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  On 11/21/2021 at 2:44 PM, pearlandhorn said:

I’ll still eat the shit out of a pizza buffet but I will no longer eat CiCi’s. Mr. Gatti’s is the destination for pizza buffets for my family if I’m going. My wife will take our 5 year old there without me if I’m out of town but I will no longer eat that nasty shit.

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Man, can't do it. I'm now at the point where if I don't watch what I eat, then the pounds would start adding. If I ate a lunch pizza buffet, then it means no dinner.

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  On 11/21/2021 at 5:25 PM, FirstTimeCaller said:

Man, can't do it. I'm now at the point where if I don't watch what I eat, then the pounds would start adding. If I ate a lunch pizza buffet, then it means no dinner.

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I only eat pizza for “cheat” meals. This is typically once every two months or so. I eat once a day otherwise. I went from 310+ to 180 lbs. I can splurge every once in a while. My typical diet is chicken/lean beef/venison and veggies.

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Worked with a bunch of old NASA engineers in Clear Lake right out of school.

Their weekly routine would be Ryan's, Mr. Gatti's, CiCi's, Pancho's (they'd occasionally skip this for Grandy's or double up on Mr. Gatti's, or Ryan's every other week), Oasis (for the all you can eat shrimp), and Genghis Grill.  Ryan's was always the safe goto.  Rinse and Repeat.

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  On 11/19/2021 at 8:39 PM, dcbc said:

So on the BBQ side of this thread, is this where we talk about Luther's and Tony Roma's?

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Back in the late 80's I wandered into a Tony Roma's in Buffalo, NY at 9pm after driving 12 hours nonstop. They treated us like kings even though we looked like beggars. I will never say anything bad about TR's.

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  On 11/21/2021 at 5:43 PM, Spaulding Smails said:

Not sure if it fits the topic, but I have fond memories of my two visits to UR Cooks (once in Austin, once in Houston) when I was a kid.  As a kid from the poor side of Corpus Christi, picking out my own steak and grilling it myself was peak dining experience.  

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My dad’s favorite place ever. When he dies I may keep his ashes in one of those big ass plastic mugs. 

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One thing that always grossed me out at the buffet places- shit getting mixed together at the salad bar. Especially bad was contrasting colors, like a splatter of French dressing splashed across the blue cheese. Rationally, it shouldn’t have bugged me to have food in my food, but it did.

Also at a Golden Corral I once saw someone pour a bunch of ranch on a salad and then a ladle full of Thousand Island, which is behavior I’m confident FBI serial killer profilers watch out for. 

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  On 11/21/2021 at 7:18 PM, 956 Worldwide said:

One thing that always grossed me out at the buffet places- shit getting mixed together at the salad bar. Especially bad was contrasting colors, like a splatter of French dressing splashed across the blue cheese. Rationally, it shouldn’t have bugged me to have food in my food, but it did.

Also at a Golden Corral I once saw someone pour a bunch of ranch on a salad and then a ladle full of Thousand Island, which is behavior I’m confident FBI serial killer profilers watch out for. 

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Y'all remember the Wendy's Superbar?  Soup and chili, baked potatoes, and salad bar with all the usual stuff you'd see in a full salad bar, all for something like $4-5 back in the late 80s?  When that first started, a bunch of us hit it for off campus lunch in high school.  One of my not-so-bright friends made a big-ass salad, sat down, and started to eat it.  He stops and says "man, this salad dressing tastes weird."  We all look at his plate, and at him.  For a long time.  Then one of us says "you fucking dumbass.....that's chocolate pudding."

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Steak and Ale was our "nice" birthday/celebratory dinner when I was a kid.  That changed to Texas Land and Cattle as I got a little older.

Speaking of Steak and Ale...a buddy of mine worked at the one in Austin.  Came home one day and told the story of how a fly landed on the ranch dressing thing at the salad bar.  instead of shooing it away he just dunked it to the bottom with the ladle.

 

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  On 11/21/2021 at 7:23 PM, Brisketexan said:

Y'all remember the Wendy's Superbar?  Soup and chili, baked potatoes, and salad bar with all the usual stuff you'd see in a full salad bar, all for something like $4-5 back in the late 80s?  When that first started, a bunch of us hit it for off campus lunch in high school.  One of my not-so-bright friends made a big-ass salad, sat down, and started to eat it.  He stops and says "man, this salad dressing tastes weird."  We all look at his plate, and at him.  For a long time.  Then one of us says "you fucking dumbass.....that's chocolate pudding."

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At a group work trip on the border of Yankee land (West Virginia), I came seriously hungover to breakfast. I marveled at my luck as I ladled a bunch of gravy over a couple biscuits, with sausage on the side. Sat down, took a couple of bites as coworkers stared at me and announced “this is the worst biscuits and gravy I ever had.”

”That’s not gravy it’s oatmeal.” 

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  On 11/21/2021 at 7:31 PM, 956 Worldwide said:
At a group work trip on the border of Yankee land (West Virginia), I came seriously hungover to breakfast. I marveled at my luck as I ladled a bunch of gravy over a couple biscuits, with sausage on the side. Sat down, took a couple of bites as coworkers stared at me and announced “this is the worst biscuits and gravy I ever had.”
”That’s not gravy it’s oatmeal.” 

That’s fucking glorious and…..there but for the grace of god go I.
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We grew up paycheck to paycheck lower middle class, so any trip out to eat with 4 kids was going to be Pancho’s, CiCi’s, or this place called Bluebonnet Cafeteria or something like that? No doubt a precursor to Golden Corral…I don’t remember exactly where it was, but it was in Garland in the early 90s…for his 9th birthday, my brother asked if he could be dropped off there at lunch and picked up after dinner. Parents heavily considered it but decided he might get kicked out, Homer Simpson-style. 

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  On 11/22/2021 at 12:14 AM, Llewelyn Moss said:

We grew up paycheck to paycheck lower middle class, so any trip out to eat with 4 kids was going to be Pancho’s, CiCi’s, or this place called Bluebonnet Cafeteria or something like that? No doubt a precursor to Golden Corral…I don’t remember exactly where it was, but it was in Garland in the early 90s…for his 9th birthday, my brother asked if he could be dropped off there at lunch and picked up after dinner. Parents heavily considered it but decided he might get kicked out, Homer Simpson-style. 

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your brother definitely had a plan on his mind 

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  On 11/21/2021 at 6:25 PM, RPM said:

Back in the late 80's I wandered into a Tony Roma's in Buffalo, NY at 9pm after driving 12 hours nonstop. They treated us like kings even though we looked like beggars. I will never say anything bad about TR's.

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We used to get ribs and onion blossoms as take-out from there when I was growing up in Houston.  We loved it.  When I moved to east Texas, and my wife worked in Longview, her office was a couple of doors down from one and we got take out for my old time's sake.  It didn't live up to the memory, but it wasn't bad for what I wanted in that moment.

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  On 11/22/2021 at 1:26 AM, Bevo&Pevo said:
Step in the "way back machine" , anyone ever eat at a Kmart cafeteria? 

Shit yeah. Wanna go older school? Woolworth’s lunch counter. 40+ years ago, we used to go to Santa Fe (tagged along with dad for work) before it got all fancy. He’d take the car for work, and mom and I would cover the whole town on foot. We ate breakfast all the time at the old Woolworths on the south side of the plaza. Loved it.
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  On 11/22/2021 at 2:36 AM, HeHateMe said:

Anyone else remember Pizza Hut being a sit down brick and mortar place?  They did the book it program, give something like 4 book reports and get a free personal pan pizza.  It was the only thing that got 10 year old me to read.

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Yeah, Pizza Hut was fancy.  Salad bar, waitress, all dark like a steakhouse with those red glass candles at the table.  

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  On 11/21/2021 at 6:32 PM, Mo Horn said:

Growing up our fancy celebration place was Magic Time Machine. Always a mystery what character the waitperson would be. 

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Isn’t that place still open in Addison?  Took my kids there like 6-7 years ago.  It still sucked the same foodwise, but that disco/swinging vibe had been replaced by a rundown, sad seediness. 

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  On 11/22/2021 at 3:19 AM, Liquor and Poker said:
Isn’t that place still open in Addison?  Took my kids there like 6-7 years ago.  It still sucked the same foodwise, but that disco/swinging vibe had been replaced by a rundown, sad seediness. 

I never got to go as a kid, took my kids a few years ago and how sad it was. It’s like childhood dreams went to die.
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The main reason to go to Pancho's was the flautas with queso. 

Do they still have a KFC buffet in Austin? Used to hit that once in a while.

Feces pizza is basically like a paper plate with ketchup and cheese on it. Some things aren't even cheap enough to be worth it. Horrible excuse for consumables.

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  On 11/22/2021 at 6:18 AM, RPM said:

What about Grandy's breakfast buffet?

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I used to destroy that. Is that a not a thing anymore? Steak fingers on top of eggs with gravy and hot sauce was my shit. Anyone know if the KFC buffet in Rowlett is still a thing?I think I last went before 4 or 5 years ago, when my cousins from Wichita Falls and Munday would come visit I would take them there to kill a few hours. That place was awesome 

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  On 11/22/2021 at 10:16 AM, Steel Shank said:

We used to hit Pancho’s on Oltorf between two-a-days. Pretty amazing.

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Gatti's buffet in the same shopping center was our goto around there.  occasionally hit The Pit bbq, a block or so up Congress, but it usually took too long, and we would have to stop and grab donuts for the class on our way back.  

we did 99cent hamburgers on Riverside for a while, until one us unwrapped a burger from his bag-o' with a bite already taken. 

probably the favorite was to haul ass down to Ben White and hit Taco Cabana, back when it was all the rage.

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  On 11/22/2021 at 4:45 AM, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Used to be a K Bobs in Vernon when I was in HS. We would always eat there on the way home after baseball games. Think it’s a mexican joint now.

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There's a K-Bobs in Calallen. There was never a reason consider eating there until Joe Cotten's burned down. I tried it, the salet was fine.  

Damn, I miss Cotten's though. BBQ served up in Robstown on butcher by a waiter with a bow tie and a maroon jacket, a dipping sauce almost like salsa but mixed with brisket drippings. Glorious. 

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Haven’t read the whole thread, but my parents used to take us to Shoney’s for the buffet when kids would eat for free, and they made us lie about our ages to stretch the free-ness. 
 

One time I was at the buffet and I was past the age cutoff, I was loading up my plate with their “spaghetti” and some nosy kid said I was too old to be eating for free. I told him to mind his own business; but looking back, what a weird and dick move by that kid. I bet he grew up to be a Narc. 

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Oh and when I was in high school (late 90s) my hometown got big enough for a McDonald’s. Before that we were strictly Dairy Queen only town, so it was a step up (to a teenager). 
 

For a while they had a special where on one day of the week (Tuesday?) they had 29 cent hamburgers and another day of the week they had 39 cent cheeseburgers. Limit 10. My friends and I would go there after baseball practice with a $5 bill and just order a sack of hamburgers or cheeseburgers for each of us. 

Nothing like 10 McDonalds cheeseburgers and a cup of orange Hi-C (that we filled our water cups with on the sly) as an after school snack, and then still eat dinner later when our parents got home. 
 

Teenage boys are something else. 

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  On 11/21/2021 at 6:42 AM, davidg said:

 
Hits close to home
We had our rehearsal dinner at the Steak and Ale that was located at Hwy 290 and Mangum in May of 1991.  It is now an adult entertainment establishment.  Maybe I should take the rib there next year to celebrate our 31st anniversary.
And also, why no love for The Black Eyed Pea?  Our first apartment was right off Tidwell and Hollister and the BEP, Bennigans, Steak and Ale, and Luthers BBQ were our 290 goto’s until Papacita’s hit the area.  What was the steak place that turned into The Gold Cup?  It was pretty decent for that time.

I believe the Gold Cup started out as a Gallagher’s steakhouse.
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  On 11/22/2021 at 12:14 PM, 956 Worldwide said:

There's a K-Bobs in Calallen. There was never a reason consider eating there until Joe Cotten's burned down. I tried it, the salet was fine.  

Damn, I miss Cotten's though. BBQ served up in Robstown on butcher by a waiter with a bow tie and a maroon jacket, a dipping sauce almost like salsa but mixed with brisket drippings. Glorious. 

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Cotten's is part of our family history, as we were S. Texas people for a long time.  We ate there the day after old man Cotten died.....the whole place was in mourning.  The lunch that day was almost a sacrament, eaten in reverence.  It was actually a damned profound experience.

We also ate there literally the weekend before it burned down -- I introduced my kids to Cottens, told them about the legend.  And then it was gone.

But IIRC, "Mike Cottens bbq" opened back up in Calallen, and I went a few years ago.  Same food, same routine.

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  On 11/22/2021 at 12:08 PM, wd40 said:

Rebel?

Gatti's buffet in the same shopping center was our goto around there.  occasionally hit The Pit bbq, a block or so up Congress, but it usually took too long, and we would have to stop and grab donuts for the class on our way back.  

we did 99cent hamburgers on Riverside for a while, until one us unwrapped a burger from his bag-o' with a bite already taken. 

probably the favorite was to haul ass down to Ben White and hit Taco Cabana, back when it was all the rage.

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Maroon

The Branding Iron in Bee Cave had (I believe) an AYCE crab legs and steak on Sundays(?) back in the day. Good stuff.

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  On 11/22/2021 at 1:18 PM, hornian said:

Oh and when I was in high school (late 90s) my hometown got big enough for a McDonald’s. Before that we were strictly Dairy Queen only town, so it was a step up (to a teenager). 
 

For a while they had a special where on one day of the week (Tuesday?) they had 29 cent hamburgers and another day of the week they had 39 cent cheeseburgers. Limit 10. My friends and I would go there after baseball practice with a $5 bill and just order a sack of hamburgers or cheeseburgers for each of us. 

Nothing like 10 McDonalds cheeseburgers and a cup of orange Hi-C (that we filled our water cups with on the sly) as an after school snack, and then still eat dinner later when our parents got home. 
 

Teenage boys are something else. 

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Monday was 29 cent hamburgers, Wednesday 39 cent cheeseburgers.  Fueled many a summer days.

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  On 11/22/2021 at 3:41 AM, Brisketexan said:


Not only is there still a K-Bobs in fort Stockton, it is 100% the place that local movers and shakers go to see and be seen. I’m dead serious.

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I'm not certain but i think the K'Bob's there is now a newer expanded version, as of 2020.  I remember a smaller old one that had Selena's signature at the door by the cash register.   I also remember the locals telling me that the early 90's were big years that brought progress and change for that town.  Apparently, TDCJ was putting in a unit nearby and therefore the city water treatment and supply was thereby being upgraded.  I'm not joking.   

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