Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

[Tex Pete 21489]

Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

Sark has quit too.

He needs to start drinking again. He apparently coaches better that way. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19464]

Shitty pass by Thompson. I mean real shitty. 

[Basil 775]

Special teams are looking great!

[Sgt Hulk 14466]

Burnt ends baby

[Hermanator 7675]

7 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Do y'all think they coaches even care? They are cashing huge checks for this shitshow. 

I think the coaches want to flat out strangle the life out of about 70 percent of the players. Wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire type of disdain for their soft bitchassness

[Thatguy 9395]

Brewer just ran by the block there.

[BrazilHorn 6852]

This offense is so fucking pitiful. 
Painful to watch

[ButtFumble 5287]

Fuck Texas just needs to do like that high school in Arkansas and go for it on 4th down and onsides kick every kickoff

and when they said "all gas" who knew they meant in fucking REVERSE

[Modessit 5667]

Maybe throw Kielan Robinson the ball? At least he can catch Covid.

[bborange 10401]

4 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

 

[HuntinHorn 1005]

Welp, I'm gonna go take a shit.  With any luck, it'll take three hours.

Casey beat you to it …

[ClubWhatever 12317]

 

1 minute ago, Tailgate said:

Casey has been playing like a DII backup.

It’s because donors don’t want him to play

[Nicole44 22325]

Why not try every trick play and everything in ur arsenal for practice at this point? Everyone needs the practice on this field. Lulz.

[mdleast 8521]

Welp, I'm gonna go take a shit.  With any luck, it'll take three hours.

TexArcher dropping deuces like Texas receivers dropping passes!

[theBigHen 381]

There was a wide open receiver at the top of the screen and he never even looked that direction. Instead just locked on the guy in triple coverage in the middle of the field. 

[AUS-97HORN 12051]

Just now, elfenix said:

how is it with all the quarterbacks the state of texas produces each year we haven't lucked into one in the last 12 years?

come on man, Sam was decent.   he just couldnt win every fucking game  by himself, and when he tried, he got in trouble. 

[texastroubadour 1260]

I’m sorry but the embarrassment that Sarks team has given makes me furious. We are THE laughingstock of CFB


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[CfRhTxStBobcats 608]

I would say this is like watching Kansas every week, but...

[VirginiaLonghorn 4913]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Bring out the monkey! 

I’ll bring the football ..

[Richter 2427]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Welp, I'm gonna go take a shit.  With any luck, it'll take three hours.

Following the lead of the team?

[Hermanator 7675]

I forgot we had a game until I just opened my ESPN app right now. After watching this shit attempt at a drive I think I'll go back to forgetting here in a bit and get lunch

[taybo20 3042]

Idk why I’m even watching this game

[Best served cold 159]

This is absolutely the worst Texas team that has taken the field in over 20 years. UTSA would absolutely demolish this team. 

[LonghornSean 4105]

Amazing how bad our offense is

[LTtxfan 50011]

Neal Brown angry that Ref not near the penalty throws the flag -- yelling "that's not your call"   😂😂😂

[Red Five 41757]

I'm looking around my house for productive stuff I can do. This is just boring, and kind of depressing.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10807]

6 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

We'll probably chase this entire game, getting to within 3 or 7 the whole game before losing.  

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Welp, I'm gonna go take a shit.  With any luck, it'll take three hours.

Shake your legs every once in awhile. Don't want blood clots.

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

Why do you idiots come on here to post that you aren’t watching??? Clear the thread

[Helobious 9823]

Lol I was specifically watching the blocking play. WVU guy made it a point to not touch the UT player as he was diving, but he was behind the Texas player so the ref threw the flag. I imagine the same thing happened on our bullshit flag on the return. Refs are wayyyyyy too happy to throw flags on kick & punt returns for whatever reason.

[nineliveslost 3011]

we are really bad football team. I mean bad in every part...except punter, but he gets the dumb dumbs every now and then also 

[Nicole44 22325]

I’m just watching so I can squash the hot takes after the game from those who definitely didn’t watch. I’m coming for ya. Lol.

[Thatguy 9395]

Just now, LonghornSean said:

Amazing how bad our offense is

 Can't execute the basics. Play 1 Brewer runs right by the defender leaving him to blow up Johnson. Play two drop by Wiley. Play 3 locks in on receiver in triple coverage.

[Modessit 5667]

Shitty pass by Thompson. I mean real shitty. 

We don't have a QB. Won't win consistently until we do.

[Nicole44 22325]

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Neal Brown angry that Ref not near the penalty throws the flag -- yelling "that's not your call"   😂😂😂

Well to be fair I think we are all sick of The officials. 

[Sgt Hulk 14466]

Honestly, This team is about 4 years away, they may be worse next year, we are looking at 1-2 shots at winning next year 

[deter 316]

No problem. The band leader can shake his ass like a stripper in a cowboy hat and boots. TEXAS

[JesusSweatDuck 18125]

3 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Maybe throw Kielan Robinson the ball? At least he can catch Covid.

He actually didn't catch it, just exposed and unvaccinated

[AUS-97HORN 12051]

if  WV keeps playing cute.... 

 

we will still lose

[millhouse 2733]

Look at that a decent tackle 

[Basil 775]

Yes! Tackle for loss!

[MonkeyDoughnut 10807]

Got WV is bad..... And we seem to be worse

[gaspar 117]

2 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

Fuck Texas just needs to do like that high school in Arkansas and go for it on 4th down and onsides kick every kickoff

and when they said "all gas" who knew they meant in fucking REVERSE

 We’d probably fuck that up as well (going in reverse). For me, it’s more like in neutral. 

[Steelers Roll Left 1299]

Was Roschon banged up too?  If I had a team heart problem, I might’ve game-planned him in this one

[bangkok 89]

i've been higher on sark and the staff than most of you, but the lack of effort and weaknesses in, well, every single facet of the game at this point is evident.

[Longhornlove 5213]

[gaspar 117]

Ford does look aggressive. 

[TexArcher 39074]

Oh, shit, Iowa St up on ou.

Maybe we can have a little joy through schadenfreude??

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

ESPN going through the talking points. Maybe aggy was right and there is a burnt orange media conspiracy.

[Basil 775]

Got that time out to come up with the perfect defense!