How to get laid, according to the Hallmark Movie Channel

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

On 11/18/2021 at 8:00 AM, DFWTexEx said:

There has to be a gazebo involved somewhere in there.


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And some sort of stupid small town festival like the cucumber festival or toenail clipper fair. 

[Shoxthemonkey 1982]

Talent show at the Cucumber Festival could fill a few minutes of airtime.

[Underdog 28767]

 

[Parliament 14286]

You guys are on to something with the serial killer thing.  Use all the regular actors and set pieces.  The Science Fiction channel would be all over it 

[Pato del Muerto 52571]

Looks like Netflix is in the game with something starring Brooke shields and cary elwes. 
 

best selling novelist shields goes to a Scottish castle to escape some sort of scandal, where she initially clashes with the owner, Duke Elwes. 

[Guest Lobo]

14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Looks like Netflix is in the game with something starring Brooke shields and cary elwes. 
 

best selling novelist shields goes to a Scottish castle to escape some sort of scandal, where she initially clashes with the owner, Duke Elwes. 

Then there will be much suffering in Gilda's Brook tonight.

[Pato del Muerto 52571]

Oh no there’s several more. They must have noticed how cheap they are to make. 

[demos 3004]

If you're gonna make this, you have to play it straight for the first act. Second act hints start dropping that something isn't as it seems. Third act is a full on bloodbath. But there can't be any hint of the third act in any of the promotional materials. The title has to be a generic hallmark movie type title. You gotta suck the ladies in with what they think is a generic hallmark Christmas movie and then drop a few gallons of blood on them.

[demos 3004]

[Buzzrock 14936]

If you're gonna make this, you have to play it straight for the first act. Second act hints start dropping that something isn't as it seems. Third act is a full on bloodbath. But there can't be any hint of the third act in any of the promotional materials. The title has to be a generic hallmark movie type title. You gotta suck the ladies in with what they think is a generic hallmark Christmas movie and then drop a few gallons of blood on them.

Do you have a link to your kickstarter?

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4977]

I mean, we have writers here. We just need to get one or more on board to come up with a proper screenplay and then shop it out or however it works.