Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

[Jersey Man10 3528]

I don’t get it…why do they run into the blocker?

[UTEX_ME 4762]

1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Time to start the 5-7 bowl possibility thread

K state is light years better than WVU

[HuntinHorn 975]

Jamison still living off the fame of one interception. Toast…

[UTEE97 3519]

 

[gaspar 102]

1 minute ago, millhouse said:

I'm only watching to see how many times we can go 3 and out now 

Should be about 44% of the time. 

[BillyGoatHill 4312]

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[MillerEP 30455]

We have an entire team of Colin Robinsons, just fucking draining

[dcar00 14181]

Just now, millhouse said:

Great catch while being held 

it was a pushoff.

[kingkoopa6 8350]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Theres no doubt in my mind  Mater Dei,  Bishop Sycamore and Westlake would be the fuck out of this joke football team 

lmao.. he said bishop sycamore..

[Kel Varnsen 8459]

Just now, theBigHen said:

Maybe this is why we never play man coverage lol. That was so easy. 

Not really. It was just a great catch. You know, what WR are supposed to be able to do.

[Bullneck 19084]

10 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

I'd like to amend my previous post after reading we have 7 yards of total offense.  

[AUS-97HORN 11758]

lol  7 yards after contact as we yet again arm tackle

[OU Sucks 8816]

Every single game.  We can't catch simple passes.  Other team makes circus catches.

[horngasm22 60]

how does wv catch balls? whats the secret?

[Gut Wagon 8065]

Let me be very clear about this: Jamison is a sorry excuse for a defensive back. 

[Nicole44 22059]

Just now, Jersey Man10 said:

I don’t get it…why do they run into the blocker?

The locker room? Me either.

[Dr. Teeth 5844]

1 minute ago, theBigHen said:

Maybe this is why we never play man coverage lol. That was so easy. 

I'd rather make the QB have to make that perfect throw than do what we normally do.

[Enchubben 5510]

9 plays and 11 yards so far in 1st quarter for the offense 

[Topper13 3266]

A bunch of masochists in this thread...

[texastroubadour 1210]

So fucking disgusting that we have no players who can actually play football


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[Horn80 6119]

Loser HC = loser team

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

IZ dA cOrChEz NaWt dA pLaYuRz

[Nicole44 22059]

Oh come on announcers…WVU just waiting to drop some kid on us we’ve never heard of yet.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10234]

1st quarter over, but we will get a first down on offensive today.

[MillerEP 30455]

I think the problem is we’ve had too much gas, so much it’s turned to bloating and cramps

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

Just now, Horn80 said:

Loser HC = loser team

Yeah Sark dropping all those easy 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Fast quarter. Everyone wants this to end. 

[Dr. Teeth 5844]

1 minute ago, Enchubben said:

9 plays and 11 yards so far in 1st quarter for the offense 

Usually we have the lead before we have stats like that.

[Richter 2259]

I’m not a fan of Herman but this team is significantly worse overall than last years team

[Lat22 4013]

11 total yards. Zero first downs. Zip. Zero. Nada.

[AUS-97HORN 11758]

when the ref said

 

"THIS IS THE END....."

 

I was thinking oh thank god they are calling it a forfeit.......

 

and then he continued " OF THE FIRST QUARTER"

 

im like   DOH!!!

[TexasGolf 4899]

1 minute ago, Enchubben said:

9 plays and 11 yards so far in 1st quarter for the offense 

3 dropped passes 

[OU Sucks 8816]

We haven't even gotten to our second half collapse, and we're already on the verge of going 2 scores down.

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

Just now, Enchubben said:

9 plays and 11 yards so far in 1st quarter for the offense 

Offensive genius. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10234]

2 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

A bunch of masochists in this thread...

Oh shit are you guys actually watching, I thought we were just acting out what we expected to see. What channel is game on?

[Sal 1088]

I hate this team more than the Strong teams. We knew what they were. We’re going to be wandering in the wilderness for decades.

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[TexArcher 37774]

[bangkok 89]

these very weak performances fucking suck.

even worse, is trying to comprehend where we're headed.

the players suck, generally. the coaches have underperformed, clearly.

we're deep in the abyss of ineptitude and there isn't a clear way out. 

that's much more concerning than any individual performances from players, coaches, gameplans, etc. 

[Droopy 2626]

34 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Fired up the pax for kickoff, thinking I may need to add some brown water soon to help ease the pain of this game

Way ahead of you. Pax was finished before this shitastic game began. 🤦‍♂️ 

[Enchubben 5510]

Punter was the only player to not look like shit. 

[Dr. Teeth 5844]

On the plus side, we are going to be playing Texas Southern on this weekend when we are in the SEC. So that might be our next win.

[David Dennison 18856]

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

11 total yards. Zero first downs. Zip. Zero. Nada.

Offensive genius at work.

[Steelers Roll Left 1169]

[LTtxfan 49184]

SARK needs to get the RBs in the passing game -- Casey needs some completions to get in rhythm... 

FERK !!!

[OB3 3608]

1 minute ago, TexasGolf said:

3 dropped passes 

And multiple missed run blocks by none other than our burnt endz!!

[Guest Lobo]

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

11 total yards. Zero first downs. Zip. Zero. Nada.

Well, yes...but you have to give them time to learn the ins and outs of the field vis-a-vis the heating and cooling milieu.  Lotta nuances to scheme for.  Sark just needs a few more quarters, 5 tops...to really game this team up.

[Crapinon 2257]

So did the field announcer just say "This is the end.........(looong pause)......... of the quarter". I had my hopes up for a minute that this was done. 

[NoName 16351]

Can Card honestly be worse?

Thompson is the definition of a JAG

[ClubWhatever 12138]

this team is just so mentally and physically weak.