Mass Shootings

[TexArcher 39048]

"Shoulda armed the teachers.  Thoughts and prayers."

-- Jesse Watters, probably

[InkaUtexas 26860]

6 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I started making healthy life choices 4 months ago; better diet; no drugs, dropped alcohol use, and exercise more.

I'm more likely to die of lead poisoning than any health issues.

What's the fucking point?

 

Want a beer and a steak?

[MissingInAction 25554]

5 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Want a beer and a steak?

[tx 3 putt 78672]

 

[elguapo 4620]

💯

 

[tx 3 putt 78672]

1 minute ago, elguapo said:

💯

 

 

 

[Jameslaw121 4494]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

[TeeDubya 3362]

 

Balls.  

[Red Five 41703]

At least 11 children in the hospital with gunshot wounds.

Edited February 14 by Red Five
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[Longhorn_Fan68 34102]

[YChang 3566]

Sigh... and nothing but admiration for those KC fans brave enough and cognizant enough to tackle the shooter. 

[C-Man 27777]

10 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

 

Balls.  

One of the responses to that tweet:

 

[Brisketexan 106876]

3 minutes ago, YChang said:

Sigh... and nothing but admiration for those KC fans brave enough and cognizant enough to tackle the shooter. 

Thank God they weren't Caroline Panthers fans, they woulda missed tackle after tackle.

[C-Man 27777]

5 minutes ago, YChang said:

Sigh... and nothing but admiration for those KC fans brave enough and cognizant enough to tackle the shooter. 

I caught the initial press briefing with the KC mayor and chief of police and nothing but self-congratulation and knob-slobbing for the first responders, police and fire/EMS, and it appears that Joe Chiefs Fan #1 and #2 are the ones who snagged one of the two assailants.

[BamaATL 16593]

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Thank God they weren't Caroline Panthers fans, they woulda missed tackle after tackle.

As a Falcons fan, I am furious that joke wasn't at our expense.  

[elguapo 4620]

Find a new hobby weirdo gun dorks. We should petition to have the gun owner thread removed from the hobbies board.

[C-Man 27777]

Did I just hear right? 22 people shot now?

[Satchel 6982]

It appears we waste time lamenting these shootings since we’ve made a choice to live or die with them. Maybe we should just focus on keeping the numbers low.

[Fastbreak 4045]

Did I just hear right? 22 people shot now?

Did you hear about the open border?

[4th&Five 41986]

 

[tx 3 putt 78672]

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13624]

Wow! Three weird loners all mass shooting at the same public gathering. 

[cactusflinthead 27627]

I saw something in passing earlier today and thought it was drunken foolishness or some beef on a personal level.

No, more mass shooting at soft targets all bunched together because we're stupid and mean. 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13624]

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

MANWIPES! *slap*

[Brisketexan 106876]

Shoulda just called these heroes over in St. Louis to drive on over to work security.....

[MissingInAction 25554]

I would very surprised if it wasn't a crew of Maga cultists.

[Brisketexan 106876]

Just now, MissingInAction said:

I would very surprised if it wasn't a crew of Maga cultists.

Could be.  But the situation also suggests a beef or gang bullshit that took place in a crowded area, so lots of collateral damage.  That'd be my bet at the moment, but this is a America, who the fuck knows?  Spin the wheel, you never know what's gonna motivate a mass shooter!  It's like playing Press Your Luck, except the whole fucking board is Whammies.

[Dennis Taylor 19344]

13 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I would very surprised if it wasn't a crew of Maga cultists.

 

11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Could be.  But the situation also suggests a beef or gang bullshit that took place in a crowded area, so lots of collateral damage.  That'd be my bet at the moment, but this is a America, who the fuck knows?  Spin the wheel, you never know what's gonna motivate a mass shooter!  It's like playing Press Your Luck, except the whole fucking board is Whammies.

 

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13624]

I'm going with the media will show you this.

[Brisketexan 106876]

1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

 

 

 

Just now, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I'm going with the media will show you this.

This.

I love how there's regularly a cascade of "the media won't show you this!" posts on social media and whatnot....followed by....the media showing you exactly that.

I mean, do these numbnuts actually think that the media WON'T report on the identity of the suspects/arrested individuals?  Fucking seriously?  The stupid....it burns.

[AbeFroman 3112]

 

[Mittens 8705]

😡😡😡

 

[SameSame 1751]

Is this one of those deals we should all jump to wild mostly inaccurate speculation, or wait for more of the story and facts?

[DigDug 1738]

Jump jump jump jump jump jump jump

[Henry Hill 3156]

2 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Is this one of those deals we should all jump to wild mostly inaccurate speculation, or wait for more of the story and facts?

Depends on how many thoughts and prayers you give. 

[SimonBolivar 11063]

5 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Is this one of those deals we should all jump to wild mostly inaccurate speculation, or wait for more of the story and facts?

Yeah I bet it'll turn out to be a tragic vending machine accident

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13624]

2 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Is this one of those deals we should all jump to wild mostly inaccurate speculation, or wait for more of the story and facts?

Intriguing strategy, Nicole.

[YGIFS 19458]

Based on 1000 videos I've seen of young men wearing other men's NFL jerseys, committing acts of violence.  I just have to say I am absolutely shocked by these recent developments.  

[Deej 77808]

1 hour ago, YChang said:

Sigh... and nothing but admiration for those KC fans brave enough and cognizant enough to tackle the shooter. 

Don't fuck with Swfties.

[4th&Five 41986]

23 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

 

 

Based on twitter these are not the shooters. It was well before the shooting and not in the same area. 

[Js1 87175]

24 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

 

 

Iconic finally snapped?

[SimonBolivar 11063]

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Based on twitter these are not the shooters. It was well before the shooting and not in the same area. 

That's what THEY want you to think.

[BamaATL 16593]

So if what is out there is true, these 3 numbnuts managed to shoot everyone around them but not the people they were shooting at?  None of the three appear wounded in the slightest.  

[Js1 87175]

1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

So if what is out there is true, these 3 numbnuts managed to shoot everyone around them but not the people they were shooting at?  None of the three appear wounded in the slightest.  

God damn storm troopers! 

[Nope 3151]

Any word on the age of the shooter? From the pic I saw, he looked no older than 13.

[jimmyjazz 47130]

1 minute ago, Nope said:

Any word on the age of the shooter? From the pic I saw, he looked no older than 13.

I'd say he's probably 14-15:

[Neonmoon 38130]

No one knows why these things keep happening 

[YGIFS 19458]

11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'd say he's probably 14-15:

Am I the only one who is just now realizing that his chin/jaw convergence looks exactly like an anus?  

[cmontexas 3367]

Mass shootings arent news apparently, just a niche political topic banished to cloak room

[TexArcher 39048]

2 hours ago, YChang said:

Sigh... and nothing but admiration for those KC fans brave enough and cognizant enough to tackle the shooter. 

For real.  I'd like to think I'd respond likewise, but it's easy to say.  They took that guy out.