Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Player 4576]

A&M literally just got a commitment from a kid named "Major Burns."
Where do I start?

Found his HUDL

imgur

[LTtxfan 49333]

Example of Jimbo's Past Recruiting ( "red flags")

 

 

Edited February 3, 2019 by LTtxfan

[Born Burnt 6182]

13 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

A&M literally just got a commitment from a kid named "Major Burns."

Where do I start?

I love this gem about him on TexFags:

"To me, a three star from Louisiana is a four star. Welcome aboard!!"

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3018820

 

[CfRhTxStBobcats 602]

33 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

A&M literally just got a commitment from a kid named "Major Burns."

Where do I start?

I believe Hawkeye and Pierce are on his high school team. Can only help with their recruitment.

[Cairn Horn88 8282]

44 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

A&M literally just got a commitment from a kid named "Major Burns."

Where do I start?

Udder butter?

[Orange&White 5531]

47 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

A&M literally just got a commitment from a kid named "Major Burns."

Where do I start?

I will remain 100% positive that this kid was named after Major Applewhite until it is proven other wise.

[sushihorn 3233]

aggy has a culture that virtually guarantees underperformance and tends towards outright failure.

Their self-absorption cripples their ability to see anything outside their little corner of the world.  Their narcissism prevents them from seeing their own shortcomings.  Their paranoia attributes their failures to outside forces.  The groupthink discourages any dissent against the "we're allsome" orthodoxy and silences any rational self-criticism that might lead to systematic improvement.

The whole thing is a recipe for failure and they never seem to change.

[CfRhTxStBobcats 602]

1 hour ago, Orange&White said:

I will remain 100% positive that this kid was named after Major Applewhite until it is proven other wise.

If he's like the rest of aggie dbs his nickname will be Major Burned.

[Axle Hongsnort 208]

Riiiiiight, they will threaten his family...

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

so now "Louisianimals" is meant as a term of affection

riiiiiight

[crimsonlonghorn 2306]

Not doubting that maybe there is a kid every now and then who wants to get out of the swamp, but my experience with "Cajun" recruiting is that they don't usually turn down offers from LSU because they want to stay close to home and LSU is the only P5 school in the state. They all want to go there. 

I don't think playing "super dirty" has much to do with it more than aggy wishcasting. 

Edited February 3, 2019 by crimsonlonghorn

[pacman 7369]

Every aggy "big brother" is dirty...is part of their mentality

[Modessit 5603]

Crowd shots during Tennessee/AM basketball game last night...that fan base actually still wears Cleveland Browns #12 jerseys.  

Not sure why they're wearing Colt McCoy jerseys, but okay. My wife bought me one as a surprise after he got drafted, but I've never worn it.  

 

 

 

[Modessit 5603]

A&M literally just got a commitment from a kid named "Major Burns."
Where do I start?

I think he was confused when he heard about all the Hot Lips he could experience in the Station.

[General Specific 3267]

I think he was confused when he heard about all the Hot Lips he could experience in the Station.

Maybe he likes Corp. Klinger!

[MrPhlegm 3413]

there wasn't an Aggie alive that would have said, admitted, or even implied Mack Brown "owned this state" at any point of his coaching career at Texas, but now that they have Jimbo, it makes him look better by comparison to imply he's finally overcome that darned t.u. advantage that no other Aggie coach before him ever could

Fuck off looch your act isnt working.

[THEHORN5561 2583]

Second time in two days.  Aggy couldn't make it one day without being told to fuck off again...

 

 

 

[THEHORN5561 2583]

[cochamps 1879]

12 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

there wasn't an Aggie alive that would have said, admitted, or even implied Mack Brown "owned this state" at any point of his coaching career at Texas, but now that they have Jimbo, it makes him look better by comparison to imply he's finally overcome that darned t.u. advantage that no other Aggie coach before him ever could

What advantage does this midget cuckold have over Texas?  The ability to beat Coach Herman?  Wut?

Edited February 4, 2019 by cochamps

[Hagbard Celine 10910]

On 2/2/2019 at 7:49 PM, Machinator said:

"Herman is entitled and hates that despite all his work, he still can't put aggy in it's place."

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

1 hour ago, THEHORN5561 said:

Second time in two days.  Aggy couldn't make it one day without being told to fuck off again...

 

 

 

Yeah! And he drives his brand new F250 to that job!

[TexasMan 10972]

Does this guy post here? Cause if not, he should.

 

 

 

 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Does this guy post here? Cause if not, he should.
 
 
 
 

Lulz, looch is a moron

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

6 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Does this guy post here? Cause if not, he should.

 

 

 

 

Wins against P5 teams last 10 years:

Texas - 60

aggy - 50

Head to head wins last 10 years:

Texas - 2

aggy - 1

[Valmy77 13271]

9 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Does this guy post here? Cause if not, he should.

 

 

 

 

If I was worried about what happened in the 1940s I would think A&M was actually good.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

13 hours ago, cochamps said:

What advantage does this midget cuckold have over Texas?  The ability to beat Coach Herman?  Wut?

try asking again, I don't have a fucking clue what you want to know here

[TrashMaster G 17590]

9 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Does this guy post here? Cause if not, he should.

 

 

 

 

[Scholz 11956]

"I'm not too worried about what happened over the past 80 straight years personally" - Looch

Fixed

Edited February 4, 2019 by Scholz

[Horn80 6131]

Delusional aggy is delusional.  And the sun still rises in the east.

[Tex Pete 20434]

10 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Does this guy post here? Cause if not, he should.

 

 

 

 

Just remember that Billy Liucci is a "recruiting reporter," not an aggy booster, guys!

[sushihorn 3233]

6 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Just remember that Billy Liucci is a "recruiting reporter," not an aggy booster, guys!

"Reporter"

[TreatyOak 16417]

 

[Leanderman 2276]

and a lot of other things.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

try asking again, I don't have a fucking clue what you want to know here

You dont have a fucking clue about anything looch.

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

 

2008 aggy - lost to #2 team, 2018 aggy - lost to #2 team

2009 aggy - lost to #2 team,  2019 - ?

tl,dr; advantage aggy

[Deej 76900]

2 hours ago, Horn80 said:

And the sun still rises in the east.

Advantage aggy. They're further east than those durn sips.

[sushihorn 3233]

3 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

2008 aggy - lost to #2 team, 2018 aggy - lost to #2 team

2009 aggy - lost to #2 team,  2019 - ?

tl,dr; advantage aggy

Sure.  But aggy lost to BOTH #1 and #2 this year.  You can see how much progress they've made...

[Hagbard Celine 10910]

1 minute ago, sushihorn said:

Sure.  But aggy lost to BOTH #1 and #2 this year.  You can see how much progress they've made...

They doubled their quality losses.  Stupid sip.

[RomaVicta 29988]

6 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Wins against P5 teams last 10 years:

Texas - 60

aggy - 50

Head to head wins last 10 years:

Texas - 2

aggy - 1

He meant the ten years since 2012, dumbass. That's when the relevant modern era of college football began and the playing field for A&M was finally leveled. No more unfair sip advantages in the BDF. Now aggy is a beloved brother in the SEC!

[sushihorn 3233]

10 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

They doubled their quality losses.  Stupid sip.

No doubt.  Advantage aggy.

[Modessit 5603]

Sure.  But aggy lost to BOTH #1 and #2 this year.  You can see how much progress they've made...

I'll bet they do it again. Consistent, donchano? And they'll probably improve with a loss to Top 10 Georgia and maybe even Top 10 LSU if LSU can recover from that early season loss in Week 2.

 

[SimkinsMan 4418]

Someone robbed Buzbee of millions of dollars in artwork and jewelry.

 

 

Edited February 4, 2019 by SimkinsMan

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

47 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

He meant the ten years since 2012, dumbass. That's when the relevant modern era of college football began and the playing field for A&M was finally leveled. No more unfair sip advantages in the BDF. Now aggy is a beloved brother in the SEC!

That's also when whatever happened to A&M became totally OK and fine with Aggies. Before, losing to the big name programs in the conference and watching them go play for and win national championships? HUGE FUCKING PROBLEM CHET. Now? Totally OK. 

 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

He meant the ten years since 2012, dumbass. That's when the relevant modern era of college football began and the playing field for A&M was finally leveled. No more unfair sip advantages in the BDF. Now aggy is a beloved brother in the SEC!

Beloved brother Fredo.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

1 minute ago, SimkinsMan said:

Someone robbed Buzbee of millions of dollars in artwork and jewelry.

 

 

thanks for.... telling Twitter? what are you, a fucking tween girl?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

That's also when whatever happened to A&M became totally OK and fine with Aggies. Before, losing to the big name programs in the conference and watching them go play for and win national championships? HUGE FUCKING PROBLEM CHET. Now? Totally OK. 
 

Whatever you say looch

[sushihorn 3233]

4 minutes ago, Modessit said:

1 hour ago, sushihorn said:

Sure.  But aggy lost to BOTH #1 and #2 this year.  You can see how much progress they've made...

I'll bet they do it again. Consistent, donchano? And they'll probably improve with a loss to Top 10 Georgia and maybe even Top 10 LSU if they can recover from that early season loss in Week 2.

It's one of the unfair advantages aggy gets from playing in the overrated SECSEC.  They get a lot more opportunities for quality losses to teams ranked in the top 10.

[Orange&White 5531]

14 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Someone robbed Buzbee of millions of dollars in artwork and jewelry.

 

 

That's the groundwork for the insurance scam that will pay the bag money for the 2020 recruits.

[Dennis Taylor 18854]

16 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Someone robbed Buzbee of millions of dollars in artwork and jewelry.

 

 

did his friend return??

https://www.mercurynews.com/2017/12/28/police-woman-ruined-300k-worth-of-art-on-date-with-lawyer/

 

 

Edited February 4, 2019 by Dennis Taylor

[InkaUtexas 26080]

17 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Someone robbed Buzbee of millions of dollars in artwork and jewelry.

 

 

Just station members of the Corps at his house. With a Tank.