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Tonight the Fox Nation Patriot Awards are being held at the Hard Rock in Fort Lauderdale. While the Patriot Gold tier is sold out, you can still get a seat at the Patriot Silver ($250) or Patriot level ($125). Special guests include Hannity, Tucker Carlson, Jeanine Pirro and more.  

Just one thing to know in the disclaimer:

IMPORTANT: In order to attend The Patriot Awards, all attendees must show either (A) COVID vaccine card OR (B) a negative COVID test taken 72 hours prior to the event. Before entering the venue, your vaccine card or negative test will be verified by a Fox Nation team member in front of Hard Rock Live. Once confirmed, a colored wristband corresponding to the package you purchased will be provided and you can proceed into the venue.

Sure, Ron DeSantis signed a law that says no vaccine passports, but that doesn't apply to Patriots. Show your card or be refused entry. 

The title sponsor of the event? Golden Corral. No, seriously.

https://try.nation.foxnews.com/patriot-awards/

 

 

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An insane "patriot awards show"......where the party putting it on requires proof of something that every personality working for that party condemns.....sponsored by a shitty restaurant chain with the unofficial motto of "we'll make you fat and unhealthy, or keep you fat and unhealthy, for super-cheap....just don't expect it to be good!"..... man, that's chef's-kiss peak perfect 'murica 2021.  You could not create a more perfect snapshot of the utterly pathetic shitshow that we are as a country.  Record it, put it in a vault in the Smithsonian, because it will be the centerpiece of the "Was America really that bad in the first half of the 21st century?  Yes, it was!" exhibit some 50 years from now.*

 

* I mean, it probably won't be shown in an AMERICAN museum, because we'll be some version of Panem by then, but maybe it will get smuggled out so our good friends in Canada or somesuch can play it as a cautionary tale.

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19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


As much time as I’ve spent in the sticks, I haven’t once had even a slice of Hunt Brothers. I really need to remedy that.

 

You...really aren't missing much.  In fact, I honestly can't recommend it.  

Maybe it was just the location in Idalou that I got it at.  Mayby other Hunt Bros locations are more "gourmet".

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

You...really aren't missing much.  In fact, I honestly can't recommend it.  

Maybe it was just the location in Idalou that I got it at.  Mayby other Hunt Bros locations are more "gourmet".

 

 

I see a hit auto-tuned country song, starts out a cappella:

"HuntBrotherPizza in IIIIIIIIIdalou!"

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8 minutes ago, Born to Run said:
26 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
 
You...really aren't missing much.  In fact, I honestly can't recommend it.  
Maybe it was just the location in Idalou that I got it at.  Mayby other Hunt Bros locations are more "gourmet".
 
 

Its cheap pizza, not a dime by any means, but delicious.

This. The one in the Bluffton Store near the ranch is just fine when the next best option is (was) the Pizza Hut in Llano. 

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See you bitches at the Cracker Barrel after party.  For everyone in your party who solves the table top triangle game in under four hours, you get a free book to burn.  

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5 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Just one thing to know in the disclaimer:

IMPORTANT: In order to attend The Patriot Awards, all attendees must show either (A) COVID vaccine card OR (B) a negative COVID test taken 72 hours prior to the event. Before entering the venue, your vaccine card or negative test will be verified by a Fox Nation team member in front of Hard Rock Live. Once confirmed, a colored wristband corresponding to the package you purchased will be provided and you can proceed into the venue.

 

 

 

Also, this should be entertaining:

  • There will be a mandatory check point on site for all attendees prior to entering the venue doors.
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3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


As much time as I’ve spent in the sticks, I haven’t once had even a slice of Hunt Brothers. I really need to remedy that.

Same but I have destroyed some Chester's fried chicken inside shitty gas stations many times.

Hotel lobby TVs were on Fox news this morning and I saw this shit, had no idea 5his was a thing 

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10 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Same but I have destroyed some Chester's fried chicken inside shitty gas stations many times.

Chesters is a fine choice.  But of the gas station fried chicken choices, Krispy Krunchy is the king.  It may be the best fast food chicken out there.  Yeah, I said it.

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13 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Gas station food talk not going anywhere. 

Y'all gotta start hitting the gas stations with the Salvadoran lady with the tiny food concession off to the side. You can't find her with GPS. In fact, just because she was there last week doesn't mean she didn't move the whole operation this week. You just need to stop at a gas station on a 2-lane road, stop, walk inside and find out.

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5 hours ago, Born to Run said:
5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

As much time as I’ve spent in the sticks, I haven’t once had even a slice of Hunt Brothers. I really need to remedy that.

The one in Lolita slams and goes hard after a day of fishing the scenic Lavaca Bay

Casey's General Convenience Stores in rural Nebraska serve some damn good pizza. 

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6 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I’m just here to say the News Corp building and the Fox News studio is literally next door to my office on Avenue of the Americas.  
 

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When I want to go to St. Patrick’s for a service (Not Catholic, but the service and building are peaceful) I wind up walking past there. There is just such a weird vibe around that building.

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When I want to go to St. Patrick’s for a service (Not Catholic, but the service and building are peaceful) I wind up walking past there. There is just such a weird vibe around that building.
Sometimes they film out front. I wonder if one could sneak in a sign. Maybe Faux News: Goebbels would be proud or something like that. Most rubes wouldn't know who Goebbels was.
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7 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I see a hit auto-tuned country song, starts out a cappella:

"HuntBrotherPizza in IIIIIIIIIdalou!"

Well I’ve had a CFS in plainview

a big slice in idalou 

and some fish sticks in new deal

some call me hypertensive 

some call me low blood sugar 

but I’m resting my gut on the wheel

 

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3 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

When I want to go to St. Patrick’s for a service (Not Catholic, but the service and building are peaceful) I wind up walking past there. There is just such a weird vibe around that building.

 

2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Sometimes they film out front. I wonder if one could sneak in a sign. Maybe Faux News: Goebbels would be proud or something like that. Most rubes wouldn't know who Goebbels was.

I was there years ago when my band played a couple songs on the Imus Show.  We got there at like 3am and had a security escort in and out of the building any time we needed to leave (smoke breaks).  The female anchors were in the tightest dresses you could imagine and looked very uncomfortable, downing coffee in the break room between segments.  It was a scene man.  No pics.

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