Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

[David Dennison 19560]

Would anyone be shocked if they convert 3rd and 26?

[Basil 775]

Let’s stop them on 3rd and 26!

[Kel Varnsen 8749]

They challenging themselves to see how long of a 3rd down they can convert

[Basil 775]

We did it!

[Fondren & Main 6904]

I’m to the point where these guys need to pay back UT for scholarships if they’re gonna play like shit.

[Mo Horn 8939]

Not sure why they're trying to do all kinds of trickery. Their basic offense just took it straight downfield. Just doing us a favor

[dcar00 14980]

almost broke it

[Kel Varnsen 8749]

We found a down and distance we can stop!!!!

[Domedriver 655]

1 minute ago, Bigjohns97 said:

We're gonna get raped

Didn’t you see the band director wiggling his but to get ready?

[Nicole44 22325]

Defense is on high 🚨 

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

I would have bet money that they would have made that 3rd and 26. Mostly because we are lined up 50 yards away.

[mdmost 44077]

A STOP! What is this shit?

[AUS-97HORN 12051]

god.... 

 

we give up 15 yards of field position when there are 4 fucking longhorns right there to stop him   and he goes through them like a sieve

[MissingInAction 25562]

[C-Man 27793]

Dude almost ran for the first on 3rd and 26

[TexArcher 39074]

4th down fists raised after you just got gashed for 15 yards, you fucking losers.

[Basil 775]

Let’s get a first down!

[CooterBrown 18289]

I would’ve gone for it.

[Crapinon 2383]

2 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Not the word I would use, but OK. 

A kick in the nuts is breathtaking too. Maybe that applies here.

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19465]

Their OC and QB fucked them on that drive. 

[Nicole44 22325]

Just now, Kel Varnsen said:

They challenging themselves to see how long of a 3rd down they can convert

Do anything less than 3rd and 19 they will convert? 

[Basil 775]

We got a yard!

[dcar00 14980]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Not sure why they're trying to do all kinds of trickery. Their basic offense just took it straight downfield. Just doing us a favor

WV coach is just fucking around.  he knows this game is over.  we are pussies and our coaching staff sucks.

[AUS-97HORN 12051]

again... 

stop fucking running up the god damned middle.

its ok to run with motion to the sides. 

 

but we cant block anything right up the middle.

[millhouse 2733]

3 and out, here we go!

[Kel Varnsen 8749]

This thread is 10X more entertaining that our game season.

[MillerEP 30907]

Can’t even complete a 3 yard catch

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

Just now, Fondren & Main said:

I’m to the point where these guys need to pay back UT for scholarships if they’re gonna play like shit.

Can we have them start by paying back the Burnt Endz money?

[CooterBrown 18289]

Good hands Wiley.

[mdmost 44077]

That pass was something. 

[Kel Varnsen 8749]

LOL

[Tailgate 3079]

Casey has been playing like a DII backup.

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

Sark has quit too.

[AUS-97HORN 12051]

what in the holy fuck was Casey throwing to?

[Real Papi 1113]

Wow what a shit throw 

[Nicole44 22325]

Bring out the monkey! 

[TwiceHorn 32087]

I don't care what you say, these players suck ass.

[MillerEP 30907]

[elfenix 34754]

how is it with all the quarterbacks the state of texas produces each year we haven't lucked into one in the last 12 years?

[mdmost 44077]

Casey, there are other WRs besides Xavier. 

[LTtxfan 50011]

3 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Good thing WV is dumb too.

Yeah West Virginia offense stopped itself...  🤪

[bangkok 89]

bijan takes that for 12.

[theBigHen 381]

Casey is so fucking bad lmao

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Defense is on high 🚨 

I'm high.  Alert.

[TexArcher 39074]

Welp, I'm gonna go take a shit.  With any luck, it'll take three hours.

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2651]

Sark has 100% lost the team.  Which makes sense. Would you play for the shithead?

[millhouse 2733]

2 minutes ago, Basil said:

Let’s get a first down!

Like this series or in this game?

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

It is the worst Texas football team I have ever seen

[Kel Varnsen 8749]

We can't even call for our backup QB to play cause he sucks even worse.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Defense is on high 🚨 

I read this as “defense is high”.  Made more sense