Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

Right 

It’s our own fault for even being on ESPNU.

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

Just now, Horn80 said:

This is a coaching failure. 

You are so lost.  Nope, it's a PLAYER issue.

 

[Lurch 5,951]

Put 8 on the line and just run . Fuck it.

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

You are so lost.  Nope, it's a PLAYER issue.
 

You are fucking stupid. How about that?

[OU Sucks 9,405]

I'm convinced BJ Foster either has a traumatic brain injury or he started betting on games.  Maybe both.

[mrhog 112]

we are both having bad nights     your coach should be gone     

[Grade of D as in David 13,256]

17 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

what's the Sark buyout?

A bottle of Cutty Sark for every year left on his contract.

[cabowabo 4,692]

Card has taken his last snap at UT. 

[ztejas 44,288]

5 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

And now Ole Piss is gonna piss it away. Great!

Good. Put more pressure on. I hope aggy wins the SEC and makes the playoff. Maybe then our hopeless leadership will get it through their thick fucking skulls how sorry we are. 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,651]

lol. Shockwaves across the country?

 

lol. Announcers are so dumb 

[Goredho 17,663]

Hahaha, we’re breaking ESPNs shit.

[Bigbend1812 13,063]

Starting a guy with no thumb over Card.  Where is Charles?  lol

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

Just now, Patricio Swayze said:

You are fucking stupid. How about that?

Vag hurt? LOL

[MillerEP 30,907]

Maybe the entire team was dyslexic and they keep getting gas and breaks confused

[David Dennison 19,570]

10 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

That Bo Davis rant really helped this week.

Everyone who negged you in that thread needs to fucking come back and apologize

It's OK. I earned a lot of those negs. All in good fun.

 

[Colonel Mustard 325]

Should we get our guys some of those Copper Fit Energy Socks?

[Whitewater Horn 973]

I thought Charlie’s team loss to Kansas by a FG in OT was unacceptable and humiliating for the program, and now Texas is down by three touchdowns at halftime to a 1-8 Kansas team playing at DKR. I’m out of words to describe the level of disgust and infuriating disappointment this team is making me feel. 

[GhostOfTomChairman 43]

Is this where Sark runs Bijan into the ground ?

[orangebird 1,147]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Good. Put more pressure on. I hope aggy wins the SEC and makes the playoff. Maybe then our hopeless leadership will get it through their thick fucking skulls how sorry we are. 

Fuck it, let Baylor into CFP.  Twist that knife even deeper.

[ztejas 44,288]

3 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

7 loss seasons involved to much math. 

Well we have a couple of those recently too.

[alphahorn 1,637]

Card should be moved to the secondary next week. he's a decent athlete if he can stand some contact he might have a future, otherwise fuck him

[Bigbend1812 13,063]

Flag

[OU Sucks 9,405]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Card has taken his last snap at UT. 

UTSA wouldn't even want him.

[Surly Bevo 25,779]

Remember when Charles won us two games as a RB in 07.  Yea that should be the plan with #5 here

[JonBonQuiQui 10]

My stepdad sent me this at halftime lol

[Fastbreak 4,057]

It’s only been 13 years since they won a road game. Colt was a Jr.

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

Vag hurt? LOL

Did I hurt your feelings? Probably not as much as I hurt your mom’s guts last night.

[Bigbend1812 13,063]

[SarksJuggs 1,193]

Holy shit I hate this team. That was the worst hold I’ve ever seen.

[millhouse 2,733]

Damnit mookie

[mrhog 112]

at least ou lost today

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

showing life, but can the D show up? Otherwise 4-8

[ALexusTexus7 114]

Reserved for some of the more mind numbing shit this team is just destined to do.


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[Surly Bevo 25,779]

We look like a monkey fucking a football.

[cabowabo 4,692]

1 minute ago, JonBonQuiQui said:

My stepdad sent me this at halftime lol

Can’t even spell Tom Herman right. 

[OU Sucks 9,405]

Worthy lucky to not get a penalty for taunting

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

2 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Did I hurt your feelings? Probably not as much as I hurt your mom’s guts last night.

You still bruised down there? Hahaha.  Keep on internet tough guy.  I mean, you should channel that anger by driving to DKR and suiting up for the team.  It's means so much, right?

 

Edited November 14, 2021 by Shaggy3.0

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

Herman was a shit recruiter. 

[alphahorn 1,637]

Hey we're down 34-14 and WE HAVEN"T PUNTED, lol

[Horn80 6,361]

2 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

Holy shit I hate this team. That was the worst hold I’ve ever 

Edited November 14, 2021 by Horn80

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

You still bruised down there? Hahaha.  Keep on internet tough guy.  I mean, you should channel that anger by driving to DKR and suiting up for the team.  It's means so much, right?
 

Wait, you are serious? What is wrong with you?

[Dark Horse 2,436]

How’s Dicker’s onside?

[Bigbend1812 13,063]

Score pussies

[Goredho 17,663]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

We look like a monkey fucking a football.

We look like a monkey with Down’s syndrome getting fucked with a football.

[VaLonghorn99 365]

Fuck you Big 12, the new Conference USA. Every game Texas plays is against a team and fuckin zebras.

[alphahorn 1,637]

Why the fuck does Wiley get snaps

[Lurch 5,951]

Holy shit I hate this team. That was the worst hold I’ve ever seen.

Solid tackle, though

[Surly Bevo 25,779]

Yea yea yea....but now the defense is going to take the field

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

So just checked the score and holy fuck am I glad I decided to not watch this shit show and see the Stars instead. 

[Dr. Teeth 5,868]

Our TEs run like they are weighed down by gold bars in their pockets.