Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

[LonghornSean 4036]

Not sure the toe touched the turf

[ztejas 43744]

4 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Unfortunately our season has been more like the gasoline fight from the first movie. 

[dcar00 14607]

of course Foster quits instead of getting the guy out of bounds. 

[theBigHen 369]

His foot touched the back of his ankle so I don’t think that’s in

[David Dennison 19119]

That sure looks like a catch.

[millhouse 2709]

His feet never actually touched

[MonkeyDoughnut 10441]

1 minute ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Watching Schooler celebrate each play in this game as if he hasn’t been awful all season including giving up the 2pt conversion against Kansas is very annoying.

Watching a wr start on our senior defense is annoying in itself

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

Schooler is so gay nttawwt

[MillerEP 30570]

Ugh the perfect time to have an injured player to give them time to review that, even unintentionally we fuck our selves

[Modessit 5625]

Toe didn't touch the ground. The front view makes it look like it might have, but side view shows it wasn't close.

[ztejas 43744]

He hit his cleat. Not a catch. But, you know, who knows what they call.

[Billy Pilgrim 1991]

Look like he kicked Foster’s heel, not the turf.

[texastroubadour 1243]

Defense will predictably allow a TD now. Their rb Brown gets on track. I hate PW with everything I have


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[LonghornSean 4036]

Anyone catch that from the stadium PA? "Attention student section. Please refrain from throwing objects onto the field. This could result in a penalty and ejection from the stadium."

[Sgt Hulk 14093]

thats a catch because our defense eats dick

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13153]

BJ's lazy ass hesitated or it wouldn't have been a question.

[DFW Horn 6508]

Just now, LonghornSean said:

Not sure the toe touched the turf

Bitchass shove by Foster. He should've laid him the fuck out.

[someguy 1512]

nice of Foster to be so gentle in nudging the receiver out of bounds.

[Tex-19 2885]

Incomplete. I don’t think the foot actually touched the ground, it changed direction bc Foster pushed him

[HiggyBaby 2559]

It's like going to bed at night hoping your wife will have sex with you, but you will always be disappointed. Yet you still care and try.

So you’re saying if there’s any chance for us to score we need to get WVU drunk?

[Droopy 2634]

[TexasGolf 5147]

Feet didn’t touch ground.  Db should do more than that weak ass effort 

[Steelers Roll Left 1229]

4 minutes ago, burdine said:

A small bit of positivity that the WV Def Coordinator thinks we are the best "schematic" offense he plays in the Big 12.

A nice compliment to this staff.

Better watch it WV DC.  That kind of analysis could be a fireable offense

[Bigbend1812 12960]

2 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Offense scored, defense about to go full spread eagle

[HuntinHorn 988]

Watching Schooler celebrate each play in this game as if he hasn’t been awful all season including giving up the 2pt conversion against Kansas is very annoying.

Cowboys’ Jaylon Smith like

[Sgt Hulk 14093]

if foster wasnt such a fucking loser pussy and laid into him like literally any DB on any team in america he doesnt come down with that

[OU Sucks 9084]

The VW commercial is as dumb as our team.

[Helobious 9503]

Wvu fans throwing stuff on the field. Always a trashy fanbase/state.

[Nicole44 22197]

[Stunns38 3707]

of course Foster quits instead of getting the guy out of bounds. 

I’m so baffled that someone who’s obviously not trying keeps getting playing time. Unless he has a major injury he’s playing through which makes half sense.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

12 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Can someone post a Salma Hayek pic?

[dcar00 14607]

Sark is going to have his pick of Big 12 DC's since his requirement is having stopped his offense once.

[Bigbend1812 12960]

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

Bitchass shove by Foster. He should've laid him the fuck out.

[mdmost 43303]

Stop throwing shit, you hillbillies.

 

[TexasGary 853]

Even if the foot did hit he doesn't have complete possession.  The ball is moving in his hands.

[Wax Beer Cup 382]

Anyone catch the stadium announcer telling the student section to quit throwing shit on the field going to the commercial?  Fuck WVU

[Enemy07 339]

Foot hit Fosters shoe. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13153]

1 minute ago, TexasGolf said:

Feet didn’t touch ground.  Db should do more than that weak ass effort 

It was BJ, sooo....

[Tex Pete 20957]

5 minutes ago, Had Enough said:

Michigan States D is much like ours.

Our record would be much like theirs had we played their schedule.

We lost to Kansas, dummy. 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just now, OU Sucks said:

The VW commercial is as dumb as our team.

Just said exactly the same thing 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10441]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

if foster wasnt such a fucking loser pussy and laid into him like literally any DB on any team in america he doesnt come down with that

I didn't like Brandon Jones comments all week, but my mind comes back to BJ Foster every time...

Edited November 20, 2021 by MonkeyDoughnut

[TexasGolf 5147]

Holding 

[AUS-97HORN 11875]

again... every. single. time. we needed this fucking defense to get a stop on a drive this year.  they havent.

i expect nothing different

[millhouse 2709]

Why do we continue to only rush 3

[Modessit 5625]

So you’re saying if there’s any chance for us to score we need to get WVU drunk?

If WVU is like my wife, one drink and she's asleep. That would help but we wouldn't end up scoring.

[SDG 3319]

5 minutes ago, NAVY said:

I’m not falling for this “hope” bullshit 

Hope is a hell of a drug. I try not to, but I’m addicted….

[dcar00 14607]

well that was our chance on this drive.  D will get smoked now.

[Stunns38 3707]

Fucking Schooler, they got the first. Stop celebrating

[Steelers Roll Left 1229]

PK writes down “shoe defense” as something to lean on next week….

[MonkeyDoughnut 10441]

Our players have zero awareness