What Has Changed After This Kansas Loss?

[Vic Mackey 46936]

We can still accomplish all our goals!! Sark faced adversity square in the face and we forced overtime and almost beat KU at home. Give him time, he's building something great here. 

This loss is just a small bump on our road to accomplishing all our goals here. Keep the faith. 

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

How drunk are you?

[Jkwellborn 6653]

How drunk are you?

Drunk enough he’s chasing skinny white chicks.

[Intercourse With Gray 140]

It is taking me a long time to form this sentence because Im so drunk. I still would not write OPs post.

[MissingInAction 24824]

Get fucked and good night.

[ztejas 43266]

What has changed?

We defiled DKR by letting a 1-8 Kansas team kick our ass there. Might as well dig up the old man's grave and piss on his casket. 

[The Dark Knight 173]

I know this post was most likely made in jest but I do wonder what some of the Big Cigars are seriously thinking. 

[PilotsError 2282]

I think OP is going over a lot of people's heads.

[DoobieWah 1412]

Well, all of our cheerleaders are waking up with Kansas Jayhawks this morning. 

 

That's new. 

[pch 1259]

Nothing has changed in terms of what is good for the once proud Longhorn program. The list of what needs to change could go on ad infinitum.

[MontereyMX 848]

1 hour ago, DoobieWah said:

Well, all of our cheerleaders are waking up with Kansas Jayhawks this morning. 

 

That's new. 

yup, losers dont get their dick sucked

[gmr548 16517]

The silver lining is losing to Kansas was the only thing Sark could do this year that might be able to accelerate the timeline for his departure.

[Horn80 6075]

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

The silver lining is losing to Kansas was the only thing Sark could do this year that might be able to accelerate the timeline for his departure.

How about today….

[hookem48 4631]

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

We can still accomplish all our goals!! Sark faced adversity square in the face and we forced overtime and almost beat KU at home. Give him time, he's building something great here. 

This loss is just a small bump on our road to accomplishing all our goals here. Keep the faith. 

thought you didn't watch college football?

[PilotsError 2282]

4 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

thought you didn't watch college football?

 

Whoosh

[taybo20 2815]

Most of you don’t realize this is a parody of a post from when we lost to ou. 

[phdhorn 6224]

What Has Changed After This Kansas Loss?

Uh, Texas' poopy diapers?

[89Horn 1492]

11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

We can still accomplish all our goals!! Sark faced adversity square in the face and we forced overtime and almost beat KU at home. 

It would be cool to go back in time to 2004, 2005 and have Texas fans read this as a glimpse of the future.  They’d likely think “wow, that fat KU coach turned them around and must have them on a roll for 15 years!”

[BabaYaga 15212]

What has changed?   What has fucking changed?   My god damn liver has changed.   It’s broken.   I broke it.  It’s in a dark corner, crying…..

[BabaYaga 15212]

1 minute ago, 89Horn said:

It would be cool to go back in time to 2004, 2005 and have Texas fans read this as a glimpse of the future.  They’d likely think “wow, that fat KU coach turned them around and must have them on a roll for 15 years!”

Remember when there were blocks of games in your schedule you knew were layups.   You’d get to see backups and players tryouts at various alternative positions.   Good times.
 

Fuck you Texas coaching cock bags for taking this from me.   Now every goddamn weekend is a fucking cardiac roller coaster ride of dog shit.   

[DaggerHorns 3058]

What’s changed? My impression and interest for signing day.

It doesn’t matter how highly rated our athletes are. We just got beat by a walk on.

Texas is where talent comes to die.

[Bullneck 18987]

11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

We can still accomplish all our goals!! Sark faced adversity square in the face and we forced overtime and almost beat KU at home. Give him time, he's building something great here. 

This loss is just a small bump on our road to accomplishing all our goals here. Keep the faith. 

Some day we'll all look back on this and laugh.

[Bullneck 18987]

2 hours ago, taybo20 said:

Most of you don’t realize this is a parody of a post from when we lost to ou. 

[GhostOfTomChairman 43]

It would be cool to go back in time to 2004, 2005 and have Texas fans read this as a glimpse of the future.  They’d likely think “wow, that fat KU coach turned them around and must have them on a roll for 15 years!”

Jesus imagine getting a visit from futureman in 2009 and being told about the decade + of ineptitude to come. I remember back in the day when that idiot Jesus shuttleworth or whatever was claiming the team was circling 2013 as a national title run and here we are in 2021 with no light at the end of this rectum tunnel.

[pearlandhorn 3269]

This program needed an enema. Thankfully, Kansas provided that.

[UTEX_ME 4754]

1 minute ago, GhostOfTomChairman said:

Jesus imagine getting a visit from futureman in 2009 and being told about the decade + of ineptitude to come. I remember back in the day when that idiot Jesus shuttleworth or whatever was claiming the team was circling 2013 as a national title run and here we are in 2021 with no light at the end of this rectum tunnel.

[Chad 1728]

What changed? Another notch in the loss column, other then that nothing will change.

[Longboard Horn 40145]

I’ll tell you what changed, the fact that most of us on here who knew Steve was not a good hire and the biggest what the fuck back in January has proved to be true.

Edited November 14, 2021 by Longboard Horn

[lilMAC25 3778]

4 hours ago, taybo20 said:

Most of you don’t realize this is a parody of a post from when we lost to ou. 

I thought it looked familiar. Good call.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Nothing has changed.  We still have a beta school with beta players managed by an average coach.

Just roll with it.  We have class and academics. 8-4 is totes cool.  That's our new standard but it won't be met this year.

There's always next year!

 

[dec3169 501]

4 hours ago, taybo20 said:

Most of you don’t realize this is a parody of a post from when we lost to ou. 

I 'member that.  Sad part is - it works for so many other games as well.

[LTtxfan 48980]

What has changed ??? 

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

7 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

What has changed ??? 

That little guy’s team is now 7-3 and a missed 2 pt conversion away from being in the top 10 with a coach that could get his kids to run through a wall for him. 

[BabaYaga 15212]

45 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

I’ll tell you what changed, the fact that most of us on here who knew Steve was not a good hire and the biggest what the fuck back in January has proved to be true.

Yep.  Who was your main target?   Realistically 

[The Hot Dog Buffet 1291]

7 hours ago, DoobieWah said:

Well, all of our cheerleaders are waking up with Kansas Jayhawks this morning. 

 

That's new. 

Their uniforms actually said the singular "Jayhawk". That is the type of attention to detail that it takes to lose 10 games and beat Texas.

[Surly Bevo 24696]

What's changed?  I have less bourbon in my house this morning than I did yesterday morning.

[Tex Pete 20179]

1 hour ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Nothing has changed.  We still have a beta school with beta players managed by an average coach.

Just roll with it.  We have class and academics. 8-4 is totes cool.  That's our new standard but it won't be met this year.

There's always next year!

 

Average?

[Scooter Monzingo 820]

39 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

What's changed?  I have less bourbon in my house this morning than I did yesterday morning.

Yep, pretty much this.