11.15.21 Coach Sark PC @ 11am

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

1 minute ago, drt said:

Who the fuck asked that first question?

Herman Melville 

[bad_teammate 13561]

He's getting paid fat stacks of cash regardless of what happens, why so nervous?

Calm down, Steve, get confident. You're rich!

[Nicole44 22325]

Committed to the staff so y’all can forget about coaching staff changes. Believes in them. They didn’t forget to coach overnight. And he will make evaluations at end of season no matter what though.

[bigup2dahorns 3348]

[Guest Lobo]

Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

Herman Melville 

Well, our Head Coach does look like a Mopey Dick.

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

He was asked what he was doing to fix the problem. He didn’t say one thing he was doing to fix the problem after 5 minutes. 

[Wally Pryor 5410]

5 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

 

Best of luck to a great player and even better person. 

Thanks for your contributions to our football team. 

[drt 646]

No mention of bowl season. Telling. 

[Tex Pete 21489]

1 minute ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Just couldn't find a W in the Battle of the Basement Saturday night. 

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

He doesn’t answer questions. Even after saying you should answer the question. 

[Wally Pryor 5410]

Sarkisian's life management coach is having to work overtime at this point. 

Sarkisian probably can't help but be teetering at this point. 

[mdmost 44078]

Fun fact. Texas has never gone 4-8. Closest was 4-7 back in 1997...when we only played 11 games. 

[bigup2dahorns 3348]

[Nicole44 22325]

2 minutes ago, drt said:

No mention of bowl season. Telling. 

It’s better to lose than win and play poorly so no bowl games bc that would be bad.

[dcar00 14980]

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

He’s really sweating hardcore. 

because he knows he's done.  He lost to fucking Kansas.  recruiting is going to be a dumpster fire.  he'll get 3 years though because "appearances"

[bigup2dahorns 3348]

[Tex Pete 21489]

On some level, I feel sorry for the guy. It isn't his fault we went full retard and hired him for no reason.

Then again, we've made him wealthy for the rest of his life. 

[dcar00 14980]

6 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

nope. they worked for championship caliber head coaches.   now they don't.

[bigup2dahorns 3348]

[bigup2dahorns 3348]

[mdmost 44078]

If only there was a magical portal that could help you replenish a roster that's been reduced through injury and attrition. 

[bigup2dahorns 3348]

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

5 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Like Tackling.. good coaches can get guys to tackle by this point in the season.. 

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

He told Kurt he had two good questions. 
 

But it did lead him to say we could have as many as 33 new scholarship players. 

[bigup2dahorns 3348]

[6th Street 6692]

This guy fucking sucks 

[dcar00 14980]

someone told Steve he needed to be a head coach to be considered a success.  this guy doesn't want to be a head coach.   This is like Marcus Dupree coming back to play in the NFL for the Rams for one season just to say he did it. FML. what a complete disaster of a hire.

[Guest Lobo]

1 minute ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

What the fuck were 25 of our players doing having breakfast the College Station Ramada Inn before a home game?

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

2 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Excuses excuses excuses. It's like clock work.

[Pancho 46346]

The different reaction of me reading this thread at the gym:

 

 

[dcar00 14980]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Excuses excuses excuses. It's like clock work.

and it will thusly be known as the Kansas flu game.  this guy sucks.

[bigup2dahorns 3348]

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

12 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Committed to the staff so y’all can forget about coaching staff changes. Believes in them. They didn’t forget to coach overnight. And he will make evaluations at end of season no matter what though.

I said this yesterday. I got money they make zero changes. If they do it will be a low level switch. No major guys will be removed.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Woopee 

[Nicole44 22325]

Holy shit. Disaster…

It was the plan going into the game to put Card in??? I mean??????????? 

Edited November 15, 2021 by Nicole44

[bigup2dahorns 3348]

There is a chance JWhitt could play this weekend -Sark

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

A chance for Jordan to play this weekend. 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

6 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

That’ll happen when 50% of the team are lesbians 

[Kel Varnsen 8749]

Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

A chance for Jordan to play this weekend. 

Can he play LB?

[nineliveslost 3011]

I can only find his presser from saturday. 

[TexasBeta 1277]

I feel like I 've seen this before.. On numerous occasions over the last 20 years. 

 

Edited November 15, 2021 by TexasBeta

[TexArcher 39074]

7 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Yeah, but you can also use stop-gap measures since you can't recruit 100 freshmen at once and hope we magically go 8-4 for the next two years until those freshmen are juniors.  

[Doc Reeves 6434]

I’ll be pretty honest, I feel I could’ve gotten this team to this point. Hubris? Nope.

[CooterBrown 18289]

Whittington’s head will probably fall off on the first play.

[Tex Pete 21489]

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Holy shit. Disaster…

It was the plan going into the game to put Card in??? I mean??????????? 

I honestly don't think getting Card in the game was a terrible idea. Casey was way off the week before. But Card's baby hands bit us in the ass. He has to be done here now.

We just fucking suck. Everything our staff does is a banana in the tailpipe. This program is the football version of Schleprock right now. 

Wowzy wowzy woo woo. 

 

 

[perfectchaos007 6780]

2 minutes ago, TexasBeta said:

I feel like I 've seen this before.. On numerous occasions over the last 20 years. 

 

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over again but expecting different results. I think our fan base knows the results won’t be different over the next couple years. We went from insane, to apathy, to nihilism 

[SarkAfterDark 1751]

11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Holy shit. Disaster…

It was the plan going into the game to put Card in??? I mean??????????? 

This was known before the game even started. 

Edited November 15, 2021 by SarkAfterDark

[Tex Pete 21489]

5 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

I’ll be pretty honest, I feel I could’ve gotten this team to this point. Hubris? Nope.

You for sure could have coached the last five games and the Arkansas game to the same outcomes. Most of us could well have coached us past Kansas. 

[TexasBeta 1277]

I know we've beaten this horse on numerous occasions... BUT... how in the holy fuck did we get here. I mean really.. We can't be that incompetent in regards to fielding a competitive football team... a team that provides the majority of if not all the funding for all other sports at Texas... notably those shitty sports our school is hell bent on being #1 in - I'm looking at you women's rowing. Wtf. 

 

 

[Wally Pryor 5410]

19 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Oh my.

You gave up 49 points to Kansas in 4 quarters.  Texas shouldn't given up 49 points to Kansas in 4 fucking games.  

It doesn't take much to tackle Kansas offensive players. That's Kansas.  The inept of the inept. Is tackling something you're still trying to teach? You're crossing over into Clown Brown 2013 presser material, dude.