Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

[Kel Varnsen 8460]

Our plan to lull them into playing at our level is working out!

[Pam Cummings 9641]

Time to trot Card out for a pick 6.

[ztejas 43421]

4 minutes ago, NoName said:

OU statistically has a worse defense than Texas this year.

Cool. What are you arguing exactly? My original comment was that Card is the worst QB I've ever seen Texas repeatedly trot out there. What the fuck does a guy with 20+ pass TDs on the year have to do with that? 

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

If anyone ever sees BJ anywhere I hope they slap him in the face and tell him he's a bitch. 

He will prob run from you before you slap him 

[NoName 16351]

Back to Casey, which begs the question: why did you put Card in in the first place?

[Modessit 5600]

This. Casey having a pretty good season despite the wr’s and OL. And he gets pulled for Card
 
lmao

The fact that you of all people have this take should tell everyone else that it's wrong.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I can’t believe y’all are watching the game. I can’t believe I am watching y’all watch the game.

Kill me.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10234]

Surely there is a fan in the stands we can convince to play QB. I've seen some pretty good water bottle throws.

[Billy Pilgrim 1962]

Maybe Sark was trying to get Casey fired up after bringing Card in. Worked against Arkansas and Kansas.

[Tylerocks 2553]

I don't know if this has been covered...I don't care enough to search, but where is Alfred Collins?

[NoName 16351]

Just now, ztejas said:

Cool. What are you arguing exactly? My original comment was that Card is the worst QB I've ever seen Texas repeatedly trot out there. What the fuck does a guy with 20+ pass TDs on the year have to do with that? 

Someone said he lit up OU when I said he feasted on bad defenses.

I pointed out OU is a bad defense.

[ztejas 43421]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

He will prob run from you before you slap him 

I bet I could catch him. He'd probably stumble and miss the door. 

[Auto Driller 2505]

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

We could play 30 and not stop the run. The pass is the problem though.

We can’t stop the pass because everyone starts 7-10 yards off their receiver and bails out deep immediately. These are basic schematic failures that a high school defensive coordinator wouldn’t make. I can see why the players are so pissed and apathetic.

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

7 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

Can you imagine what KSU is going to do to us next week?

We will dominate them.

We are fucking back.

[ztejas 43421]

Just now, NoName said:

Someone said he lit up OU when I said he feasted on bad defenses.

I pointed out OU is a bad defense.

Fair enough. 

Point remains Card hasn't lit up anyone. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This team will be worse next year lol 

I don't think so.  I believe we'll get rid of some locker room cancer, bring in some leaders, and hopefully the team will come together.

[OB3 3608]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

He will prob run from you before you slap him 

Or punch his car

[VaLonghorn99 341]

Nice job D. Offense gotta score now or it's going to be just sadness.

[GreenspointTexas 9600]

Im so glad we wasted a series with Card

 

thompson coming back in

[Pam Cummings 9641]

Just now, ztejas said:

I bet I could catch him. He'd probably stumble and miss the door. 

He'll never touch you as long as you're holding a football.

[TexArcher 37774]

1 minute ago, Tylerocks said:

I don't know if this has been covered...I don't care enough to search, but where is Alfred Collins?

Golden Corral, probably.

[Pam Cummings 9641]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Im so glad we wasted a series with Card

 

thompson coming back in

At least no strip sacks or pick 6s. Improvement!

[ATXhorn17 1617]

That Taco Bell commercial is the shittiest ad I’ve ever seen

[MonkeyDoughnut 10234]

1 minute ago, NoName said:

Back to Casey, which begs the question: why did you put Card in in the first place?

The thought of "could it get any worse" did present itself with Casey in 1st half. 

[AUS-97HORN 11758]

ive seen this taco bell commercial probably 10 times in the last 2 weeks and I still dont fucking understand what the fuck the ram helmet has to do with eating a crappy burrito.

[LonghornSean 3994]

Dude Card is unbelievably bad

[HornsofBevo 122]

1 minute ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Maybe Sark was trying to get Casey fired up after bringing Card in. Worked against Arkansas and Kansas.

This is the reason. He doesn’t want him to get too comfortable even though Card sux

[UTEX_ME 4762]

waisting throws.. run the fuckingball

[Covri 6249]

Hudson “AirMail” Card

[Modessit 5600]

Neither QB can hit a receiver, but I doubt the receiver would catch it if they did.

[Basil 754]

Airmail. We got more aiiiirmail!

[TexArcher 37774]

Hey buddy, niiiiiice throw

[Pam Cummings 9641]

Yayyy glad we replaced a guy who cant do shit with a guy who also cant do shit and is also scared shitless.

Edited November 20, 2021 by Pam Cummings

[Honeysucklerose 987]

My Lord.

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

Hahahaha holy fuck that card throw. I’m dying. He is fucking terrible.

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

2 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

I don't know if this has been covered...I don't care enough to search, but where is Alfred Collins?

Hopefully warming up his throwing arm for next series.

[Henry Hill 3156]

Put Wright in

[Chooky 13307]

For those of you who don't understand football, here's what we're setting them up for:

 

 

Classic deception.  The old bait and switch.  But just the bait here.  Switch is later.  Way later.

[naija 2854]

what's wrong with this kid?

[AUS-97HORN 11758]

we get a 3rd down because its fucked up throw

[Guest Lobo]

6 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

Can you imagine what KSU is going to do to us next week?

They actually have a shot at winning 9 games before the bowl game if they can hold off Baylor in Manhattan this evening, and then us on Friday.  That's a lot to play for, the chance to win 10 games for a program that had lost 3 games before Columbus Day and looked headed for a 6-6 season, maybe 7-5.  They'll be heavily looked at for the Alamo or Cheez-In Bowls, both are fun trips with lots and lots of payout money.  

 

[Real Papi 988]

Good LORD

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

If we replay UL Rice tech and TCU we go 0-4

[MonkeyDoughnut 10234]

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

The thought of "could it get any worse" did present itself with Casey in 1st half. 

I'll go ahead and answer myself.

[bschoolprof 6252]

that's just how you draw it up!

[LonghornSean 3994]

lol that pass was so off it ended up working

[NoName 16351]

Just now, Henry Hill said:

Put Wright in

He didn't make the trip evidently 

[ztejas 43421]

Get this fucking clown out of the game.

[Bullneck 19084]

Wow.  A lucky break that goes our way.  Haven't seen that in a while.

[Basil 754]

Neither QB can hit a receiver, but I doubt the receiver would catch it if they did.

Our QBs should rightfully give our receivers the opportunity to drop the ball.