Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just now, MillerEP said:

Can’t wait to leave this bush league conference behind.

Because we can’t beat anyone in it?

[Billy Pilgrim 1912]

Golic Jr can eat a dick

[Bullneck 18976]

Here it comes. 

[Get ln My Van 927]

Worst Texas team I’ve EVER seen. Zero percent chance PK can be brought back. 3rd and 18 and 3rd and 15 are inexcusable.

And god fuckin dammit can we get a QB in here next year?

[Modessit 5595]

So they ran off 10 seconds and then reset the play clock?

[Steelers Roll Left 1142]

Here’s what’s on tap: First, former Texas players from yesteryear (w/ more gray hairs every year) look dumbfounded at the state of the Texas program on LHN post game, Griffin goes right up to, but stops short of flat out saying these young Horns suck.  Sark press conference with talk about 4 quarters, execution, “they played well on drives 2 and 5, but need to find a way to do that consistently.  Fields question or two of the “Can you believe how bad this shit is?” variety.  Then 104.9 to pile on.  We’re Texas…….

[TexasGolf 4854]

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

Worst Texas team in at least 25 years. Maybe 65. 

1956

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

Just now, MillerEP said:

Can’t wait to leave this bush league conference behind.

You’re going to love what’s in store for this bunch of weak ass bitches when we start playing the likes of Bama, Georgia and gasp even aggy week in and week out.

[BERT 4345]

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

We can’t expect to win in that altitude this early in the day…

Ummmm

[MonkeyDoughnut 10134]

Until a video leaks of a player yelling at the coaches calling the coaches out for laughing I'm going to side with the coaches based on what I've seen on the field this year. The lack of care and effort is indefensible.

[Bigbend1812 12877]

Lolz these refs

[GreenspointTexas 9556]

Lol they just screwed us outta 7 seconds

[Newbomb_Turk 8]

2 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Can’t wait to leave this bush league conference behind.

Is this sarcasm?

[Billy Pilgrim 1912]

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

I’m seeing a lot of casual fan posts on Facebook like “still my team”, “they’ll be back next year”, etc. those types will fill that stadium at 80K.

I’m free next Friday and not going. Had season tickets this year and only made 2 games. I’m sure as fuck not renewing season tickets next season.

[Deej 76511]

1 minute ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Golic Jr can eat a dick

Nothing he doesn't do already.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

Just now, Newbomb_Turk said:

Is this sarcasm?

It's about the blatant two late hits on Card that were ignored, not the overall game.

[Steelers Roll Left 1142]

Come back?

[TexasGolf 4854]

Idiots 

[ImissWallyPryor 9045]

6 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

My wife still says fuck yall though.

I’ll need a pic first. 

[dcar00 14023]

this is hilarious.  Brown knows we can't do shit.

[ClubWhatever 12085]

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Until a video leaks of a player yelling at the coaches calling the coaches out for laughing I'm going to side with the coaches based on what I've seen on the field this year. The lack of care and effort is indefensible.

Whose job is it to get the team to play hard?

[SarksJuggs 1106]

Coaches should tell Casey to fuck off back to Oklahoma and not say another word to him. 

[Modessit 5595]

Not surprised. Our D sucks and we probably interfere.

[Tex-19 2869]

Won’t matter but what a dumb call by WV

[David Dennison 18608]

The fact that there was celebration after that tells you all you need to know about Texas football.

[mdmost 42775]

Why would not just pooch punt it?

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

The battle of dumb HC

[TexasGolf 4854]

[Uncle Nate 2097]

Neal Brown went full regard. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

That is the ultimate disrespect of sark and this offense. Can't say I blame wvu a bit. 

[perfectchaos007 6593]

The hell was that WVU lol

[Twizzler 161]

Are you'll really expecting fair, impartial, competent refs in the sec?

 

Can't get worse, but I think we'll have plenty to complain about after the move.

[millhouse 2587]

The likelyhood of us jumping or giving PI was pretty high

[USNALonghorn 5024]

Lol this is why they didn’t punt

[Steelers Roll Left 1142]

At least Casey got rid of the ball, but now he hurt

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

Had the defender beat.  How did he not complete that… oh yeah, he’s shit.

[MillerEP 30339]

Oh fucking perfect

[NoName 16271]

Guess we see Ballard after all?

[mdmost 42775]

Hey, you guys are going to get Charles Wright!

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2003]

Thompson injured 

[PilotsError 2280]

dumb 4th down play

[naija 2851]

shit, I thought we were done.....

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Lol another injury. Get these pussies off the field holy fuck

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

That was a Strong level coaching decision.

[perfectchaos007 6593]

time to put in Wright

[Bigbend1812 12877]

LuLZ .  so much disrespect.   they know we have ZERO chance to score. 

[C-Man 26992]

Who's next? Matt Nordgren?

[NoName 16271]

Just now, mdmost said:

Hey, you guys are going to get Charles Wright!

He didn't travel folks said. 

 

Ballard time?

[millhouse 2587]

Why would you not bring Wright to this game?

[naija 2851]

that thumb is done.