Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

2 minutes ago, deech said:

Fitting end to bowl hopes.

No one wants to go to the Texas Bowl and lose anyway 

[Longhornlove 5,210]

Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I've created a lot of tension that way.

That is why Thompson got pulled, wow that was bad, hit the portal bitch, I would rather coach Card and take chances with Freshman and Transfers.

[NoName 17,148]

The play where Hudson Card was injured. https://twitter.com/CJVogel_TFB/status/1462153199004098562/video/1

[Wulaw Horn 19,595]

I started cackling like a lunatic and my wife walked in. I rewound it for her and she started laughing too. 
At least the d bowed up with 3 Tao’s left to get the ball back, right?  

[kingkoopa6 8,706]

cutie wv chick with the hoodie

[ousux 5,639]

Wonder how many "injuries" keep the bulk of our starters out vs K-state...may be a mostly true Freshman/walkon lineup next week, then the portal energizes.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,455]

Worthless defense is worthless. 

[bullet 1,630]

Are we sure Casey isn't still an OU fan?

[Brothahorn 10,097]

I hate college football!

[Nicole44 22,315]

We can’t expect to win in that altitude this early in the day…

[NoName 17,148]

https://twitter.com/CJVogel_TFB/status/1462153199004098562

[Covri 6,368]

Just now, Fastbreak said:

Card gets taken down and injured literally 5 seconds after the play and no penalty.

Two of the most blatant late hits I’ve ever seen occurred in this game with no flag on either.

[Tex Pete 21,488]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

The University of Texas football team is going to finish its 2021 season with a seven game losing streak.

I told y’all that last week. 

[Bullneck 19,528]

Oh, they're getting the first down.  The refs are just trolling us now.

[Grade of D as in David 13,255]

What was that coffee talk?

[immamac 44,354]

These children are losers. They aren't even men. Just a bunch of entitled shitter loser kids. 

[mdmost 44,048]

I don't see how any starter on defense deserves to be that next week. Bowl hopes are over so just play the young guys.

[UDontKnow 10,572]

4 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Wife’s cousin’s dude bought her an engagement ring at Jared or Zales on a payment plan. Then they called off the wedding and home boy still had 52 months of payments. 

Engagement/wedding rings are a fucking racket. You can't convince me otherwise.

[BillyGoatHill 4,421]

Fuck this program . FIRE fucking EVERYONE.
10 years of the same old shit.


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[Sgt Hulk 14,447]

2 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Go ahead and jump.

Farewell world

[Bigbend1812 13,059]

[VaLonghorn99 365]

Well Thompson can't say he didn't get a shot at Texas. He's good but prone to turnovers, sigh being captain obvious 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,435]

1 minute ago, NoName said:

The play where Hudson Card was injured. https://twitter.com/CJVogel_TFB/status/1462153199004098562/video/1

Fuck the Big 12

[UTEX_ME 4,289]

that bench was full of wide eyed pussies. they don't deserve to wear that uniform. 

[BearSchlong 8,240]

The University of Texas football team is going to finish its 2021 season with a seven game losing streak.

Here is how bad its gotten.

I actually am starting to feel sorry for y'all.

My wife still says fuck yall though.

[OU Sucks 9,392]

3 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Sark is too big of a bitch to work the refs

He would have to get out of his crouch to do that.

[0xdeadbeef 1,699]

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

Why am I watching this game?

This was post #2.

I've been asking myself this question all game.

 

I feel like we're a 450 hp muscle car that can't break 80 mph.  Why?   We should be better than we are. We're on our 4th coach in this dry spell; players have come and gone. What the hell is wrong with us?

 

 

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,455]

1 minute ago, ousux said:

.may be a mostly true Freshman/walkon lineup next week

I’m good with that if it means Foster, Brockermeyer and Schooler have played their last snaps. 

[NoName 17,148]

Here's why Texas lost:

 

 

[HuntinHorn 1,005]

2 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

That’s what it took for you to make that judgement?

Just putting a rubber stamp on it....

[Twizzler 195]

All that's left to root for is schadenfreude.  

[cabowabo 4,691]

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Wonder how many "injuries" keep the bulk of our starters out vs K-state...may be a mostly true Freshman/walkon lineup next week, then the portal energizes.

Hopefully our fans will sit it out too to show the team our appreciation, but you know 60k or so brain dead fans will show up.  

[Stunns38 3,805]

Here is how bad its gotten.

I actually am starting to feel sorry for y'all.

My wife still says fuck yall though.

Pics of wife?

[immamac 44,354]

I hope the stadium is completely empty next Friday. 

[AndThenIWentToTexas 25]

34 minutes ago, bullet said:

Because he has 4 returns for TDs?

He hasn't done shit this year except give up TDs and quit on the team.

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

Just now, NoName said:

Here's why Texas lost:

 

 

Sadly, that’s. “a” reason, not “the” reason. 

[Atticus 4,216]

1 minute ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Well Thompson can't say he didn't get a shot at Texas. He's good but prone to turnovers, sigh being captain obvious 

That won't stop him from blaming everyone except himself and whining about not being given a fair shake.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,435]

Just now, BearSchlong said:

My wife still says fuck yall though.

We only fuck with consent.

[cabowabo 4,691]

1 minute ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Well Thompson can't say he didn't get a shot at Texas. He's good but prone to turnovers, sigh being captain obvious 

He’s good??? Lol. 

[Bullneck 19,528]

2 minutes ago, NoName said:

https://twitter.com/CJVogel_TFB/status/1462153199004098562

Great ref work.  Must be the same back judge that works the OU games

[MillerEP 30,907]

Can’t wait to leave this bush league conference behind.

[Modessit 5,667]

I'm going camping tomorrow and driving home on Friday. I was worrying about finding a radio station along the way to listen to the game. Now? Not so much. I'll probably DVR it just because I always watch.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,455]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

These children are losers. They aren't even men. Just a bunch of entitled shitter loser kids. 

I am going to start using shitter as an adjective.  This is great.

[Bigbend1812 13,059]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

that bench was full of wide eyed pussies. they don't deserve to wear that uniform. 

[Tex Pete 21,488]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

These children are losers. They aren't even men. Just a bunch of entitled shitter loser kids. 

And led by a loser. 

[Stunns38 3,805]

I hope the stadium is completely empty next Friday. 

I’m seeing a lot of casual fan posts on Facebook like “still my team”, “they’ll be back next year”, etc. those types will fill that stadium at 80K.

[Deej 77,827]

4 minutes ago, NoName said:

The play where Hudson Card was injured. https://twitter.com/CJVogel_TFB/status/1462153199004098562/video/1

The ref:

[UTEX_ME 4,289]

Just now, MillerEP said:

Can’t wait to leave this bush league conference behind.

why? We will be exposed even more for how shitty we are. This conference sucks

[ClubWhatever 12,309]

Worst Texas team in at least 25 years. Maybe 65. 

[Droopy 2,639]

2 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

Here is how bad its gotten.

I actually am starting to feel sorry for y'all.

My wife still says fuck yall though.

Fuck you, your wife, and your shitty school and fake empathy.