Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

[Hook1997 5337]

This is the third string Kansas qb beating us? 🤣😂

Edited November 14, 2021 by Hook1997

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

Fucking Sark never tears into the refs on blown calls. Same thing with Pierce at the CWS not getting tossed for spraying spit on the home plate ump screwing us with the strike zone. How the fuck did we end up with such beta coaches? At least Beard seems like he’ll get pissed and tear the refs a new one. 

Edited November 14, 2021 by ImissWallyPryor

[dcar00 14083]

8 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

If this won’t get Sark fired then I guess we’re not Texas anymore.

We're Cal

[Sarks Personal Bartender 129]

Get rid of everybody except Bijan and Worthy. Literally everybody.

 

Of course, since they’re our only good players, those are the only ones who are going to leave.

[XForce 218]

The SEC isn’t going to let Texas in until 2025. 
Traylor better start figuring out what he’s going to do. 

[David Dennison 18769]

Just now, dcar00 said:

We're Cal

Are we?

[StruggleBus 3922]

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2648]

1 minute ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Till we steal their fucking coach 

[Sgt Hulk 13702]

Just now, Sarks Personal Bartender said:

Get rid of everybody except Bijan and Worthy. Literally everybody.

 

Of course, since they’re our only good players, those are the only ones who are going to leave.

Honestly they need to go to. They need to go to winning programs to showcase their talents and get paid instead of undrafted FA out of shitexas 

[Jersey Man10 3526]

Fucking Sark never tears into the refs on blown calls. Same thing with Pierce at the CWS not getting tossed for spraying spit on the home plate ump screwing us with the strike zone. How the fuck did we end up with such beta coaches? At least Beard seems like he’ll get pissed and tear the refs a new one. 

There really hasn’t been any bad calls this game we just fucking suck

[SuckitKevin 920]

Fuck this “keep everything in front of you defense”. No aggression at all.

[Bullneck 19044]

1 minute ago, ONE YARD said:

Fuck This lame ass shit.  We have no fucking room to make fun of anyone. 
 

our brand new coaching staff can’t fucking beat god damn Kansas. 

Calm down.  No matter how incensed you are, it doesn't make a difference.  

[bullet 1596]

1 hour ago, Horn80 said:

Lot of good coach Davis rant did….

Really.  5 drives, 4 TDs.  2 long drives.

[Fudge Nuggets 19166]

8 minutes ago, Deej said:

So, where does Bijan portal to?

aggy because god hates me. 

[OU Sucks 8786]

1 minute ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Fucking Sark never tears into the refs on blown calls. Same thing with Pierce at the CWS not getting tossed for spraying spit on the home plate ump screwing us with the strike zone. How the fuck did we end up with such beta coaches? At least Beard seems like he’ll get pissed and tear a new one. 

I somewhat agree, but would you want to waste your breath for this pussy ass team?

Edited November 14, 2021 by OU Sucks

[Hank_Hill 18666]

2 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

REPORTER: “What does your team have to do to come back Sark?”

SARK: “We just need to play some normal football”…..

Spot the lie

[kuobserver 40]

25 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

This is a shitshow. I guess Kansas wishes they had been playing their redshirt QB all year? 

Your first sentence is 100% accurate. But the answer to your question is no.

Daniels was clearly our best QB last year, but our O-line was (and really, is) unspeakably terrible. Because Daniels is a sane person, by late season last year he was hearing footsteps and was also a little dinged up, so Miles & staff kept him on the sideline for the last couple of games.

This year, because the current staff came in so late and they knew we'd be brutal again, they decided to redshirt him this year. But now both QBs in front of him are hurt (because our O-line actually is terrible, independent of what this game looks like), so he's been forced to play. The hope is that the other guys will be available to close out the year, because the staff really doesn't want to burn Dainels' redshirt.

[XForce 218]

1 minute ago, orangebird said:

I went to Illinois for grad school.  I don't think Illinois won more than 1-2 games the entire time I was there.

Stunning to me to realize that even Illinois would push this pussy ass Texas squad's shit in right now.

Illinois lost at home to UTSA. 
I’m confident UTSA would be favored by 3 against Texas right now. 

[burntorangebongos 10710]

[Sarks Personal Bartender 129]

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Shockingly blunt coming from him

It needs to be said.

[BachelorTrek 2961]

1 minute ago, XForce said:

The SEC isn’t going to let Texas in until 2025. 
Traylor better start figuring out what he’s going to do. 

Dream on! It's not going to be 2025.

All signs point to NEXT YEAR.

[orangebird 1079]

1 minute ago, XForce said:

Illinois lost at home to UTSA. 
I’m confident UTSA would be favored by 3 touchdowns against Texas right now. 

FIFY

[kevwun 15716]

College football is dead anyway, our program just got it out of the way early.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

1 minute ago, Jersey Man10 said:

There really hasn’t been any bad calls this game we just fucking suck

The PI on Worthy is what I’m talking about. 

[Wishbone 4757]

Can the entire program opt out? I mean…officially.

[Goredho 17375]

The Eyes of Texas are cast downward in shame.

[Colonel Mustard 325]

New recruiting pitch we can steal from Kansas as payback: "Have you seen that pile of crap out there?"

[Hank_Hill 18666]

Just now, Sarks Personal Bartender said:

It needs to be said.

Oh agreed. He’s just played the nice guy on every other interview I feel like

[bullet 1596]

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

I hate Schooler about as much as that last long haired POS.

Schooler is the only one on the D trying.

[dbecks 442]

I just notified my attorney that I intend to commit one or more felonies tonight.

[Tex-19 2871]

3 minutes ago, XForce said:

The SEC isn’t going to let Texas in until 2025. 
Traylor better start figuring out what he’s going to do. 

A this point, we shouldn't try to move until 2025

[A’Dam Psycho 1469]

Only way you lose to Kansas with this talent differential is you flat out don’t give af. Fuck this team and fuck these players. I’m tired of rooting for gutless pussy teams that don’t care. Fuck them

[hookem48 4686]

2 minutes ago, XForce said:

The SEC isn’t going to let Texas in until 2025. 
Traylor better start figuring out what he’s going to do. 

sure they will, the West needs a Vanderbuilt

[NAVY 6739]

Hope we didn’t just see the better of the two halves 

[936horn 910]

2 minutes ago, XForce said:

Illinois lost at home to UTSA. 
I’m confident UTSA would be favored by 3 against Texas right now. 

By 3 you mean 3 touchdowns right

[NorthLoop 14143]

Raise your hand if you're switching to basketball at 9

[Fastbreak 3962]

I’m trying to remember when I’ve seen a worst half of Texas Football.


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See OU, OSU, Baylor, ISU

In the last 2 halves we are losing 61-14

[OU Sucks 8786]

Just now, dbecks said:

I just notified my attorney that I intend to commit one or more felonies tonight.

Is that you Joshua Moore?

[Bruh Man 3160]

We are a national joke. 

 

[Kel Varnsen 8457]

Just now, dbecks said:

I just notified my attorney that I intend to commit one or more felonies tonight.

[CowboyFred 1151]

I wish I could say it’s not going to get any worse, but fuck, I’ve said that too many times with Texas football the last few years and now I can’t even trust that statement…fuck!!!

[Lowcountry Hog 266]

1 hour ago, longhornmatt said:

Btw, I’d fire Sark after year 1 if we lose this game.   Bo Davis can stay on the next guy’s staff.

This is why y’all are what y’all are.  Y’all think some yellin’ and cursin’ makes you all tough and passionate.  
 

UT is soft as Charmin.  Bo Davis motivatin’ ain’t the answer 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

5 minutes ago, TexPx said:

I’m trying to remember when I’ve seen a worst half of Texas Football.


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TCU going up like 35-0 in the first quarter. Have no clue what happened in the second quarter, but that was bad.

[Wishbone 4757]

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

A this point, we shouldn't try to move until 2025

Pretty sure every team over there wants us there ASAP.

[orangebird 1079]

1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

Raise your hand if you're switching to basketball at 9

[Colonel Mustard 325]

and that was our good half

[XYZ 2154]

1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

Raise your hand if you're switching to basketball at 9

Abso-fucking-lutely.

[FOXHOUND 1021]

1 minute ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Only way you lose to Kansas with this talent differential is you flat out don’t give af. Fuck this team and fuck these players. I’m tired of rooting for gutless pussy teams that don’t care. Fuck them

If they don't care then why should we care.

I'm waiting on the basketball game to start. 

[CowboyFred 1151]

Also at Charles O talking shit on Twitter when he famously threw a temper tantrum and cried on the field after losing to Kansas…maybe sit just this one out.

 

Other than that keep on kicking ass in the league.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

13 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

This will be the worst loss in my lifetime.

I'm 50.

That Bo Davis rant really helped this week.

Everyone who negged you in that thread needs to fucking come back and apologize