Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

[Stunns38 3538]

Thanks, WVA defender

[Eastwood 4394]

Johnson can ride the bus back. At least he is lowering his shoulder and playing like he gives a shit.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

That’s what we need!!! Deflections!!!

[Hook1997 5397]

Card is a waste of space get him back to the bench 

[OU Sucks 8903]

Just like it was drawn up

[rivin 199]

Classic

[naija 2869]

was another horrible throw.

[millhouse 2616]

What a shittastic throw

[28jcollins 53]

I haven't watched the game but

 

You guys think Sark ever texts Saban and asks "Wtf do I do"

And Saban is like "Have you tried buying better players"

[Henry Hill 3156]

Just now, NoName said:

He didn't make the trip evidently 

Put him in anyway

[Starfleet Command 441]

Give 👏🏿Johnson 👏🏿 a👏🏿series👏🏿at👏🏿QB. At least it it would be moderately entertaining. 

[Murfdogg21 4423]

Not to go all Uncle Rico, but holy crap I threw better than this in intramurals. 

[JBJ 3664]

Our first downfield completion was a doozy.

[ztejas 43526]

Just now, NoName said:

He didn't make the trip evidently 

[GreenspointTexas 9662]

Card is worse than swoopes and heard

[MonkeyDoughnut 10347]

4 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

We can’t stop the pass because everyone starts 7-10 yards off their receiver and bails out deep immediately. These are basic schematic failures that a high school defensive coordinator wouldn’t make. I can see why the players are so pissed and apathetic.

They are throwing right in middle of field. Starting 7-10 should help us

 

[naija 2869]

why is he pushing his throws with his shoulder? just doesn't look right

[NoName 16369]

So, uh.

I was wrong about Card.

 

[VaLonghorn99 341]

When you try your best, good things happen. Nice deflected completion for 1st down for Card

[TexArcher 38004]

Not a lot of depth at linebacker?

We don't even have starters.

[ztejas 43526]

Just now, Henry Hill said:

Put him in anyway

And here - via zoom - is Charles Wright in to play QB. 

[Brisketexan 105230]

Forgot there was a game.

I think it’s better that way.

This poor program. I can’t even feel anger, only pity.

[Chooky 13317]

1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

Dude Card is unbelievably bad

It depends on how you look at it.   

[Sgt Hulk 13822]

He threw it right at the fucking defender 

[LonghornJudas 1102]

I love when they rush 3 and get immediate pressure.

[naija 2869]

Just now, ztejas said:

And here - via zoom - is Charles Wright in to play QB. 

this killed me. very appropriate for our times..

[AUS-97HORN 11814]

1. worthy is good

[ztejas 43526]

Just now, VaLonghorn99 said:

When you try your best, good things happen. Nice deflected completion for 1st down for Card

Actually it is a good example of JUST THROW THE FUCKING BALL.

[Modessit 5603]

Dude Card is unbelievably bad

TD!

[Hook1997 5397]

He almost over threw a four yard pass lol

[Tylerocks 2553]

Holy shit

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Best throw Card has ever had.

[Pam Cummings 9654]

Card 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐 !!!!

[LonghornSean 4019]

Card finally connects on a long one. Well done 

[Zepol87 9189]

These throws are so trash.

Oops I was behind 

Edited November 20, 2021 by Zepol87

[Brisketexan 105230]

Forgot there was a game.

I think it’s better that way.

This poor program. I can’t even feel anger, only pity.

Although as soon as I turn it on….deep td to worthy.

[NoName 16369]

What a fucking pass 

[immamac 42908]

Worthy the only player on our team. 

[Starfleet Command 441]

Welcome to the Hudson Card era. 

[ClubWhatever 12154]

Hey Ma he caught it

[Bullneck 19197]

TD.  We draw within 4 with the PAT.  

Edited November 20, 2021 by Bullneck

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

Holy shit where did that come from?

[dcar00 14339]

nice throw by Card.  thank goodness it was to Worthy,

[rivin 199]

Wow, okay

[Real Papi 1003]

Nice throw by Card.  Gotta give credit to the young man 

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

Protect Worthy at all costs! 

[AUS-97HORN 11814]

cant wait for the defense to give up a TD on this next drive.

 

you know its happening.

 

[Basil 755]

Bombarooski on one. I totally called it.

[Pancho 44949]

We did it!

[mdmost 43017]

NIce throw by Card!