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It is the fallout from the Toledo War with Ohio. Way back when Michigan was about to be admitted to the union, the border between Ohio and Michigan was not well defined, and there was a dispute betwee

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you guessed it-- Frank Stallone  

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3 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I can't go to Betty and offer her money for sex.  Illegal.

But I CAN go to Betty, offer her money for sex, film it, put it on the internet and possibly make money off it.

What's up with that?

i think you have to have a license to produce porn. 

but yeah, what's up with that?

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I have a will question.

My wife and I recently had our first child. We just want to make establish that a certain person is his legal guardian (not a family member) in the event that we both die. My wife's family is unusually nuts, so we want to keep him out of their hands. Of course, we want to make sure all three figures of our assets go to him as well, but the most important issue is declaring the legal guardian. This seems like a pretty boilerplate document that shouldn't require a lawyer. I'm aware of the filing process in my state, but I want to make sure the document will hold up. Are any of the free templates any good for this kind of thing? I'm willing to pay to make sure it's done right, but I'd rather not pay for something so seemingly simple.

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3 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

What is so goddamned wrong with cargo shorts? It's all over the urban Meyer thread. Who gives a fuck that I have an extra pocket sewn on my shorts when I'm putzing around town?

They were cool for a few years then people’s parents started wearing them and became uncool so it became more acceptable to wear flat front shorts.

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5 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

What is so goddamned wrong with cargo shorts? It's all over the urban Meyer thread. Who gives a fuck that I have an extra pocket sewn on my shorts when I'm putzing around town?

Clearly doesn’t read SP’s newsletter. 

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Jameslaw121

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When fedex/UPS/ ect drivers park in fire lanes to take a package inside are they technically parking illegally or is there some sort of exception for them? Or is it just a matter of technically it's illegal but no cop is ever going to take the time to write a ticket for something that stupid?

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On 8/7/2018 at 6:20 PM, OrangEngr said:

What is so goddamned wrong with cargo shorts? It's all over the urban Meyer thread. Who gives a fuck that I have an extra pocket sewn on my shorts when I'm putzing around town?

Agreed.  That's the easiest pocket in which to carry my whiskey into DKR.

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2 hours ago, woohorn said:

"Fire Zones" I see are all private property (in front of Randalls or office bldgs), so no tickets. If you are talking about midtown Manhattan, they should get tickets because there are supposed to be loading/delivery zones too.

Prolly the domain of the Fire Marshall.

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2 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

When fedex/UPS/ ect drivers park in fire lanes to take a package inside are they technically parking illegally or is there some sort of exception for them? Or is it just a matter of technically it's illegal but no cop is ever going to take the time to write a ticket for something that stupid?

My BIL was a UPS driver. They get tickets everyday. UPS tells them to park right up front anyway and hand the tickets in at the end of the day. UPS pays them. The cost of the ticket is worth it to keep the operation moving fast. 

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21 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Anyone have any good new and/or sports TV they stream at work? I used to switch between Sportscenter (back when it was highlights and not a horrible talk show), CNN, and Fox News during the day. But now major networks seem to only cover presidential politics and nothing else....

Here's a place you could start, they have a fairly broad selection:

http://www.livenewsmag.com/

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When you are walking by a big field of grass, why is it there are only a few strips of it mowed at any given time? I don't see the point in mowing a couple strips and leaving the rest. And no they don't come mow it later, it stays like this the entire summer. Every few months they will mow the rest but the rest of the time it's tall as shit.

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59 minutes ago, elfenix said:
Why do I take several shits a day during weekdays when I'm at work, but may only take 1 shit the whole weekend when I'm at home? I'm not just going in there to fuck around on surly for 15 minutes. I've actually got to go.

Are your habits the same on weekdays as weekends?

afaik i drink about the same (shit ton) amount of caffeine regardless and eat about the same times of day. 

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 It’s because a standard cup of coffee is traditionally 6 or 8 oz. and some people want less than a full cup sometimes  

America has supersized everything from 40+ oz Big Gulp cups  to fast food meals to king size candy bars to the idea that a cup of coffee should be no less than 12 oz.  We are fat disgusting country where bigger is better.  But not all of the world shares our gluttony. A 4 oz cup of coffee is not uncommon in other places. 

 And yes I know coffee has no calories. Let me know the next time you see a fat ass soccer mom spilling out of her yoga pants order a plain black coffee. 

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Cops don't write parking tickets, meter maids do. That's their only job, so it's not a waste of time. It's exactly what they're supposed to be doing. Who the fuck doesn't know this?

^^^^^ Makes sense. Seems like I waste of time for the cops, but revenue I guess....
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15 hours ago, Paco said:

Cops don't write parking tickets, meter maids do. That's their only job, so it's not a waste of time. It's exactly what they're supposed to be doing. Who the fuck doesn't know this?

Allen, and most suburbs don't have meter maids, as we don't have meters.....Cops will write you a parking ticket.

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2 hours ago, Grandioso said:

Why do certain countries that use arabic numerals have reversed ways of writing numbers/currency?

US: $1,000.00

Some European countries: $1.000,00

 

 

I think way back in the day that many countries used the dot as the multiplication symbol. I assume that's why they used the comma instead

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