Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Here’s the deal 114]

12 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

A Big XII coach?  How can he possibly transition to the big boy conference?

[sushihorn 3233]

1 hour ago, UTEX_ME said:

BDF assistant? lulz. Spin away aggy

Their SEC peak was hit with both their HC and OC from the Big XII.  If they can rationalize that, this will be no trouble at all.

[Jkwellborn 6724]

Summon never coached in the big 12.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

1 hour ago, sushihorn said:

Their SEC peak was hit with both their HC and OC from the Big XII.  If they can rationalize that, this will be no trouble at all.

They’ve never admitted their best SEC team was built by Mike Sherman for Big 12 play and never will. 

Edited February 9, 2019 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[texaslong 678]

2 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

They’ve never admitted their best SEC team was built by Mike Sherman for Big 12 play and never will. 

This! They lost to Florida and LSU by a combined 8 points that year. I remember right after their first game of the season against Florida, Chris Lowe (SEC ESPN guy) was on the sideline. He said A&M has a long way to go before they can compete in the SEC. He was making the statement that even though they only lost by 5 you could tell the SEC was going beat the shit out of them that year. Since then they've recruited "SEC" guys and haven't even come close to the results thier Big 12 team delivered that season. 

Edited February 9, 2019 by texaslong

[Whatever 700]

I thought aggy followed BAAAP accounting

Underrated quip here.

[Whatever 700]

It's just aggy being aggy.  The truth isn't kind to them, so they have to make things up. 

Yeah trying to argue with aggy will make you clinically insane...like doing acid 7 times does. They're not worth our time and energy, other than the comedy.

[Longboard Horn 40432]

Someone hacked the aggy President's page 

Note: this is old, but still gold

[sushihorn 3233]

2 hours ago, Whatever said:

On 2/6/2019 at 7:47 AM, Focht Up said:

It's just aggy being aggy.  The truth isn't kind to them, so they have to make things up. 

Yeah trying to argue with aggy will make you clinically insane...like doing acid 7 times does. They're not worth our time and energy, other than the comedy.

Some people like Being John Malkovich. 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

18 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

9-3 was enough for a spot in the Big 12 Championship

one, the '3' wasn't in Big 12 play, so it's irrelevant. 

two, though I am not arguing this is the case, the record of a participant in a conference title game doesn't indicate the quality of league play definitively one way or the other. a weak or top-heavy conference could have an unbeaten team playing a once-beaten team. a strong conference could have a three-way tie for the title with two losses

but ultimately i am glad that our mere title game appearance (along with having a recruiting class ranked ahead of theirs) has them tied in knots because it presages a lot of fun when the program advances and we win conference and then national titles

[TexasMan 10965]

 

 "But the Big 12 was as weak as it usually is this season, and 9-3 was enough for a spot in the Big 12 Championship" 

 

 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Someone hacked the aggy President's page 
Note: this is old, but still gold

That's not hacked. Loftin has TWO degrees from Rice. That is part of Rice and Loftin's plan to humiliate aggy forever to avenge The Siege of South Main. Sending aggy to Detroit Detroit Detroit is the second part.
That's not hacked. Loftin has TWO degrees from Rice. That is part of Rice and Loftin's plan to humiliate aggy forever to avenge The Siege of South Main. Sending aggy to Detroit Detroit Detroit is the second part. imgur>

[SHOOTER12 8819]

19 hours ago, hookem48 said:

so is this bachelor party at a sheep farm or what?

At any rate he should prepare his anus.

[LTtxfan 49332]

Just saw this "Where are they Now? " former aggy QBs

https://www.goodbullhunting.com/2019/1/11/18178471/departed-texas-am-aggie-qbs-where-are-they-now-transfer-decommit-kyler-murray-tate-martell

Edited February 9, 2019 by LTtxfan

[TexasMan 10965]

1:22:20-1:24:20

Your typical slack jawed texags poster calls in to the Matt Thomas show (Houston) and tries to brag about aggy and the SEC at the NFL combine and put down the Big 12 and the Horns, but he stumbles and bumbles all the way through it, making it hilariously awkward. 

 

http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16991507/mtshow_020819.mp3

 

[atomheartbevo 89778]

23 hours ago, Whatever said:

On 2/6/2019 at 7:47 AM, Focht Up said:

It's just aggy being aggy.  The truth isn't kind to them, so they have to make things up. 

Yeah trying to argue with aggy will make you clinically insane...like doing acid 7 times does. They're not worth our time and energy, other than the comedy.

They’ll never understand that they have about as much of a chance at winning the SEC as Marlee Marlin going toe-to-toe with William Hurt or Natalie Wood going toe-to-toe with Robert Wagoner. 

[MAUFRAIS 6633]

Those are some topical ass references.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Hmmm... Yes, that does seem topical.

[Cairn Horn88 8280]

 

WOOD 

[markstanco 12586]

Way to go out on a limb and take one for the team.

[Armybrat 40874]

Well, the memory should stick with him.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie

Why doesn't Natalie Wood like to take a shower on her boat? She prefers to wash up ashore.

Sorry if too soon.

[CfRhTxStBobcats 602]

I think over 35  years is adequate. I'm sure more than several on surly had to Google Natalie Wood.

[Cairn Horn88 8280]

Let me entertain you
Let me make you smile
Let me do a few tricks
Some old and then some new tricks
I'm very versatile

And if you're real good
I'll make you feel good
I'd want your spirit to climb
So let me entertain you
We'll have a real good time
Yes sir
We'll have
A real good time

 

Gypsy Rose Lee

[LTtxfan 49332]

Siap...... aggy did best of the 3 sec teams.  ACC vs SEC will be big topic on new ACC Network in the fall.

 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Stats are for losers.

[RomaVicta 29968]

On 2/8/2019 at 12:32 PM, Bill Lumbergh said:

Number of times aggy won 9 games or more in their 16 years in the weak big twelve: 4

Typical sip ignorance. The BDF was tougher because A&M was in it, so, of course, A&M's record was affected.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Typical sip ignorance. The BDF was tougher because A&M was in it, so, of course, A&M's record was affected.

[Big Frog II 511]

There are three Power 5 schools that have not finished in the top 4 of either football, men's basketball, or baseball since WWII.

They are:

Northwestern

Texas Tech

Texas A&M

[Scholz 11956]

This picture.  Every GD time.

 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I'm thinking aggy only wishes they were in the same class as Private Pyle.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

This picture.  Every GD time.
 

Every Greg Davis time?

[texasstrong12 4668]

Who sent this to Gerry? 

 

[texasstrong12 4668]

 

[Magus Ossis 2833]

Yeah 5th in coaches, tied for 5th in AP. Not in top 4.

[TexasMan 10965]

LMAO

Lies and deceit: an aggy tradition unlike any other

[closetojumping 62785]

Nice organic work there, Gerry. hahahahahhaha. I love it. 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Has  aggy puffed their chest about having more players than tx in the aaf ?  

I noticed when scrolling through the San Antonio roster 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21920]

 

If you look at his twitter feed, he is claiming that because the NCAA made Notre Dame vacate their wins for 2012 that means aggy moves above them in the final poll and thus finished 4th and not 5th.

[Tex Pete 20430]

Sure. Except they didn’t. That’s not how it works. Vince also didn’t win the 2005 Heisman. 

[Chad 1728]

 

[Leanderman 2276]

"2012 the Aggies finished in the top 4 in football. Also track is bigger than baseball. " 

Hey last I heard baseball was America's past time? 

[Go Pokes 979]

He shouldn’t have said ANY poll. It’s the AP or coaches poll. aggy is the king of digging up some obscure poll from the past and claiming it’s proof of their greatness. Someone should correct him.

[TrashMaster G 17588]

Track is bigger than baseball?  What a fucking moron.

Yeah, I know.  aggy.

[Jersey Man10 3539]

 

Damn that was funny as fuck.

[markstanco 12586]

"2012 the Aggies finished in the top 4 in football. Also track is bigger than baseball. " 
Hey last I heard baseball was America's past time? 

Football, basketball, and track are the big three in college!!

[Jkwellborn 6724]

Track is bigger than baseball?  What a fucking moron.
Yeah, I know.  aggy.

Maybe in the Olympic. Or Jamaica.

[texasstrong12 4668]

In reference to Go Pokes above. I'm crying at how desperate they are. It kills them that they are this irrelevant. 

Edited February 12, 2019 by texasstrong12

[utee94 15852]

Sagarin is not a poll.