Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

[Sgt Hulk 14466]

Who’s the slack jawed pussy number 23 that slowed up and didn’t try to tackle before the end zone you fucking gaping ass bleeding no talent vagina 

[Real Papi 1113]

So nobody covers the middle, fpk 

[C-Man 27792]

All too easy

[mdmost 44075]

37 had a lot of give up on that play.

[Brandywine 1330]

Texas is just bad at all levels. 

[LTtxfan 50011]

Who was Foster covering on that TD ??

Air ??

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2651]

At this point I’m curious how much we lose by and in what way people will keep defending this staff. 

[Fastbreak 4056]

Good start

[A’Dam Psycho 1499]

Bullshit flag #1

[Horn of Gabriel 1886]

Safeties literally standing in the end zone watching the guy walk in WTF

[AUS-97HORN 12051]

so dumb

[Nicole44 22325]

We can’t even return without fucking up. 

[TexasGolf 5466]

Already flags on Texas 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13435]

Defense just always looks lost.

[J-Mart 60]

Every. bloody. kick. return. penalty.

[LTtxfan 50011]

Wiley just flat SUCKS...  

[TexArcher 39074]

Jameson fumbles the kick, picks it up and runs to the wrong hole, actually gets it across the 30, and it comes back on a penalty.

What do we not suck at?

[Horn of Gabriel 1886]

We are goi g to lose by 30

[AustinHorn 63]

4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Are we losing yet?

We surely are. 

[AUS-97HORN 12051]

so the coaches know we SUCK at running up the fucking middle,right?

 

so why the fuck is our first play a run up the fucking midde

[mdmost 44075]

Just now, TexasGolf said:

Already flags on Texas 

Well if we didn't do stupid shit, we'd probably not get early flags on us. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13435]

Jamison sure is dangerous back there.

[texastroubadour 1260]

Jameson fumbles the kick, picks it up and runs to the wrong hole, actually gets it across the 30, and it comes back on a penalty.
What do we not suck at?

We excel in all suckage


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[MissingInAction 25562]

Just forfeit to avoid injury.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

That one’s on fucking Schooler. 

[ChickenSandwich 9960]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Jameson fumbles the kick, picks it up and runs to the wrong hole, actually gets it across the 30, and it comes back on a penalty.

What do we not suck at?

Sucking

[Bullneck 19543]

9 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Post pics of any hot moms

I was at the Philly airport (in late Feb 2020, flying to Texas) and there were some cheer moms and their girls on the flight to Dallas.  The moms had t-shirts with script that said "Nobody can lick our boo --" (the text wrapped around the other side of the shirt).

"Boots". Nobody can lick our boots.  

I would have taken a photo but getting caught would have caused an uproar.

Edited November 20, 2021 by Bullneck

[Nicole44 22325]

Keep an eye on all WVU walk-ons…

[ChickenNuggets 1661]

5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Are we losing yet?

Yup

[OU Sucks 9404]

Just now, J-Mart said:

Every. bloody. kick. return. penalty.

Again, if we just did a touchback every kick, we'd have much better starting position.  Why Banks and the monkey don't have our team do that every time is beyond me.

[lilMAC25 4003]

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Who was Foster covering on that TD ??

Air ??

It’s a zone, so yes 

[AUS-97HORN 12051]

worthy drops a guaranteed first down.

 

fuck man.  this team sucks everything

[gaspar 117]

I can’t recall a recent return where we HAVEN’T been flagged. 

[C-Man 27792]

3 and out. Cool.

[LonghornSean 4105]

Play was there.

[HuntinHorn 1005]

Hit Worthy in a bad spot.

[MillerEP 30907]

[millhouse 2733]

We are so fucking anemic 

[TexasGolf 5466]

Don’t blame coaches for dropped passes

[MonkeyDoughnut 10807]

Hallmark movie marathon it is again.... Fuck me..

[dcar00 14976]

this staff is a fucking joke.

[Rip76 5022]

Haha jeez

[SOBMarcos 58]

Nice 

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

2nd worst in Power 5. Awesome.

[SarksJuggs 1193]

Casey with the duck on the wide open out route…

[Bullneck 19543]

Nice catch on 3rd down.

BTW, that official in the Oakleys who always does our games is named David Alvarez.  

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

I don’t understand.  Was told we had a great week of practice. Coaches piped in Yakety Sax and everything. 

[Kel Varnsen 8749]

Do y'all think they coaches even care? They are cashing huge checks for this shitshow. 

[Tex-19 3013]

Looking sharp guys!

Even X getting in on the sloppiness, dropping an easy first down

[texastroubadour 1260]

3 and out. Cool.

And predictable


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