Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

Just now, Stunns38 said:

And they call a fair catch with daylight in front of them

If he had taken one step, he likely falls down and then we get a holding penalty. 

[mdmost 44046]

1 minute ago, Starfleet Command said:

At least they fought back to make this a competitive game on the road against a good WVU team. 

They're 4-6, my dude. 

[bullet 1630]

3 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Our defenders all start looking for a fight after the play is dead.  Dumbest and most undisciplined team in a while.

Pretty clear WVU is shoving after the play and running their mouth.  Its not our defenders starting it, just doing the second shove and so getting called.

[OU Sucks 9392]

2 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

They’re getting held every fucking play. It’s starting to get to them honestly 

We're never going to get a holding called unless WVU is up by two scores with 3 minutes left in the game.  We probably shouldn't give out free 15 yards because of it.

Edited November 20, 2021 by OU Sucks

[Nicole44 22315]

[zlavydra 2142]

2 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Never follow up a TD with a stop. Like clockwork

In 2nd half v Kansas, a few times. Obviously didnt matter.

[Stunns38 3805]

Didn't Choate recommend PK to Sark?

Huh? Vice Versa I believe

[Kel Varnsen 8748]

Just now, Modessit said:

Didn't Choate recommend PK to Sark?

Mabel?

[dcar00 14971]

Just now, Modessit said:

Didn't Choate recommend PK to Sark?

fire his ass too. 

[TenCarryTom 398]

We need a DC with some fire. Even the players have said that PK is really chill. 

[Tex-19 3013]

1 minute ago, Modessit said:

Didn't Choate recommend PK to Sark?

I think Banks was the connection. Choate was hired after PK

[ClubWhatever 12308]

Just now, mdmost said:

They're 4-6, my dude. 

Woosh

[Redneck Mutha 8179]

Well this team may not be good, but at least they got a lot of quit in em.

[Droopy 2639]

 

I’m posting images of what opposing offenses see when they look at the Texas Defense. 

[Stunns38 3805]

If he had taken one step, he likely falls down and then we get a holding penalty. 

After a no call on a thuggish WVa player throwing a punch.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10803]

3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

like fucking clockwork

 

I mean jesus fucking christ Sark,

 

I can call it 5 mins beforehand.          its guaranteed, yet you keep this worthless DC on the team?

 

fuck man  fire his ass now

Dude... Did you watch the play? We had player who didn't move, didn't cover the guy who caught it. Protected a part of the end zone where there wasn't a receiver. He did do a great job of it, but that's not on PK

[ousux 5639]

Welp..

[perfectchaos007 6780]

1 minute ago, TenCarryTom said:

We need a DC with some fire. Even the players have said that PK is really chill. 

I guess west coast players responded well to that demeanor 

[Tex-19 3013]

Amazing how the D can come out with fire forcing 3rd and 18, then just completely disappear. That 3rd and 18 was not only wide open, but also still should’ve been tackled 5 yards short 

[AUS-97HORN 12051]

1 minute ago, zlavydra said:

In 2nd half v Kansas, a few times. Obviously didnt matter.

it needs to be revised to "stopping the next drive after a TD score makes it a close game"

 

 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

3 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Didn't Choate recommend PK to Sark?

I thought PK was hired before Choate. Maybe it was a nightmare. 

[Kel Varnsen 8748]

1 minute ago, Droopy said:

 

I’m posting images of what opposing offenses see when they look at the Texas Defense. 

More like

[Laxtonto 13300]

We suck, but fucking Christ the officiating is just brutal week after week..

[Droopy 2639]

 

Just now, Stunns38 said:

After a no call on a thuggish WVa player throwing a lunch.

I wish it was lunch, because they are currently eating ours. 

[Bigbend1812 13059]

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

After a no call on a thuggish WVa player throwing a lunch.

What was he serving?

[Longhornlove 5209]

2 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

I think Banks was the connection. Choate was hired after PK

Yep, it was Banks.

[ClubWhatever 12308]

On those long runs our OLB just isn’t setting the edge.  Like they haven’t all season.   We are asking our players to do something they’ve proven they can’t do.  

[MonkeyDoughnut 10803]

4 minutes ago, AndThenIWentToTexas said:

Get Jamison the fuck off the field. How he has not been benched at this point is beyond me.

I think it's kinda like the Casey, Card issue...

[AUS-97HORN 12051]

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Dude... Did you watch the play? We had player who didn't move, didn't cover the guy who caught it. Protected a part of the end zone where there wasn't a receiver. He did do a great job of it, but that's not on PK

PK called the defensive allignment on 3rd and 18....

you know the one they converted. 

 

that sure as fuck is on him....  we needed to blitz that down. 

[LTtxfan 50005]

The secondary play by TEXAS looks like a bunch of keystone cops or "chickens running around with their heads cut off"

[lilMAC25 4000]

Do our fans not know what a zone defense is? We’ve run it all game.

[Modessit 5667]

 
I’m posting images of what opposing offenses see when they look at the Texas Defense. 

Needs more pussy. Maybe look up Hope Solo?

[Droopy 2639]

1 minute ago, Kel Varnsen said:

More like

Texas is, at least, pretty. 🤘🏼

[VirginiaLonghorn 4911]

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

What was he serving?

Shit sammich …

[Guest Lobo]

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

They're 4-6, my dude. 

3-6 against FBS actually.  As far as RPI/SOS/etc. all that shit, this will be our second worst loss of the season after Kansas.  They have a chance to finish 6-6 if they can win in Lawrence.  

CDC will spin this as "Every team Texas lost to is in a bowl game, except one.  8 losses is tough, but 7 of them were against really great competition."  

That's our standard now...trying NOT to lose too many 6-6 teams.

[mdmost 44046]

Robinson needs to get the ball more. 

[Dahobbs 18324]

Maybe we should run. 

[Starfleet Command 441]

Thompson is done. Robinson is fast. 

[Longhornlove 5209]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

PK called the defensive allignment on 3rd and 18....

you know the one they converted. 

 

that sure as fuck is on him....  we needed to blitz that down. 

No, 3rd and 18 you keep the ball in front of you dropping 8. 

[AUS-97HORN 12051]

these cameramen are driving me nuts.

 

 

[mdmost 44046]

Brewer's stutterstep brings the lolz. 

[NoName 17148]

Burnt End Brewer!

[Bigbend1812 13059]

So, glad we were keeping Keilan as a secret weapon against WVU. 

[ztejas 44227]

Alright Card maybe no longer looking like the worst QB I've ever seen. 

[lilMAC25 4000]

Just now, Starfleet Command said:

Thompson is done. Robinson is fast. 

Is Casey injured?

[dcar00 14971]

Brewer trying to shake someone.  fucking get north and south you dumbass.

[Tex-19 3013]

Keilan looks really good. He needs more carries

[lilMAC25 4000]

ROJO!

[Zhorn96 1835]

Horns doing enough to lose close

[Basil 775]

We’re gonna WIN!