Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

[Leeroy Jenkins 2,495]

Shark looks like he is going to vomit 

[Zeus 6,879]

22 targets for Big Play Xay?

Jesus

[Nivek 17,422]

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

Are you at sea world?  

[honolulu horn 6,240]

what in the hell was that woman doing in the stands? 

[BachelorTrek 3,326]

Just now, RamjetFDO said:

Over/under on number of overtime periods?

I'll say 3

Say 2½ or 3½ -- no pushes allowed!  Lulz.

[Helobious 9,825]

Hopefully this victory shuts up the “players just don’t want to win/care” nonsense. 

[ztejas 44,278]

Oh my God I'm gonna piss my pants. 

[Longhornlove 5,217]

3 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

If I was drinking I would have alcohol poisoning.

I couldn't drink this game, I got destroyed because of the game last week. Too old to go through that shit 2 weeks in a row.

[Herbie Hancock 7,501]

22 targets for Big Play Xay?
Jesus

Who the fuck else do you suggest throwing to?

[Surly Bevo 25,778]

Our defense is going to forget they are not going to be in run only mode

[MillerEP 30,907]

[Bullneck 19,553]

5 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

In the Greatest Game Never Seen in 2002 Tech beat aggy 48-47 when the aggy kicker missed the last point attempt of the game.  

One Yard: Kiddo, if I bother you so much just put me on ignore.  It's easy.

Things will be a lot more clear to you in a few years. But for right now, you're an immature little bitch.

Edited November 14, 2021 by Bullneck

[Kel Varnsen 8,749]

I don't think we're going to cover

[Lhorn 5,098]

See, now this is a coach who knows how to make halftime adjustments. 

[atomheartbevo 90,669]

1 minute ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

Shark looks like he is going to vomit 

Wow, he's one of us!

[WinningIsHard 4,171]

Should have let rojo pound it in for the win. He deserves to be a hero. 

[ztejas 44,278]

Just now, Helobious said:

Hopefully this victory shuts up the “players just don’t want to win/care” nonsense. 

Guess you just tuned in.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

1 minute ago, millhouse said:

Congrats to those of you that jumped on KU +17 at halftime 

if KU wins by 6 or 7 in OT, that +17 wins right? 

[Nueces River Rat 5,799]

Meanwhile Gonzaga is shit canning us .

[Kel Varnsen 8,749]

Just now, Bullneck said:

Kiddo, if I bother you so much just put me on ignore.  It's easy.

Things will be a lot more clear to you in a few years. But for right now, you're an immature little bitch.

[Lhorn 5,098]

Just now, Herbie Hancock said:

Who the fuck else do you suggest throwing to?

I think he’s surprised it wasn’t more 

[Horn80 6,361]

1 minute ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

Shark looks like he is going to vomit 

Welcome to the club

[Longhornlove 5,217]

2 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Her tits are closer to her knees than her head

[Zeus 6,879]

Just now, Bullneck said:

Kiddo, if I bother you so much just put me on ignore.  It's easy.

Things will be a lot more clear to you in a few years. But for right now, you're an immature little bitch.

You quoted yourself lmao wut

[Steelers Roll Left 1,299]

47-27 Gonzaga at the half after HT half court buzzer beater so ya’ll can flip it back to the Kansas game

[VaLonghorn99 365]

Thriller in Austin. Game of the century?

[SuckitKevin 979]

Someone should lose their job, this is not ok.

[Tomdoss92 4]

3 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Real confidence on those work clothes straps.

[stork642 4,511]

How many times can this team make me feel like this game is lost. I think I’m at around 8 so far.  

Edited November 14, 2021 by stork642

[Stunns38 3,805]

Lol, only one captain. Love it

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

Game of the Century

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,436]

Just now, Longhornlove said:

Her tits are closer to her knees than her head

Makes it easier for Vic to play with them while going down on her.

[THUJONE 4,550]

With RoJo representing us, we can't lose.

[F250 29,204]

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Kiddo, if I bother you so much just put me on ignore.  It's easy.

Things will be a lot more clear to you in a few years. But for right now, you're an immature little bitch.

Your quoting yourself.

LOL

 

[deadshank 24,654]

This is excruciating and diabolical torture.   Knowing imminent disaster is right there waiting to  suck out your life’s marrow and inject stupidity, embarrassment and shame into your soul. 

[Zhorn96 1,835]

2 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Who the fuck else do you suggest throwing to?

Kai Money, duh

[Nueces River Rat 5,799]

Just now, Longhornlove said:

Her tits are closer to her knees than her head

That might be one of @Vic Mackeygals 

[theaveragejon 1,104]

[Nivek 17,422]

No one else available to join RoJo

[orangebird 1,147]

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Hopefully this victory shuts up the “players just don’t want to win/care” nonsense. 

You know, you're right.  Giving up 49 points to Kansas just means you are pretty bad at football, to be honest.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

with a good thumb, UT is 10-2

[The Ace of Aces 5,377]

I think I’d have gone for 2. I don’t trust this defense to stop them, ever.  

[ztejas 44,278]

Just now, Steelers Roll Left said:

47-27 Gonzaga at the half after HT half court buzzer beater so ya’ll can flip it back to the Kansas game

I'm watching the Kansas game. I'm in the Kansas thread. Maybe tell the pussies in the Gonzaga thread. 

[Modessit 5,667]

I don't know what that is behind the bar but get a better pic. Could be a good mascot for this game.

[Longhornlove 5,217]

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

You quoted yourself lmao wut

I'm lonely, shut your whore mouth. In a hotel in California for the last 2 months.

[Bullneck 19,553]

Just now, F250 said:

Your quoting yourself.

LOL

 

I just edited.  One Yard is very bothered by my posting updates on the aggy game tonight.  

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,436]

Just now, Tomdoss92 said:

Real confidence on those work clothes straps.

Oh trust me, there's no holding them up. Those straps are just for show.

[Helobious 9,825]

Why did we pick the end of the field with no one in it

[deadshank 24,654]

1 minute ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Thriller in Austin. Game of the century?

 Commemorative  cups going to press now!!

[Tex Pete 21,500]

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Hopefully this victory shuts up the “players just don’t want to win/care” nonsense. 

Shut the fuck up.