A message to any Texas football player that reads surly

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

You’re a fucking embarrassment to the sport of football on any level. You’re offensive to anything resembling a man. You’re the biggest fucking joke outside of 1916 Cumberland and I’d wager they would beat your asses up and down the field. It a nutshell. Go fuck yourself you overrated garbage 

(not you 2,5, or 8. ) I’m sorry you guys are wasting your college careers 

[achooloco 1065]

Was gonna say this is harsh but then last two plays were a pick 6 and kickoff touch at the 2 so… yeah

Edited November 14, 2021 by achooloco

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

1 minute ago, achooloco said:

Was gonna say this is harsh but then last two plays were a pick 6 and kickoff touch at the 2 so… yeah

Fuck ‘em all they can hit the portal. A true embarrassment to the entire state 

[CurlyDumps 4440]

“What’s your Venmo? You definitely deserve my $10/month.”

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

Just now, CurlyDumps said:

“What’s your Venmo? You definitely deserve my $10/month.”

@FuckTexasFootball21

[Hank_Hill 18494]

This thread is Texags. But yea.

[Tracer Bullet 183]

Bunch of mentally weak, coddled bitches resting on their HS accolades  (Except 2, 5, and 8 ) 

Can’t handle adversity.  Soft. Just fucking soft beta bitches.  Nick Saban couldn’t win with these guys

Edited November 14, 2021 by Tracer Bullet

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

These pussies are getting nuts dragged across their face and enjoying it 

[taybo20 2815]

9 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

This thread is Texags. But yea.

Fuck this shit. I’m tired of this pompous arrogance. Our team sucks ass. We have no fucking high ground. In fact I’d even fuck a sheep if we just won games

[nineliveslost 2710]

We have become the joke

[Hank_Hill 18494]

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

Fuck this shit. I’m tired of this pompous arrogance. Our team sucks ass. We have no fucking high ground. In fact I’d even fuck a sheep if we just won games

That’s cool. But a thread talking directly to players and 4 other threads like it is Texags as fuck.

[taybo20 2815]

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

That’s cool. But a thread talking directly to players and 4 other threads like it is Texags as fuck.

We are that bro. It’s time you start realizing it. And we have been for years now

[Hank_Hill 18494]

Just now, taybo20 said:

We are that bro. It’s time you start realizing it. And we have been for years now

Well, our football program sucking shouldn’t mean we’re a bumbling gaggle of sheep fucking retards. But you do you.

[taybo20 2815]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Well, our football program sucking shouldn’t mean we’re a bumbling gaggle of sheep fucking retards. But you do you.

I mean you post here too. You aren’t any better lol

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

Open letter to the team. NOICE!

[Hank_Hill 18494]

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

I mean you post here too. You aren’t any better lol

Than the average person on Texags? Yea gonna have to disagree with ya there bud

[taybo20 2815]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Than the average person on Texags? Yea gonna have to disagree with ya there bud

Pompous arrogance lol

[89Horn 1492]

7 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

We have become the joke

Have become a joke?  We’ve been a joke for several years.  

[Hank_Hill 18494]

Just now, taybo20 said:

Pompous arrogance lol

Weird hill to die on, but uhhh keep up the self depreciation train. 

[taybo20 2815]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Weird hill to die on, but uhhh keep up the self depreciation train. 

You keep responding and proving the point. And I can do this all day

[Hammerin Hank 1224]

I’m at this game. Fuck this thread. That is all. 

[Hank_Hill 18494]

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

You keep responding and proving the point. And I can do this all day

Please keep feeling level with a Texags poster. I will continue to feel pretty good about myself, gig’em bruther!

[taybo20 2815]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Please keep feeling level with a Texags poster. I will continue to feel pretty good about myself, gig’em bruther!

You are being texags by responding. You are too dense to realize it

[Hozz 1012]

I think 14 is fine too.  He might lack for ability but he damn sure doesn't lack for effort and he looks like he's the only one that gives a fuck on D.

[Hank_Hill 18494]

Just now, taybo20 said:

You are being texags by responding. You are too dense to realize it

Nuhuh you are

[taybo20 2815]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Nuhuh you are

Yessssssssss hahahahahahahahahaha

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

2 minutes ago, Hozz said:

I think 14 is fine too.  He might lack for ability but he damn sure doesn't lack for effort and he looks like he's the only one that gives a fuck on D.

I’ll allow it 

[Helobious 9481]

This thread will look very dumb when we erase this 21 point deficit. We really fucking suck but KU is KU. They can’t sustain this.

[Tracer Bullet 183]

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

This thread will look very dumb when we erase this 21 point deficit. We really fucking suck but KU is KU. They can’t sustain this.

Nobody on our defense wants to actually play

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

8 minutes ago, Helobious said:

This thread will look very dumb when we erase this 21 point deficit. We really fucking suck but KU is KU. They can’t sustain this.

Have you seen this defense.   The finest collection of slack jawed pussies in the history of athletics sports. Kansas will score 56 points 

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

9 minutes ago, Helobious said:

This thread will look very dumb when we erase this 21 point deficit. We really fucking suck but KU is KU. They can’t sustain this.

Honestly even if Texas were to magically come back and the defense grew a pulse my statement still stand. These losers are a fucking embarrassment to humanity 

[Atticus 3922]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Have you seen this defense.   The finest collection of slack jawed pussies in the history of athletics sports. Kansas will score 56 points 

They will name their final score in this game. They are doing to us what we did we Tech earlier this year.

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1499]

This team is full of embarrassing fucking losers. If you are on this team and reading this, fuck you. You are an embarrassment and don’t deserve to wear the uniform.

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1499]

Except for Bijan. You are great. You should probably transfer to a place with better teammates.

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1499]

And Worthy. You are good too. The rest of y’all suck.

[CurlyDumps 4440]

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

This thread will look very dumb when we erase this 21 point deficit. We really fucking suck but KU is KU. They can’t sustain this.

Nailed it!

[achooloco 1065]

Oh my god gif

[Helobious 9481]

18 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Nailed it!

I know! Thanks.

[CurlyDumps 4440]

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

I know! Thanks.

Reverse jinx worked. Hell yeah.

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

Hell ricky I was high when I said all this. 
 

Great job. Texas!!!!! Fighttttt

[futureman 22415]

18 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Reverse jinx worked. Hell yeah.

did it?

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1499]

I hate you all you fucking losers

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1499]

I hate you all you fucking losers

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

18 minutes ago, futureman said:

did it?

Schoolered

[Cajun 11675]

Posted on another thread, but on the chance that any of these players looks here I want them to see it.  The only inaccuracy is the little blonde could kick all of your pansy asses.

Edited November 14, 2021 by Cajun

[bschoolprof 6232]

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

This thread will look very dumb when we erase this 21 point deficit. We really fucking suck but KU is KU. They can’t sustain this.

You are the kiss of death dude. Helo'd!

[hayden_horn 11360]

should really be directed at the athletic department but i whole heartedly agree with the sentiments

[Cajun 11675]

44 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I know! Thanks.

Lulz

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

Also fuck your own faces 

[Helobious 9481]

26 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

You are the kiss of death dude. Helo'd!

If schooler had made a catch most 7th grade B team players could make I would’ve been right.