Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

[Bodowned 763]

Man, Thompson is dogshit but it’s so sad to think that Card is actually worse.

[NoName 16367]

Four three and outs in a row?

Fuck it. Let's go wildcat with RoJo

[Sgt Hulk 13816]

Burnt ends baby

[AUS-97HORN 11812]

who in the holy fuck is Casey throwing to?

 

the ball isnt even in the vicinity of the receivers,  the refs could legit call  grounding on these passes and it would be accurate

[Kel Varnsen 8540]

Just now, MillerEP said:

Do we have a single first down?

You could put our total yds from the game so far and we'd barely have a 1st down.

[Tex-19 2872]

Raise your hand if you had zero first downs through 5 drives in your bingo card 

[texastroubadour 1217]

Charles Wright please save us 

Jesus can’t save this program


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[gaspar 102]

1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Dicker the kicker

[dcar00 14321]

this offense is abysmal

[LTtxfan 49326]

CASEY THOMPSON JUST HORRIBLE TODAY...   FUCK !!!

[clownin72 197]

Fucking pathetic

[Bigjohns97 125]

Do we get shutout?

[CfRhTxStBobcats 602]

Just now, MillerEP said:

Do we have a single first down?

Patience, it's coming.

[AUS-97HORN 11812]

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

Do we have a single first down?

 

[FOXHOUND 1034]

Again, why not put Roschon at QB? Can't be worse than this

[Sgt Hulk 13816]

heres the sad thing,  line is kind of blocking lol

[David Dennison 18941]

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

Do we have a single first down?

Still no.

[ztejas 43526]

Should I even turn this on?

[Gut Wagon 8086]

Just go ahead and put Wright in. Please. Even for one series. I triple dog dare you. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10336]

Where is that lightning storm when you need it

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

These guys know we don't get better portal picks with a worse record, right?

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Don't tell me our players dont suck.

I am trying to decide whether the players or the coaches suck more. I think we can all concede everyone sucks.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

who in the holy fuck is Casey throwing to?

 

the ball isnt even in the vicinity of the receivers,  the refs could legit call  grounding on these passes and it would be accurate

It actually looks like he’s throwing it just close enough to avoid a grounding call

[Fastbreak 3990]

If our yards equaled points we would be tied!

[Richter 2265]

Thompson is playing so bad.  Let’s try to see how Card can be worse.  Life will find a way

[nnm 36501]

I’m on my fourth day in the hospital. I’m gonna have the nurse top me off with another shot of dilaudid to get through the rest of the first half. 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

South Austin’s mom is in awe of how hard we suck.

[TexasGolf 4977]

Did his thumb fall off

[Starfleet Command 441]

4 minutes ago, NoName said:

I feel like Thompson isn't doing shit to show he should stay as starter or in the game.

They could try putting Johnson at QB. Didn’t he play there in HS?

[Longhornlove 4838]

This offense is offensive to offenses everywhere.

[Henry Hill 3156]

Charles Wright should get some snaps because why not?

[nineliveslost 2792]

 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10336]

1 minute ago, FOXHOUND said:

Again, why not put Roschon at QB? Can't be worse than this

Been using that phrase myself for weeks... It can, it will, and holes can continue to be dug deeper.

Edited November 20, 2021 by MonkeyDoughnut

[LTtxfan 49326]

FOUR....

             FOUR...

                            FOUR  "3 and outs"  to start this game!!! 😂😂😂

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Will the offense surpass a single Watson?

[AUS-97HORN 11812]

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

Raise your hand if you had zero first downs through 5 drives in your bingo card 

4 drives.

but maybe you meant you were calling a 3 and out next drive

[dcar00 14321]

I don't know why anyone thinks better players are going to help these coaches.  they fucking suck.  

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Don't tell me our players dont suck.

Um, they do. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

Just now, ztejas said:

Should I even turn this on?

Are you a masochist?

[ClubWhatever 12154]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Just go ahead and put Wright in. Please. Even for one series. I triple dog dare you. 

He didn’t make the trip

[Modessit 5603]

We’ve seen that before and yes he is way worse than Thompson…….  And he won’t be starting ever so you won’t learn shit

Really? Missing a player by 5 yards? Not going through reads? Thompson is playing like shit. Who cares if Card plays like shit, too? We've already got shit.

I wouldn't say Card is "way worse", just inexperienced. His bad play hasn't hurt us much more than Thompson's bad play. Maybe Casey's thumb is the problem, but a hurt Casey = Card. Casey's not better right now. All things equal, play the healthy shitshow and hope you get something better.

[Had Enough 2083]

These guys know we don't get better portal picks with a worse record, right?

I’ve noticed you’ve picked up your game lately. Keep it up.

[BurntOrange&White 39944]

6 minutes ago, NoName said:

I feel like Thompson isn't doing shit to show he should stay as starter or in the game.

neither of them do as neither of them are starter material.

 

[TejasPedro 1858]

So, no bowl game?

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just now, longhornmatt said:

This is worse than the 1997 team that got Mackovic fired, and that team was basically in open revolt and might as well have been trying to lose.

The 1991 team is the only thing close I can recall.  Offense may have been worse, but the defense was competent to good. 

[Longhornlove 4838]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

heres the sad thing,  line is kind of blocking lol

Pass blocking has been pretty good.

[theBigHen 365]

Honestly every guy we called to get more playing time has revealed they actually suck ass so I’m terrified to see Wright play but at the same time it would be very entertaining 

[Herpa Derpa 6127]

1 minute ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I am trying to decide whether the players or the coaches suck more. I think we can all concede everyone sucks.

So far today the players have been so bad the coaches don't even have a chance to suck.

[WBT 20649]

1 minute ago, Richter said:

Thompson is playing so bad.  Let’s try to see how Card can be worse.  Life will find a way

That's what I thought last week and he gave them 14 points in less than 10 minutes real time.

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

Every coaching decision we make is based on whether we want to be embarrassed quickly or slowly throughout the game.