Mass Shootings

[Bama Chick 28596]

[bolverk 30339]

4 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 

Darn it! Just came here to post that.

From the replies:

[royiv 9795]

9 minutes ago, bolverk said:

 

Darn it! Just came here to post that.

From the replies:

How many of the surly gun nuts are in this photo?

[bolverk 30339]

 

[safe sex 12017]

I'm so glad to learn that, unlike so many of his compatriots in "combat sports," Michael Buffer is not a MAGA chud

[RomaVicta 30602]

I guess I should find some happiness in the fact that this thread has added several pages over the last few days, but none of them report a slaughter.

Noem is a very dynamic speaker. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26856]

1 hour ago, safe sex said:

I'm so glad to learn that, unlike so many of his compatriots in "combat sports," Michael Buffer is not a MAGA chud

Michael Buffer, like all real boxing fans, is a student of history and there is no better analogue to the devolution of our culture than the decline of boxing and the rise of bloodsport 

[DDD Dad 14654]

On 4/13/2023 at 3:26 PM, fattyflattie said:

Unequivocally no. It’s not even close to my #1 issue.   If we voted on things a la carte, would be a no brainer yes (up to and including red flag, depending) but that’s not how we do things here, so we get what we have chosen. 

So you're cool continuing to do nothing to protect our children, family, friends, neighbors, fellow citizens, and possibly yourself from the dangers of assault weapons because you want to buy another boat.

 

[Sawbonz 28228]

2 hours ago, bolverk said:

 

2,1

[Chico_SA 529]

8 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

2,1

Gross

[Bullneck 19540]

 

[Covri 6368]

1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

So you're cool continuing to do nothing to protect our children, family, friends, neighbors, fellow citizens, and possibly yourself from the dangers of assault weapons because you want to buy another boat.

 

For the last got damn time, fuckstickfatty wants to buy a yacht, not a mere boat.

[fattyflattie 4640]

1 hour ago, Covri said:

For the last got damn time, fuckstickfatty wants to buy a yacht, not a mere boat.

Correct. I’ve already got several mere boats. 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

Since we’re dealing with a bipartisan issue here, I’d love to hear what proposals were put forth by the various GOP leaders that spoke at the NRA convention.

[jimmyjazz 47221]

26 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Correct. I’ve already got several mere boats. 

[jimmyjazz 47221]

25 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Since we’re dealing with a bipartisan issue here, I’d love to hear what proposals were put forth by the various GOP leaders that spoke at the NRA convention.

Some proposed Applebee's, one proposed Hooters but got shot down (with some secret whispers about "later"), and some asshat suggested Olive Garden.

Olive Garden it was.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

11 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Since we’re dealing with a bipartisan issue here, I’d love to hear what proposals were put forth by the various GOP leaders that spoke at the NRA convention.

@fattyflattie I know you’re waiting eagerly for your GOP reps to put forth some sensible gun reform measures.

Did you have a chance to review the proposals put forth by GOP leaders in Indianapolis?

[YGIFS 19458]

11 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Some proposed Applebee's, one proposed Hooters but got shot down (with some secret whispers about "later"), and some asshat suggested Olive Garden.

Olive Garden it was.

I picture Wayne LaPierre like Paul Giamatti in "Sideways" walking into Olive Garden, "No.  If anybody orders Bud Light, I am leaving!  I am not drinking any fucking Bud Light!"  

[Bullneck 19540]

12 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Correct. I’ve already got several mere boats. 

It you're relying on the GOP to deliver tax cuts so you can buy a real yacht, you're not really yacht material.  

Yachts are for the global elite and offshore tax strategies.  You probably don't qualify. 

[WhatTheBuck 28931]

13 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Since we’re dealing with a bipartisan issue here, I’d love to hear what proposals were put forth by the various GOP leaders that spoke at the NRA convention.

Without looking, I’m betting they said the problem isn’t the guns, it’s the people. And we need more guns. 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

39 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Without looking, I’m betting they said the problem isn’t the guns, it’s the people. And we need more guns. 

Trump proposed funding to research the mental health effects of gender transformation medicines.

That actually happened. It ain’t the guns, it’s the trannies.

[henrygandorf 29227]

shocked face. 

[Burt 4138]

Why do these people keep jumping in front of bullets???

[Pods 7637]

Obligatory

[Neonmoon 38130]

If all those kids had guns, then maybe they wouldn’t be dead. It’s their fault for leaving their house without a gun. 

[Pato del Muerto 53517]

57 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

If all those kids had guns, then maybe they wouldn’t be dead. It’s their fault for leaving their house without a gun. 

Don’t all teens in Alabama have guns?

[elfenix 34753]

And the day is still young

https://www.npr.org/2023/04/16/1170291292/2-people-have-died-after-a-shooter-in-louisville-opened-fire-in-a-crowded-park

[Eskimohorn 5682]

And the day is still young

https://www.npr.org/2023/04/16/1170291292/2-people-have-died-after-a-shooter-in-louisville-opened-fire-in-a-crowded-park

We need to harden parks

[Pato del Muerto 53517]

Just now, Eskimohorn said:

We need to harden Louisville 

 

[YGIFS 19458]

3 mass shootings in the same mid-size American city in less than a week?  
 

I mean, if ever there was fucking evidence that localized thoughts and prayers coming from a concentrated location can actually produce positive energy out into the universe to effect desired outcomes, I think this is finally it.   

[Bullneck 19540]

39 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

We need to harden parks

Too many side doors.

[Bozo_Casanova 26856]

7 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

shocked face. 

We should arm teens, party clowns, and homeless people

Edited April 16, 2023 by Bozo_Casanova

[YGIFS 19458]

Parkdoor?

Yeah, you know that thing where young people go to parks and open urban spaces and jump around on the walls and furniture 'n shit?

Do you mean Parkour?  

[Bullneck 19540]

Maybe a judge somewhere (I'm looking at you Amarillo) will challenge the Dept of Transportation's authority to prohibit loaded guns in planes.  I mean, who wants to be unarmed on a plane if someone else sneaks a gun on board and starts shooting.  It's your 2a right to be able to shoot back.  And don't talk about "decompression" or whatever, that's not in the Constitution.

[YGIFS 19458]

Yeah, wasn't there some TSA study done a couple years ago and like 5,000+ handguns slipped through terminal screening each year?  So we need good guys with guns up there.  I sure as shit won't be left holding just my dick.  And you're absolutely right, there was zero discussion of high altitude pressurized risks mentioned in the Bill of Rights.  I mean, sure the Federalist Letters talk a little about decompression at nearly the speed of sound, but fucking Madison was always a bush-league aerospace physicist.  It was really Hamilton and Jay that did the heavy lifting when it came to the freedoms of jet propulsion. 

Also, this horrific week of mass shootings is nothing compared to what's on Hunter Biden's laptop/Drag Queens/Grooming/CRT/whatever else we're doing to pretend that our children are forever scarred from mass shooter drills.   

[AnTiM 1695]

5 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Maybe a judge somewhere (I'm looking at you Amarillo) will challenge the Dept of Transportation's authority to prohibit loaded guns in planes.  I mean, who wants to be unarmed on a plane if someone else sneaks a gun on board and starts shooting.  It's your 2a right to be able to shoot back.  And don't talk about "decompression" or whatever, that's not in the Constitution.

Speaking of the Constitution, wasn't that written back in prehistoric times, maybe like when all guns were single shot muzzle loaders and no one had to worry about a nutcase with a semiauto?  I guess there is no use saying that some people need to wake up and face reality, then admit there is a problem.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20928]

People who say that the problem is the guns or the problem is the people are falling for a false dichotomy.  The reality is that it's the people WITH the easy access to guns. 

Take either the people or the guns out of the equation and people wouldn't be dying from gun violence.

[GW Hayduke 1957]

Let’s ban people. Why didn’t I think of that

[Pato del Muerto 53517]

Just now, GW Hayduke said:

Let’s ban people. Why didn’t I think of that

It would work

[Bullneck 19540]

21 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Also, this horrific week of mass shootings is nothing compared to what's on Hunter Biden's laptop/Drag Queens/Grooming/CRT/whatever else we're doing to pretend that our children are forever scarred from mass shooter drills.   

Texags - The lamestream media only talks about shootings if it's a straight white male.  If it's a trans person they ignore it.  /Texags

[Stilicho 1422]

48 minutes ago, GW Hayduke said:

Let’s ban people. Why didn’t I think of that

Sort of the long game of all the gun violence anyhow.

[royiv 9795]

Just needed more guns to de-escalate, right @Handcruser?

[henrygandorf 29227]

1 hour ago, GW Hayduke said:

Let’s ban people. Why didn’t I think of that

people don't kill guns, drugs do.

[abuelo gringo 333]

3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

We should arm teens, party clowns, and homeless people

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20928]

 

 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5169]

Groomers

[Bullneck 19540]

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

Jesus.  

I've asked here before how many mass shootings it will take before Republicans start to feel for the victims and their families or at least become afraid for their own safety.  

Same guy's twitter:

 

 

Edited April 16, 2023 by Bullneck

[Satchel 6982]

7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Don’t all teens in Alabama have guns?

In an average year, 1,090 people from 2011 to 2020, compared to a 33% increase
die and 3,422 are wounded by guns in Alabama. Alabama has the 2nd-highest rate of gun violence in the US.

[aggie08 21823]

36 minutes ago, Satchel said:

In an average year, 1,090 people from 2011 to 2020, compared to a 33% increase
die and 3,422 are wounded by guns in Alabama. Alabama has the 2nd-highest rate of gun violence in the US.

Sure, but what's the critical mass? All of these southern states lead the nation in gun violence, but they've got to be real close to arming enough people to be a peaceful utopia.

[henrygandorf 29227]

one obvious problem, so many bad solutions.