11.15.21 Coach Sark PC @ 11am

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

For the first time since 1956, Texas has lost five consecutive games. The 1–8 Jayhawks, who hadn’t won a Big 12 road game since 2008, went into Austin and beat the Longhorns 57-56 in overtime

 

[Nicole44 22027]

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21044]

PK should be gone today.

[mdmost 42827]

You look at those hillbillies over there and it’s just all about the tradition of them being the next Big left behind that’s going to destroy Texas on our way out of this conference. 

[BurntOrange&White 39566]

Hopefully he announces PK being reassigned. 

[Kel Varnsen 8429]

[MagneticHorn 0]

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Hopefully he announces PK the whole team is being reassigned. 

Fixed

[phdhorn 6224]

Got my audio (with video!) cued up, can't wait!
 

 

[TexArcher 37506]

Hopefully he commits seppuku with the tip of a Longhorn's horn while whispering, "I have disgraced you for the last time."

 

 

Edited November 15, 2021 by TexArcher
This is a joke, obv. Hopefully he just calls somebody a cunt so we can fire him with cause.

[horngasm22 60]

please resign Sark.

If I lost to Kansas, I wouldn't be able to show my face in sports again.

what ever happened to dignity?

[FunkSoulBrother 923]

22 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

PK should be gone today.

Steve why you no fire PK now?

[perfectchaos007 6596]

9 minutes ago, horngasm22 said:

please resign Sark.

If I lost to Kansas, I wouldn't be able to show my face in sports again.

what ever happened to dignity?

Guaranteed $$$$ on the contract trumps dignity. All coaches are FUPM

Edited November 15, 2021 by perfectchaos007

[Pig Bellmont 8691]

I don’t know what the point is after turning in the worst season since 1956. The players clearly stopped trying and he’s out of answers

[dcar00 14028]

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Hopefully he commits seppuku with the tip of a Longhorn's horn while whispering, "I have disgraced you for the last time."

 

 

maybe he could just show up with a fifth of Jack and pour himself a stiff one and open up with "OK, boys lets get started."

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Does this guy have a bingo card yet?

[Doc Reeves 6434]

[Surly Bevo 24692]

10 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Does this guy have a bingo card yet?

Yes it has one square with an "L" 

Bingo motherfucker

[Doc Reeves 6434]

[Nicole44 22027]

We are all pretty jacked up. Shame some of us can’t be there in person…lol.

[Slacks 6791]

Is this thing on?

[Tex Pete 20156]

[UThomas 33]

yea usually these things don't start late... 4 after and nothing on the stream (insert snark)

[Tex Pete 20156]

1 minute ago, Snacks said:

Is this thing on?

Someone should have asked that about the headsets Saturday night.

[bangkok 89]

bo davis taking over defensive playcalling duties.

[Dr. Teeth 5824]

Elevator issues?

[Nicole44 22027]

He’s stuck in the elevator? 

[immamac 42513]

you can't make this shit up. 

[Nicole44 22027]

Holy shit! 

[Slacks 6791]

i just keep getting Ghost Busters commercials and no stream... wtf?

[dcar00 14028]

Just now, bangkok said:

bo davis taking over defensive playcalling duties.

Bo Davis playcall sheet

1st down - "Motherfucker"

2nd down - "Fuck your Mother"

3rd down - "Go Fuck Yourself MotherFucker"

[freyguy 4245]

It's what we deserve

[Slacks 6791]

wtf is going on ?!?!?

 

[Dr. Teeth 5824]

He looks like he wants to quit. 

[Slacks 6791]

ok... here we go.

[Tex Pete 20156]

Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

He looks like he wants to quit. 

He has my support. For quitting.

Edited November 15, 2021 by Tex Pete

[Slacks 6791]

muthafuckas wasted 10 of my minutes... this is why we lose.  I have a call at at 11:15, muthafuckas.

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

[Michael Knight 12878]

 

[dcar00 14028]

Just now, bigup2dahorns said:

 

what bullshit.  what was difficult to overcome was your got damn DC.

[Slacks 6791]

we have no players left... we are going to win.

[mdmost 42827]

No Bijan the rest of the season. Yeah, we're going 4-8. 

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

[drt 637]

Who the fuck asked that first question?

[utee94 15744]

Translates to:

Bijan hitting the portal.  Adios, mofos.

 

[TexasGolf 4855]

do we get J Whit back this week ?

[Nicole44 22027]

Playing bad and winning is the worst thing that can happen???? No.  No it’s not.

[Hmbre97 6297]

LOL, losing is actually good now guys!

 

All jokes aside, I see what he's saying and kinda agree with the notion. But wtf, what a stupid fucking way to say it.

Edited November 15, 2021 by Hmbre97

[Nicole44 22027]

He’s really sweating hardcore. 

[mdmost 42827]