Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

[Billy Pilgrim 1913]

Body language screams “going through the motions”.

[Mo Horn 8807]

CATCH THE FUCKING BALL

[HuntinHorn 975]

worthy drops a guaranteed first down.
 
fuck man.  this team sucks everything

Even our best players are consistent as lumpy gravy.

[Nicole44 22027]

Go UTSA Roadrunners!!!! 

[Real Papi 975]

Not even one first down, give me a break, WVU sucks.   I know this is bad Longhorn team but show some damn FIGHT.

[bangkok 89]

the battle of possible bowl eligibility, high stakes here.

really nice to see the defense ready to roll too, lol.

we're gonna need a miracle to build a halftime lead to inevitably blow.

 

[AUS-97HORN 11682]

Just now, OU Sucks said:

Again, if we just did a touchback every kick, we'd have much better starting position.  Why Banks and the monkey don't have our team do that every time is beyond me.

i was gonna say that... but we muffed the kick, which meant that we HAD to return it.     so even if he had fair caught it would have been an issue. 

[gaspar 102]

44% of our drives were a 3 and out - wow. We’re #1!!!

[OU Sucks 8746]

Just now, TexasGolf said:

Don’t blame coaches for dropped passes

Nor quarterbacks.  That was a perfectly catchable ball.

[Horn of Gabriel 1590]

Hit Worthy in a bad spot.

Wasn’t perfect but very catchable and no defender within 3 yards. That’s on X as a drop.

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

14-0 coming right up 

[Longhornlove 4779]

Nice catch.......great start

[texastroubadour 1204]

Nice catch on 3rd down.
BTW, that official in the Oakleys who always does our games is named David Alvarez.  

Can Craig Way say his name?


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[LTtxfan 48980]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

worthy drops a guaranteed first down.

fuck man.  this team sucks everything

Yeah surprised by that Worthy drop...  Fuckin' easy first down

[ChickenSandwich 9798]

Put in Kai Money. 

[Firemans4Horn 17834]

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

3 minutes ago, J-Mart said:

Every. bloody. kick. return. penalty.

Lots of monkey business going in with special teams 

[SOBMarcos 59]

[HuntinHorn 975]

Wasn’t perfect but very catchable and no defender within 3 yards. That’s on X as a drop.

Check your sarcasm meter. It’s stuck.

[Dr. Teeth 5832]

1 minute ago, TexasGolf said:

Don’t blame coaches for dropped passes

They should teach them how to catch it.

[Tex Pete 20179]

1 minute ago, bangkok said:

the battle of possible bowl eligibility, high stakes here.

really nice to see the defense ready to roll too, lol.

we're gonna need a miracle to build a halftime lead to inevitably blow.

 

Offense, too. Still haven’t hired a coach. 

[US183 124]

What was that thing that DIXON just did? He apparently grabbed a player by the legs and stopped him. What is that thing DIXON did? 

[SubliminalHorn 6674]

This team is breathtaking

 

 

[Helobious 9481]

So this is a different Doegecoin than they’ve had at QB in the past right? Think the other guys name was Seth.

[AUS-97HORN 11682]

Just now, gaspar said:

44% of our drives were a 3 and out - wow. We’re #1!!!

i would love to see our  3 and out 1st half vs 2nd half ratio....   its got to be 3-4X as many in the 2nd half

[TornACL 7676]

On the WVU TD pass, both of our safeties had backed up at least 5 yards into the end zone and were still on their heels as the ball was being caught. What the fuck. 

[VaLonghorn99 340]

Evil big 12 zebra at it again. Killing Texas drives more than the opposing defense. Please get us out of this sh**hole conf after this season.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

1 minute ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Put in Kai Money. 

I mean, let him play wherever he wants.  Why the fuck not?

[GeorgetownLaw 131]

Switched to “The Game”. Harvard v Yale. Actually, pretty good. 

[LTtxfan 48980]

Texas needs some turnovers by West Virginia...  C'mon !!! 🤘

[C-Man 27058]

Casey with the duck on the wide open out route…

Looks like I’ll be watching Liverpool in 10 mins

[Billy Pilgrim 1913]

33 new scholarship players? We’re gonna need at least 50 to be competitive.

[AustinHorn 57]

5 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

Safeties literally standing in the end zone watching the guy walk in WTF

They did that last week, too

[CooterBrown 17913]

44% of our drives were a 3 and out - wow. We’re #1!!!

Nah, #2. We can’t even win the things we are the “best” at doing.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

This team is breathtaking

 

 

Not the word I would use, but OK. 

[MillerEP 30339]

Can’t decide what is more cringey, the longhorns or s2 of tiger king

[Bigjohns97 125]

We're gonna get raped

[OU Sucks 8746]

3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

i was gonna say that... but we muffed the kick, which meant that we HAD to return it.     so even if he had fair caught it would have been an issue. 

I missed that part.  I've been multi-tasking because Texas football doesn't deserve my full attention, nor do I want to get nothing done today and have to watch this shitshow.

Edited November 20, 2021 by OU Sucks

[Brandywine 1313]

Texas makes bad teams look good. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

WV offense just clowning us now 

[Kel Varnsen 8430]

Man the fuck up on the WR!!!!!

[Richter 2230]

Sark seems worse than strong somehow

[mdmost 42865]

Wow. A sack. A novelty. 

[Dr. Teeth 5832]

Good thing WV is dumb too.

[Rip76 4914]

4 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Hallmark movie marathon it is again.... Fuck me..

 

[C-Man 27058]

Neil Brown should be fired for that call. Completely unnecessary.

[Bullneck 18987]

We'll probably chase this entire game, getting to within 3 or 7 the whole game before losing.  

[Kel Varnsen 8430]

They don't need trick plays to beat us

[AUS-97HORN 11682]

holy fuck... that dude had 10 yard for free just running up the middle 

[dcar00 14035]

lucky there.  Doege could have run for 12