rewards him with a kush post college job. 

[Kel Varnsen 8457]

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

Anyone watching the Ole Miss game? They get a safety?

Yep

[millhouse 2600]

Best player on defense is a dude named "brenden"

[hookem48 4686]

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

I’m amused that you think Kansas has more talent than Texas.

they seem to at qb and oline

[Longhornlove 4783]

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

I’m amused that you think Kansas has more talent than Texas.

He didn't say that. He is making a point about the comments on coaching in this thread and you know it.

[Domedriver 655]

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

Schooler gives a fuck. nice.

He has earned his TRing!🤘

[nineliveslost 2749]

Starting to get loud in Austin, WTF???? My farts shake the earth more 

[Surly Bevo 24877]

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

Anyone watching the Ole Miss game? They get a safety?

Yea after Ole Miss had first and goal at their 1 and got stuffed 4 straight plays

[lilMAC25 3781]

Just now, GhostOfTomChairman said:

Schooler excels against the little sisters of the poor when the athleticism is brought down to his level.

I’d take 10 guys who play as hard as he does.

[Sgt Hulk 13702]

Everyone who wears 46 sucks 

[Nicole44 22030]

Just now, nineliveslost said:

Starting to get loud in Austin, WTF???? My farts shake the earth more 

We are right outside the stadium and you can hear louder crickets 

[Steelers Roll Left 1166]

Eli Manning cashing in on that Monday Night live double bird with a new hot sauce commercial might be the highlight of this game so far

 

[ztejas 43385]

1 minute ago, PatSolitanojr said:

He's way better than Brecklynn 

I wish. 

[Atticus 3938]

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

I’d take 10 guys who play as hard as he does.

Then we might really be Kansas

Did he just think it was 4th down?

[Tex-19 2871]

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Anyone watching the Ole Miss game? They get a safety?

Ole Miss now outgaining them 409-78. Yet only 15-0.

[AUS-97HORN 11740]

as usual...

 

we either stop a team on 3 and out...

 

or no matter how they get the first first down of the drive....   once they get that first first down..... we proceed to let them drive the rest of the fucking way down the field to score something. 

 

but we like to really twist the knife by mixing in 2 or 3  3rd and longs being converted and/or  letting them get within 2 yards of the 1st to allow for a 4th down try,  which our opponents are something like 24/30 on converting 4th down on us this fucking year.  a 80% fucking conversion rate on 4th down.....

[burntorangebongos 10710]

Schooler is the new Scott Derry. 

[satyanash 14398]

2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

He didn't say that. He is making a point about the comments on coaching in this thread and you know it.

He's a hypocrite who's been ascribing all positive plays to the coaching and all negative plays to the players since the start of the season. And you know it.

[Mole 4320]

I decided to spend the evening playing  with my son rather than watch bad football. Just checking in now. I’m pretty pumped to see us hanging with Kansas.

[Horn80 6111]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

We are right outside the stadium and you can hear louder crickets 

Well, in all fairness the crickets are bummed and heavily drink too…

[XForce 218]

Guys, Foster sucks ass. I need another Schooler out there. 

[The Ace of Aces 5155]

3rd and long is always an easy conversion against Texas. Always. 

[GhostOfTomChairman 43]

3rd and long...easy money

[ztejas 43385]

Is Foster being paid to give these guys 5 yards of space?

[Surly Bevo 24877]

Bench Foster for good

[LOHorn 277]

Our defense gets schemed so often. 

[nineliveslost 2749]

Thats our boy Foster again

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

Drug Foster for 6 yards. 

[Patrick Bateman 3910]

Defense is so bad at every level.  We should be stout up front but we get blown off the ball almost every game.  Don't get me started on the fantastically shitty secondary.

[Nicole44 22030]

This is a shitshow. I guess Kansas wishes they had been playing their redshirt QB all year? 

[dcar00 14082]

Thank goodness they went for the reverse pass last time.

[GhostOfTomChairman 43]

Maybe Sarks is trying to flip the script by having THEM lead at the half

[Brandywine 1315]

Just now, GhostOfTomChairman said:

3rd and long...easy money

Yep wide open. 

[lilMAC25 3781]

1 minute ago, Longhornlove said:

He didn't say that. He is making a point about the comments on coaching in this thread and you know it.

And I was making a comment on the inverse of his statement.

 

Texas talent level is Unquestionably Higher than that of Kansas.

2 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Eli Manning cashing in on that Monday Night live double bird with a new hot sauce commercial might be the highlight of this game so far

 

Fucking awesome commercial.

[Sgt Hulk 13702]

3rd and longhorn baby