Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

[gmr548 16,617]

Kansas is going to beat WVU in Lawrence and Texas will finish last in the Big 12 lol

[gaspar 102]

1 minute ago, naija said:

his mechanics are just not right. stop pushing the ball with the shoulder

Our o-line’s mechanics aren’t right. How can we not stop 3 with 5 for more than 2 seconds?

[GreenspointTexas 9,682]

3 man rush

 

 

worst OL in school history

[Rockethorn1978 6,108]

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Whose job is it to actually play hard?

Hey mrs sark

[LonghornJudas 1,102]

6 straight losses. Is that bad?

[BERT 4,384]

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

we can't block 3 fucking guys with 5.  

Haven’t done it all damn year 

[bullet 1,599]

Been about 30 years since I've seen them fail to call a penalty when the whole team runs on the field with the game still going.

Kind of a stupid penalty to call with 10 seconds left, but of course they didn't call it on WVU.

[dcar00 14,378]

worse than Charlie.  at what point do you fire these hacks.  they rode off saban.   they fucking suck

we did it again..  Strong and Herman rode off Urban and Sark rode off Saban.  He's an OC not a HC.

[GreenspointTexas 9,682]

5 losing seasons in last 11 years

 

 

goddammit

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

Why am I watching this game?

First post is best post. 

[lilMAC25 3,821]

1 minute ago, LonghornJudas said:

6 straight losses. Is that bad?

He just needs another decade to figure things out.

[GreenspointTexas 9,682]

164 combined offensive snaps by last two teams against texas

 

not one holding call

[OU Sucks 8,917]

2 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

CDC's letter this week is going to be lit

Just fast forward to his letter next year: "We know this isn't the 12 game losing streak you expected, but we firmly believe Sark is the right man to turn the program around.  Also, I love PK.  Hook'em!  PS: Pls send $."

Edited November 20, 2021 by OU Sucks

[dcar00 14,378]

1 minute ago, gaspar said:

Our o-line’s mechanics aren’t right. How can we not stop 3 with 5 for more than 2 seconds?

they put that LB  up there. have him fake a rush and our OL stares at him instead of knowing he's not gonna rush.

[BERT 4,384]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

worse than Charlie.  at what point do you fire these hacks.  they rode off saban.   they fucking suck

we did it again..  Strong and Herman rode off Urban and Sark rode off Saban.  He's an OC not a HC.

Can they take the players with them? 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,357]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

worse than Charlie.  at what point do you fire these hacks.  they rode off saban.   they fucking suck

we did it again..  Strong and Herman rode off Urban and Sark rode off Saban.  He's an OC not a HC.

Can't allow these players the claim that they were able to run off multiple coaching staffs in back to back years.

[MIkeHoncho 1,931]

2 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

We’re a swimming and diving school anyway

Hey now, we have Baseball.  

[mdmost 43,056]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

worse than Charlie.  at what point do you fire these hacks.  they rode off saban.   they fucking suck

we did it again..  Strong and Herman rode off Urban and Sark rode off Saban.  He's an OC not a HC.

You don't. We're stuck with this and have to hope new players can make it better. You can't fire your way to prosperity otherwise we'd be really f'ing good right now. 

[jdhorn92 1,558]

2 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

We’re a swimming and diving school anyway

Mens soccer is playing for national championship at 3. Live stream is up 

[naija 2,869]

2 minutes ago, gaspar said:

Our o-line’s mechanics aren’t right. How can we not stop 3 with 5 for more than 2 seconds?

don't know man. shit's borked. in every possible way. still haven't been able to identify what it is exactly the defense tries to do

[ClubWhatever 12,158]

This team has gotten worse every week. 

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Just fast forward to his letter next year: "We know this isn't the 12 game losing streak you expected, but we firmly believe Sark is the right man to turn the program around.  Also, I love PK.  Hook'em!  PS: Pls send $."

Needs more wind beneath my wings

[VaLonghorn99 341]

Another year of my life gone where UT football under-achieved. But where's my hope meter for plenty of better seasons ahead? 100%. Hook'em and Texas Fight. "Good bye and good luck", that was the voice prompt when I registered for classes on the phone in the late 90s.

[InkaUtexas 26,165]

Well that was fun. 

[gmr548 16,617]

Didn't catch much but seemed like Card may have played pretty well (pre-injury), all things considered? Is that accurate?

 

[NashLonghorn 272]

2 minutes ago, naija said:

that thumb is done. 

Thompson has never been the same since OU.  What a fucked up season.  Flush this shit down the toilet. No answer at QB.  
 

This team has no fucking heart.

[bullet 1,599]

7 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Would love Ballard to come in and throw some 70 yard perfect spiral bomb for a td

No bowl.  Might as well play him next week and let Casey heal his thumb and Card his ankle.  That plus Roschon in wildcat.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

1 minute ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

under-achieved

That’s an interesting way to spin it. 

[mdmost 43,056]

For all of you who came to Longhorns consciousness in the VY era, this is what 1997 felt like but at least you had the hope that the next hire would turn things around. 

[Brothahorn 10,087]

Can’t wait to leave this bush league conference behind.

A bush league that we can't compete in. Yeah getting kicked in the ass by Miss, UF, Auburn, Arky is going to be so much better. And then we can look forward to the nail biters with Vandy, MSU, aggy and SCe.

[Capn81 373]

This team has gotten worse every week. 

Yep. And we hear about how guys are progressing from Coach Shart.

[Sgt Hulk 13,844]

Y’all realize these fucking losers will be here next year too we may win 1-2 games next year max

[bullet 1,599]

6 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

What comes before 1956?

1935-1938, the only time other than Charlie Strong we had 3 straight losing seasons.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,357]

2 minutes ago, NashLonghorn said:

Thompson has never been the same since OU.  What a fucked up season.  Flush this shit down the toilet. No answer at QB.  
 

This team has no fucking heart.

This. At some point a senior team (defense) would at least play for each other.

[OU Sucks 8,917]

2 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Didn't catch much but seemed like Card may have played pretty well (pre-injury), all things considered? Is that accurate?

 

Well, he had 3 good throws out of maybe 10, so I guess that's good for this team.

[ClubWhatever 12,158]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

You don't. We're stuck with this and have to hope new players can make it better. You can't fire your way to prosperity otherwise we'd be really f'ing good right now. 

What should be happening is a long term search for the next guy.  This is a 2 year search starting now.  You want to start whittling it down over the next year to two years and be ready to go with your short list at the end of year 3.  It has to be a proven guy.  Multiple years winning at P5 level.  No more of this G5 and OC shit. 

[Stunns38 3,559]

No bowl.  Might as well play him next week and let Casey and Card hit the portal early.

Fify

[Tex Pete 20,510]

11 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Lol zero respect for our offense

Me, too. 

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

Y’all know the definition of insanity right?

[Atticus 3,994]

1 minute ago, naija said:

don't know man. shit's borked. in every possible way. still haven't been able to identify what it is exactly the defense tries to do

Tries is loosely used there. This defense is fucked both schematically and by execution. How do you let a guy catch a 15 yd pass and drag you for 4-5 yards for a 1st down on 3rd and 18?

They let a shitty 3rd string QB look great on the road, and they let shitty Doege look like he's been dropping dimes all year.

[MaybeACoordinator 8,349]

Just as with the Houston Texans, at some point you have to stop blaming the coaches and players and look deeper for what's wrong with the franchise / program. 

Strong was 23-2 the two years before he came here. Herman was something like 25-5. Sark has always been thought a brilliant offensive mind. We can keep firing coaches forever or address the systemic rot that is at the nexus of Bellmont and the boosters or keep going on our merry way to being Nebraska or Tennessee. Not Cal -- at least Cal doesn't really try. 

Edited November 20, 2021 by MaybeACoordinator

[NashLonghorn 272]

4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

164 combined offensive snaps by last two teams against texas

 

not one holding call

You know the rules in Big 12 football; unless the offense player rips the jersey off of the defensive player there is no holding

[Fudge Nuggets 19,227]

18 minutes ago, immamac said:

I hope the stadium is completely empty next Friday. 

I hope we get a freak winter storm with freezing rain (no snow) or one of those famous winter heat waves where it’s 95 degrees with 100% humidity.

[bullet 1,599]

7 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

worse than Charlie.  at what point do you fire these hacks.  they rode off saban.   they fucking suck

we did it again..  Strong and Herman rode off Urban and Sark rode off Saban.  He's an OC not a HC.

Well Charlie's teams often looked outclassed, not like this year where they always find a way to lose.

[Guest]

Wait, so we aren't going to get those bowl practices? I thought those extra reps were going to be the push to get us over the hump and go 11-1 next year.

[MillerEP 30,501]

Fucking everybody is hurt, might as well forfeit next weekend since the season is over anyway, or at the least put in 3rd stringers

[jdhorn92 1,558]

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Y’all realize these fucking losers will be here next year too we may win 1-2 games next year max

No way.  This staff ain’t fucking around collecting a check.  we’ll turnover 37 guys like TN did. Ewers come on down. Brock may see playing time and come  too, maybe. Hasn’t played this year and bama’s OL is their weakest in saban era. 

Edited November 20, 2021 by jdhorn92

[Redneck Mutha 8,016]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

worse than Charlie.  at what point do you fire these hacks.  they rode off saban.   they fucking suck

we did it again..  Strong and Herman rode off Urban and Sark rode off Saban.  He's an OC not a HC.

You can fire these hacks all day long, but if the dumbfucks in charge keep hiring the same way, it won't matter.

Both Saban and Urban listened to our pitch to come here at some level, but the admin fisted themselves on the way to turning off both of them and ending up with G5 losers.  Fuck Dodds, Powers, Plonsky, Patterson, Perrin, DelConte, Eltife, and whoever else is responsible for our shitty football hiring process.

[Longhornlove 4,896]

3 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Didn't catch much but seemed like Card may have played pretty well (pre-injury), all things considered? Is that accurate?

 

That is accurate from my perspective. Thompson was atrocious but receivers didn't do him any favors either. He was so bad though, Sark had to try something. Thompson was missing guys by 5 yards on a 5 yard out.

[naija 2,869]

Michael Griffin politely saying something's wrong with the players