Bring back Herman

[TXs 229]

Fuck the haters, I sure as shit don't remember losing 6 in a row under Herman, you nerds!

Edited November 20, 2021 by TXs

[RabidM 2758]

No... There are more than two options.  But Sark isn't going anywhere this year. The best case is replacing PK and money whipping the fuck out of Muschamp.  Pay him almost as much as Sark.  I don't want aggie sniffing around Muschamp when Elko leaves. 

Edited November 20, 2021 by RabidM

[JWinTX 53]

Muschump sucks…

[WBT 20989]

[bschoolprof 6346]

Even if we get a competent DC, we’re stuck with Sark as the HC for a while. Sigh.

[RabidM 2758]

Just now, JWinTX said:

Muschump sucks…

As a DC? 

[JWinTX 53]

2 minutes ago, RabidM said:

As a DC? 

Yes—he won’t get athletes from TX HS to be anything special and he’ll just be a gif yelling loudly at kids…

Edited November 20, 2021 by JWinTX

[TXs 229]

(moved to OP)

Edited November 20, 2021 by TXs

[Biff Tannen 46175]

Cool thread bro. 

[Thatguy 9395]

3 minutes ago, JWinTX said:

Yes—he won’t get athletes from TX HS to be anything special and he’ll just be a gif yelling loudly at kids…

  You have to be joking right?

[TexArcher 39074]

Go back to lurking.

 

[lilMAC25 4003]

5 minutes ago, JWinTX said:

Yes—he won’t get athletes from TX HS to be anything special and he’ll just be a gif yelling loudly at kids…

Huh, he’s actually done exactly that here at Texas.

 

 

I wish we had just kept Ash.

[mdmost 44076]

I love these threads. Like Surly has the power to hire or fire people. 

Okay, OP, I waved my wand and chanted the magical words to bring Herman back. I'll let you know when he arrives. 

[TXs 229]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Go back to lurking.

 

Yes, because we were winning when I was.

[hobbes2702 13492]

 

But we should still fire Sark.

Edited November 20, 2021 by hobbes2702

[BigHorn'13 3494]

Sorry Michelle but fuck that noise

[Helobious 9823]

All these shitty players are Herman recruits.

[Cronkhill 43]

Tom Herman would absolutely have this team going to a bowl game. 

You all know its true.

[David Dennison 19560]

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I love these threads. Like Surly has the power to hire or fire people. 

Okay, OP, I waved my wand and chanted the magical words to bring Herman back. I'll let you know when he arrives. 

The peasantry needs to feel important.

[markstanco 12804]

OP with an excellent troll. Got a fish on the 1st cast.

9/10.

[BigHorn'13 3494]

7 minutes ago, Cronkhill said:

Tom Herman would absolutely have this team going to a bowl game. 

You all know its true.

Texas and Alamo Bowl Champs 4 life, bitches!

[NoName 17163]

26 minutes ago, TXs said:

Fuck the haters, I sure as shit don't remember losing 6 in a row under Herman, you nerds!

Fuck off, clown.

Edited November 20, 2021 by NoName

[mdmost 44076]

10 minutes ago, Cronkhill said:

Tom Herman would absolutely have this team going to a bowl game. 

You all know its true.

It doesn't fucking matter. He's gone. They fired him. There's no going back. Deal with your fucking present and quit whining. 

[Starfleet Command 441]

Herman is responsible for this dogshit roster. He left the program in far worse shape than good ol’ Chuck Strong. 

[Stunns38 3805]

No…but we should have waited one more year to can him instead of desperately reaching on Sark. But we would have fucked this year up too with all the vacancies. Program is fucked.

[Thatguy 9395]

1 minute ago, Starfleet Command said:

Herman is responsible for this dogshit roster. He left the program in far worse shape than good ol’ Chuck Strong. 

Truth. Herman was also propped up by Sam Ehlinger. People acting like these two Jags would somehow be better with Herman is laughable at best.

[Tex Pete 21489]

19 minutes ago, Helobious said:

All these shitty players are Herman recruits.

Most of the shitty coaches aren’t. 

[Tex Pete 21489]

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

It doesn't fucking matter. He's gone. They fired him. There's no going back. Deal with your fucking present and quit whining. 

“Tom, old buddy! How’s it hanging? You’re moving back into the office on January 2, right? I hope this Covid year has treated you well...”

[Davis Lane 6012]

3 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

No…but we should have waited one more year to can him instead of desperately reaching on Sark. But we would have fucked this year up too with all the vacancies. Program is fucked.

What?!?

[Doze 1324]

Mack says hi.

 

[Stunns38 3805]

What?!?

After whiffing on Urban, and not having a solid plan B, we should have but hindsight is 20/20.

[lilMAC25 4003]

13 minutes ago, Starfleet Command said:

Herman is responsible for this dogshit roster. He left the program in far worse shape than good ol’ Chuck Strong. 

If only we had previous evidence to show how bad Sarkisian is. 
 

80 games just isn’t enough evidence to show how good or bad a coach is….

[ChickenNuggets 1661]

had to neg... no going backwards... fuck the "fucking bring back..." line of thinking. If anyone,  bring back Mack, he's the only other coach that's done shit here... 

 

But don't bring back Mack...

 

At this point, i'm here for the dumpster fire... Bring in Mike Leach. At least we'll be entertained.

[ztejas 44234]

Herman's best team was completely on the backs of Charlie guys. And last year he was buoyed by 2 immediate impact NFL guys and Sam.

[28jcollins 53]

I have an idea that will probably get me negged to deth. Just remember I'm high and joking but what if:

Mack Brown Head Coach

Sark / Tom Herman OC

Charlie Strong DC

Get some more Australian kickers

[Thatguy 9395]

2 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

If only we had previous evidence to show how bad Sarkisian is. 
 

80 games just isn’t enough evidence to show how good or bad a coach is….

  Regardless of how you feel about Sark, Herman is the reason we have the roster we do. We hired a guy who had exactly one year of HC experience and never knew if he could recruit. So now here we are.

 

Just now, ztejas said:

Herman's best team was completely on the backs of Charlie guys. And last year he was buoyed by 2 immediate impact NFL guys and Sam.

  Sure was, and that includes Sam too.

[Starfleet Command 441]

5 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

If only we had previous evidence to show how bad Sarkisian is. 
 

80 games just isn’t enough evidence to show how good or bad a coach is….

Yeah, I highly doubt Sark turns things around. Maybe by 2026 Texas football might be worth caring about again. Anyway, hopefully things are sorted out before 2040. 

[Deej 77853]

48 minutes ago, TXs said:

Fuck the haters, I sure as shit don't remember losing 6 in a row under Herman, you nerds!

[Jkwellborn 7043]

Fuck the haters, I sure as shit don't remember losing 6 in a row under Herman, you nerds!

Didn’t lose 6 in a row under strong either. And I don’t want him back.