Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Tex Pete 20,432]

2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

So his 40 times and weight are what caught your attention?!?

Dude's name is Rector, Majik. 

Majik...... Rector

Rector? Hell, damn near killed ‘er!

[deft 6,875]

And they complain about us fudging numbers....

[ztejas 43,528]

8 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

So his 40 times and weight are what caught your attention?!?

Dude's name is Rector, Majik. 

Majik...... Rector

I mean, are we sure we aren't be trolled by the Loochie Monster.

I thought the name and associated jokes basically wrote themselves. Wanted to offer additional information in case anyone needs further reason to disregard everything that comes from TexAgs.

[Scholz 11,956]

5 minutes ago, deft said:

And they complain about us fudging numbers....

Yes.  Because they're stupid.

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

I'm gonna go dunk a basketball. I can't really jump high enough, but I want to. BRB

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

14 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Wanted to offer additional information in case anyone needs further reason to disregard everything that comes from TexAgs.

Not really necessary outside of Flat Earth or Fake Moon Landing websites, amigo. But thanks all the same. It's entertaining, even if not essential.

[ztejas 43,528]

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Not really necessary outside of Flat Earth or Fake Moon Landing websites, amigo. But thanks all the same. It's entertaining, even if not essential.

I think Sam was 5'9" 150 as a 7th grader. 

[RomaVicta 29,983]

Majik Rector is class of 2021

You don't doubt a talent evaluator like Jimbo Fisher, one of four five six five active coaches with a natty!

Aggies like to call them nattys because it sounds like they're familiar with them.

[TrashMaster G 17,590]

Just now, RomaVicta said:

Majik Rector is class of 2021

You don't doubt a talent evaluator like Jimbo Fisher, one of four five six five active coaches with a natty!

Aggies aggy like to call them nattys because it sounds like they're familiar with them they are toolbags without the self-awarenes required to realize when they sound like complete dumbasses.

fify

[ztejas 43,528]

2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Majik Rector is class of 2021

You don't doubt a talent evaluator like Jimbo Fisher, one of four five six five active coaches with a natty!

Aggies like to call them nattys because it sounds like they're familiar with them.

Ah. Didn't realize he was a soph. That makes it somewhat passable at least. Not the "top 25 player in the state" ranking, but the TexAgs Kroger 4-star seal of approval. 

[EZ$ 2,105]

Are we recruiting Major Reject?

[sushihorn 3,233]

6 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Majik Rector is class of 2021

You don't doubt a talent evaluator like Jimbo Fisher, one of four five six five active coaches with a natty!

Aggies like to call them nattys because it sounds like they're familiar with them.

When Tom Herman gets Texas to the CFP, aggy's answer will be a whole six pack of Natty Light.

Edited February 1, 2019 by sushihorn

[Hizzaz Mahdoud 194]

3 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

It's typically aggy that they mock the concerns of others whether college aged kids should be allowed to have firearms on campus, but completely ignore the dumbfuckery that is commonplace on their own campus.

From a couple of years ago (when you read this, remember that no one involved found it to be particularly odd at the time):

 

On October 5 a K.A. fraternity member brought his pet goat to the fraternity house and then shot it in the head with a 12 gauge shotgun in front of a group of pledges.

https://www.kbtx.com/home/headlines/Texas_AM_Greek_Life_Investigation_Reveals_Cases_of_Hazing_Goat_Shot_116450273.html

The way I heard it, he was told that the goat was actually a wildebeest, and when he found out it was just a plain old goat, he decided to put an end to fake gnus.

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

5 minutes ago, Hizzaz Mahdoud said:

he decided to put an end to fake gnus.

[ztejas 43,528]

9 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Are we recruiting Major Reject?

He had an unofficial visit last winter. So far has offers from Tech, ISU (the shitty one in Illinois), Bowling Green and Kansas. 

[Longboard Horn 40,454]

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

So his 40 times and weight are what caught your attention?!?

Dude's name is Rector, Majik. 

Majik...... Rector

I mean, are we sure we aren't be trolled by the Loochie Monster.

[Wishbone 4,777]

Looch hasn’t slept since January 1, and the last 10 days or so have exacerbated his condition. Couple that with the d-bag he is to begin with and it should surprise no one what comes out of that clown.

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

Is Hamm cooking ribs for the Super Duper party this weekend?  Hamm's ribs, Van Camp's beans microwaved to perfection, Dollar Tree bread, pickles, onions, and a big old glass of sweet tea.  Sunday station shit is lit.  

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

18 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Is Hamm cooking ribs for the Super Duper party this weekend?  Hamm's ribs, Van Camp's beans microwaved to perfection, Dollar Tree bread, pickles, onions, and a big old glass of sweet tea.  Sunday station shit is lit.  

I do not lie: this is the national drink of aggyland:

[Longhorn Fever 267]

On 1/31/2019 at 9:05 AM, Huckleberry said:

Nope, #5 in both polls.

Texas A&M, Texas Tech, and Northwestern are the only three power 5 schools not to finish in the top/final 4 in any of football, basketball, or baseball since WWII.

Yeah, sip, that was when A$M only admitted men's men. What about since A$M became co-ed and scholarship limits were put in place?

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, wait...

 

 

 

 

Since  the modern era began in 1984?

 

 

 

 

 

No, wait a minute. Frick!!!!!

[Willard the wildebeest 18]

1 hour ago, Hizzaz Mahdoud said:

The way I heard it, he was told that the goat was actually a wildebeest, and when he found out it was just a plain old goat, he decided to put an end to fake gnus.

Leave us out of this

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

They love the scholarship limit argument.  Those dumbfucks don't realize or understand that the SWC had scholarship limits in place in 1965.  Long before the NCAA did.  And they signed larger classes than us during DKR's run.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,920]

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I do not lie: this is the national drink of aggyland:

Chicken express is the best fried chicken, but their sweet tea is about 50% sugar.  My daughter loves that shit.

[Leanderman 2,276]

Second best drink. Jizz is number one, hands down.

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

2 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

They love the scholarship limit argument.  Those dumbfucks don't realize or understand that the SWC had scholarship limits in place in 1965.  Long before the NCAA did.  And they signed larger classes than us during DKR's run.

WE'S ALWAYS BEEN A BLUEBOOD TOP TIER PROGRAM UP THERE WITH ANYONE

but unlimited scholarships was unfair to smaller programs so nothing that happened back then counts til we had a level playing field!!!!

EXCEPT FOR OUR NATIONAL TITLES!!!!

[ztejas 43,528]

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

My daughter loves that shit.

Pics?

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,868]

15 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

WE'S ALWAYS BEEN A BLUEBOOD TOP TIER PROGRAM UP THERE WITH ANYONE

but unlimited scholarships was unfair to smaller programs so nothing that happened back then counts til we had a level playing field!!!!

EXCEPT FOR OUR NATIONAL TITLES!!!!

Unlimited scholarships in another aggy myth. SWC put in a limit of 115 in 1958 and according to Dave Campbell’s magazine  aggy was the SWC team the futhest over that number at the time. 

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

I do not lie: this is the national drink of aggyland:

Sweet tea is piss my dude.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

Just now, MrPhlegm said:

3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I do not lie: this is the national drink of aggyland:

Read more  

Sweet tea is piss my dude.

Yes. Diabetic piss. With a side of obesity and a dash of body odor.

[texaslong 678]

3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I do not lie: this is the national drink of aggyland:

Their Dublin Dr. Pepper used to be great.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

It's typically aggy that they mock the concerns of others whether college aged kids should be allowed to have firearms on campus, but completely ignore the dumbfuckery that is commonplace on their own campus.
From a couple of years ago (when you read this, remember that no one involved found it to be particularly odd at the time):

On October 5 a K.A. fraternity member brought his pet goat to the fraternity house and then shot it in the head with a 12 gauge shotgun in front of a group of pledges.
https://www.kbtx.com/home/headlines/Texas_AM_Greek_Life_Investigation_Reveals_Cases_of_Hazing_Goat_Shot_116450273.html

 
Frat aggy obviously a Steve Martin fan.

[Leanderman 2,276]

Was the goat in question raped before or after it was shot?

[Pato del Muerto 52,571]

2 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Was the goat in question raped before or after it was shot?

Yes and yes. 

[Wishbone 4,777]

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Yes and yes. 

Lulz!

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

4 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

My daughter loves that shit.

Does she take after her mom, perchance? And, if so, how old is she (asking for my sons)?

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

2 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

6 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I do not lie: this is the national drink of aggyland:

Read more  

Sweet tea is piss my dude.

First thing I learned when I moved to FL was to specify "unsweet tea". Phlegm knows of what he speaks.

Edited February 2, 2019 by Spawn of Cthulhu
grammatical tenses mixed up due to alcohol

[Longboard Horn 40,454]

Second best drink. Jizz is number one, hands down.

[TrashMaster G 17,590]

Sweet tea is shit. 

[TexMexBuddha 988]

have you ever "accidentally" hooked up a dorm sewage pipe to a storm drain?  to the tune of over a million gallons of sewage flowing into the campus golf course ponds? it only took aggy 8 months to notice there was an issue. think about that...
https://www.theeagle.com/news/a_m/texas-a-m-reports-sewage-discharge-from-campus-dorm-started/article_722c2198-4e56-11e8-997c-37b53e530858.html

Captured for posterity.

[WBT 20,655]

31 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

First thing I learned when I moved to FL was to specify "unsweet tea". Phlegm knows of what he speaks.

Shit is spreading like the plague.  Most places where you order tea now they ask you sweet or unsweet.  If I wanted sugar water I would have said so.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

The wife of the fat dude who lives next door once told us her special recipe for sweet tea: she puts in an extra 2 scoops of sugar. I felt like I’d better send that in to Hints From Heloise.

[BigHorn'13 3,386]

6 hours ago, Willard the wildebeest said:

Leave us out of this

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

First thing I learned when I moved to FL was to specify "unsweet tea". Phlegm knows of what he speaks.

Indeed. Being diabetic it is important to stress UN-SWEET.

I'll use my sugar calories another way thank you very much. Like Donut King donuts.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

[Pato del Muerto 52,571]

I once took a sip of someone’s sweet tea from chili’s. There had to be more sugar than water in it. 

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

And if you look at the label some of the premade ones us hfcs instead of cane sugar. Even worse.

[mr. sunshine 2,832]

You should try making your own sweet tea. That way you can add as much sugar as you want. But that might involve using a stove so this being surly never fucking mind

[BigHorn'13 3,386]

I drink about a gallon of decaffeinated Tetley Tea with some lemon juice and sweet and low a day. Grew up on it and love it because it's refreshing as fuck. Probably the whitest thing about me. 

Just throwing that out there since us T' sippers are talking about tea and all...

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

What service are people using for imaging hosting when posting pics these days? I have some stull I have been working that that I want to post, but since the switch I haven't gotten a clear answer which services works and which do not work on this platform. 

 

 

[The University 851]

23 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

What service are people using for imaging hosting when posting pics these days? I have some stull I have been working that that I want to post, but since the switch I haven't gotten a clear answer which services works and which do not work on this platform. 

imgbb works for me