West Virginia Game Week

[Goredho 17408]

We’re going to get gang raped by toothless hillbillies.  I can hear the banjo music even now.

[Sgt Hulk 13765]

Covid year and this year back to back years for the first time in my life old enough I’m not attending a game in person 

[bullet 1597]

17 hours ago, taybo20 said:

Betting everything I own on WVU

Based on the Surly and Shaggy betting patterns, UT is a lock to win now.

Go ahead.  Make my day.

[BrazilHorn 6611]

3 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Covid year and this year back to back years for the first time in my life old enough I’m not attending a game in person 

Same. Kind of glad I’ve not seen this shittiness in person. 

[LTtxfan 49218]

3 hours ago, Goredho said:

We’re going to get gang raped by toothless hillbillies.  I can hear the banjo music even now.

 

 

[Steelers Roll Left 1174]

3 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Covid year and this year back to back years for the first time in my life old enough I’m not attending a game in person 

That was me for 25 years until the end of the 2017 season when I gave up my season tickets and haven’t been back since. No regrets so far either though an increase in quality of home game opponents in the SEC might make me feel differently

[The Ace of Aces 5186]

Thinking it’ll be a 49-13 or so WVU blowout. Wouldn’t surprise me if they got into the 50s but their offense is really quite bad. But better than Kansas’ so yea, it’ll be a massive asskicking. 

[taybo20 2870]

4 hours ago, bullet said:

Based on the Surly and Shaggy betting patterns, UT is a lock to win now.

Go ahead.  Make my day.

Might be worth it for me then

[jettrink 40]

If anyone has tickets, airfare and hotel accommodations for free, I'll take them off your hands!  

On second thought, fuck that shit.

[ClubWhatever 12144]

Their Oline isn’t very good and their QB is pretty bad.  But they have a good defense and their bad offense is playing our roadkill defense.  With all our weapons hurt and playing on the road in cold weather I doubt we will score more than 17.  I can see them putting up 31 against the fighting walk ons. So there you have it.  31-17.  

[Assman 1830]

Already put money on WV -2.  This line should be 7+.

[Gidnik 3284]

I tell myself I don’t care, but I do. 

[Capn81 373]

Already put money on WV -2.  This line should be 7+.

I grabbed the line at -1.5. I will be watching this one closely to see how the line moves through the end of the week.

[Guadaloopy 10973]

[Longboard Horn 40326]

On 11/13/2021 at 10:32 PM, Sgt Hulk said:

Fuck these losers minus X and Bijan Casey’s cool 

I feel sorry for Xavier, Bijan and Casey because they're actually trying and have to carry the entire team every week... it's frustrating that no one else except RoJo will step up and help. 

[Longboard Horn 40326]

Maybe we win, maybe we lose. I'm over it at this point...

[Guest Lobo]

Early forecast at kickoff:  45 degrees, mostly cloudy, no chance of precip., negligible 5mph winds.  

So yeah, we're fucked. Although they are a rowdy fanbase, that's not an intimidating stadium to play during the day.  

Then again, probably a third of our players aren't making the trip so maybe it will be a rough weekend.  

[n64ra 1086]

Please don't lose to WVU.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

On 11/13/2021 at 11:01 PM, Serak The Preparer said:

Everyone's different and I'm not kink-shaming, but at least for me there's definitely a large spectrum between seeing Kathy Bates Naked > seeing Texas lose to Kansas > eating out Kathy Bates' ass.

It’s all one side of the spectrum, my friend. 

[ChickenNuggets 1628]

whatever.... we're gonna be a basketball school from now on. and swimming..

[Longboard Horn 40326]

3 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

whatever.... we're gonna be a basketball school from now on. and swimming..

Swimming. 10 consecutive Big 12 titles, 5 national championships in the last 6 years. 

[ChickenNuggets 1628]

Does our swim coach know anythign about football?

[bullet 1597]

On 11/14/2021 at 1:55 PM, Wally Pryor said:

Would make total sense if Beth is assigned to do pxp for this game. 

 

Well that's the only thing that would get me not to watch the game (assuming I was able).

[n64ra 1086]

23 hours ago, ChickenNuggets said:

Does our swim coach know anythign about football?

He knows that he suck at football.

[LTtxfan 49218]

"West Virginia Mountain Water"

 

https://wvtourism.com/these-5-places-serve-west-virginias-best-moonshine/

https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/west-virginia/moonshine-in-west-virginia/

[4th&Five 41558]

On 11/14/2021 at 4:32 PM, BrazilHorn said:

Same. Kind of glad I’ve not seen this shittiness in person. 

I haven't been to a Texas game since the Sugar Bowl.

[Wally Pryor 5261]

On 11/14/2021 at 12:55 PM, Wally Pryor said:

Would make total sense if Beth is assigned to do pxp for this game. 

 

Dodged that wretch but still getting Golic, Jr. on color.

It's what we deserve. 

 

[Sgt Hulk 13765]

I’m thinking 38-17 WVU 

[DigglerontheHoof 21202]

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I’m thinking 38-17 WVU 

Ah, an optimist. 

[dcar00 14218]

I'm thinking 42-21.  PK is the fucking worst and we are without Bijan.  I can't see us holding WVU under 40.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10270]

"BS"... c'mon man

[Herpa Derpa 6126]

On 11/14/2021 at 9:31 AM, tx 3 putt said:

There’s blood in the water 

Blood? There's just chunks of goddamn bone and carrion left floating on the surface. Surrounded by fat sharks. The program is now food for the floor dwelling scavengers picking over the remains. No better place for such a thing than Morgantown.

[Scooter Monzingo 821]

1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said:

Dodged that wretch but still getting Golic, Jr. on color.

It's what we deserve. 

 

Talk about nepotism, young Golic is a fucking tool.

[Herpa Derpa 6126]

On 11/15/2021 at 10:13 AM, n64ra said:

Please don't lose to WVU.

You don't lose any of the games you don't watch.

                - Wayne Gretzky

                     - Michael Scott

                           -Herpa Derpa

[Bigbend1812 12927]

 

Fuck em.  Hook’em bitches!

[Sgt Hulk 13765]

Jesus we are super fucked at RB

[nineliveslost 2782]

And there is Foster. Still starting...

[B00M 6416]

On 11/15/2021 at 9:13 AM, n64ra said:

Please don't lose to WVU.

Hey look guys, somebody still cares. This guarantees we'll lose.

[B00M 6416]

16 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Jesus we are super fucked at RB

It's the one position we have talent behind the starter. We have 5 RBs that I would not describe as super fucked. Blocking for any of them is what's super fucked.

[Jersey Man10 3537]

I can’t see us winning I just can’t.

[Sgt Hulk 13765]

27 minutes ago, B00M said:

It's the one position we have talent behind the starter. We have 5 RBs that I would not describe as super fucked. Blocking for any of them is what's super fucked.

We have turf toe and Concussion as 1-2 and Gabriel at 3. We are fucked lol 

[Vertigo 20290]

14 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I can’t see us winning I just can’t.

It's like holding two deflated saggy bags of sand in my hands. 

[MoJames 8244]

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

I honest expect a 30 point blowout. 
 

but then again I don’t expect us to win another game until sark is gone. Two years. 
 

Next year vs bama might reach 77-0 levels 

Edited November 17, 2021 by ONE YARD

[MotownHorn 1769]

This game is their super bowl 

It could get real ugly

[Ron Swanson 181]

On 11/14/2021 at 9:34 AM, TexasGolf said:

We should win convincingly 

Edited November 17, 2021 by Ron Swanson

[Ron Swanson 181]

On 11/13/2021 at 11:43 PM, Bevo&Pevo said:

I'm debating if I wanna go to Jonestown next week or not.

Don't drink the kool-aid....

[Theo Aquacates 339]

I’d rather pick up all of the leaves in my yard than watch this JV team get throttled. 

[jetsfan76 718]

I think I should schedule a prostate exam for Sat. Better than the game, or a wash?

[Chooky 13313]

I predict we'll win by one or four or seventeen or lose by one or four or twenty-three.