Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Steel Shank 9,429]

Goddamit, all this damn lifeline talk, made me go dig out one of my high school mixtapes to track down this gem...  KLOL forever, fuckers!
 

"...fuckers."?

Why I oughta....

[TrashMaster G 17,577]

OGAG07 - The original internet tough guy.

[Valmy77 13,250]

Ok so everybody is for it. Watch it still not happen.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Ok so everybody is for it. Watch it still not happen.

aggy skeered. sec skeered.

[Jkwellborn 6,713]

Ok so everybody is for it. Watch it still not happen.

Aggy brass isn’t for it. Sec won’t let it happen either. Which cupcake would they remove from the schedule? Where would they borrow the money to buyout the game?

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

35 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Riveting. I could read that again, 27 times. Or maybe just 25.

[THEHORN5561 2,583]

 

 

 

[cochamps 1,879]

On 2/19/2019 at 7:22 AM, sushihorn said:

If lack of conscience were a necessary and sufficient condition, every team in the SEC (except Vandy) would play for the NC every year.

Fortunately they have a lack of brains as well as a lack of conscience.  This is the primary reason that they keep fucking up.  I don’t see a real change coming here, although I suppose it is possible.

[Tex Pete 20,407]

3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

You just can't pick and choose a period of time to make you look dominant.

Sounds like you and Will Rogers never met an aggy. 

[kopp0e 1,135]

1 hour ago, THEHORN5561 said:

 

 

 

1939..? 

[sushihorn 3,233]

1 hour ago, THEHORN5561 said:

 

 

 

Just goes to show that you can't buy class or status - not even if you spend $75 million (plus whatever they paid for Rumlin's buyout).

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Fortunately they have a lack of brains as well as a lack of conscience.  This is the primary reason that they keep fucking up.  I don’t see a real change coming here, although I suppose it is possible.

Change?

Diaper?

[Modessit 5,603]

 
 
 

Ask to see that trophy in their Hall of Air. Or maybe just the plaque that says 20__

[Wishbone 4,763]

2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Aggy brass isn’t for it. Sec won’t let it happen either. Which cupcake would they remove from the schedule? Where would they borrow the money to buyout the game?

Pretty sure Jimbo’s agreement (did he ever sign his contract) has a non-Herman ass whipping clause.

[cochamps 1,879]

7 hours ago, sushihorn said:

Just goes to show that you can't buy class or status - not even if you spend $75 million (plus whatever they paid for Rumlin's buyout).

An extra $10M to buy out Rumlin.  So $85M plus whatever extra amounts they are paying the assistants.

Edited February 23, 2019 by cochamps

[sushihorn 3,233]

51 minutes ago, cochamps said:

An extra $10M to buy out Rumlin.  So $85M plus whatever extra amounts they are paying the assistants.

Since aggy thinks past is prologue, they paid that for a guy who already proved he could lose to Tom Herman even with a huge talent advantage in his favor.

Edited February 23, 2019 by sushihorn

[Txsbigeasy1 280]

 

[sushihorn 3,233]

Just now, Txsbigeasy1 said:

 

"Ah jist caint quit yew."

Awesome!

[Cairn Horn88 8,277]

This is why aTm is insufferable, yall get built up every year when yall are beating up rent a wins, and then like a southland conference fan base start beating yalls chest’s to get attention for winning games yall are supposed to, like little brothers do, then the inevitable happens, yall start to choke and lose games when the competition gets harder. This is why I hate Texas A&M and their childish traditions.

LSU poster on secrant gets it!

 

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

12 hours ago, Machinator said:

OG AG sounds like a bad ass.  I bet he has a lot of sheep skins on the wall from back in the day.

[sushihorn 3,233]

18 minutes ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

OG AG sounds like a bad ass.  I bet he has a lot of sheep skins on the wall from back in the day.

At that place OG probably stands for Ovine Gangsta.

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

13 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Aggy brass isn’t for it. Sec won’t let it happen either. Which cupcake would they remove from the schedule? Where would they borrow the money to buyout the game?

No one in any decision-making capacity or at A&M, or position of influence, wants the game played again. Until they actually win something of consequence, and we're going on 80 years of waiting there, they are currently already in the best possible position for that program. They never have to play the actual program they measure themselves against and they're no longer in the same conference, so even if they have an equivalent or slightly worse record, they can claim to have the better team. They never have to back up any of their bullshit. 

In the SWC and Big 12, the cycle was the same every year. Our recruits are better! Our coaches are better! Our roster is better! Our team is better! Then, in most years, we'd beat them in November, and the response was Y'all was lucky! That don't prove nothin! Classless sips, our fans are better! Our facilities, they's better! Our band is better! Our school is bigger! No one who could choose between the two would pick Texas cause we's better in every way so Y'ALLS CHEATIN! Leading into February, and back into our recruits are better! Our coaches are better! Our roster is better! Our team is better!

Now that they're in the SEC, that ridiculous fantasy never gets punctured by the reality of losing on the field. They get to spout off their ridiculous bullshit all year long with no interruption. Why would they want to play us? They already think they have bragging rights. They certainly already act like it. If you really thought a supermodel wanted to suck your dick, and you were legitimately happy telling everyone "oh yeah, she wants to suck my dick" and no amount of ridicule from other people could dissuade you from the absolute certainty that a supermodel you've never met would go to bed with you, why would you go to any effort to actually meet her and try to fuck her?

That is the Aggie existence in a nutshell. They are literally, legitimately happier not having to ACTUALLY PLAY US as part of the rivalry, because now they never had to live with the fulfillment of the universal Aggie suspicion that they're objectively inferior to Texas. They are literally happier because now they can run their mouths and there's no on-field "scoreboard" to shut them up. And best of all, they've got the Fake News axis of evil of Texags.com, Texas A&M's actual outbound communications department(s), and Aggie Twitter to convince them that ANY affront to their hope of superiority is in fact illegitimate and untrue. 

Basically, for the tl dr crowd, any Aggie that actually cares about football and Texas A&M University is fucking crazy, can't be reasoned with, and shouldn't be allowed in your home. Fuck every one of them. 

[Born Burnt 6,182]

10 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

No one in any decision-making capacity or at A&M, or position of influence, wants the game played again. Until they actually win something of consequence, and we're going on 80 years of waiting there, they are currently already in the best possible position for that program. They never have to play the actual program they measure themselves against and they're no longer in the same conference, so even if they have an equivalent or slightly worse record, they can claim to have the better team. They never have to back up any of their bullshit. 

In the SWC and Big 12, the cycle was the same every year. Our recruits are better! Our coaches are better! Our roster is better! Our team is better! Then, in most years, we'd beat them in November, and the response was Y'all was lucky! That don't prove nothin! Classless sips, our fans are better! Our facilities, they's better! Our band is better! Our school is bigger! No one who could choose between the two would pick Texas cause we's better in every way so Y'ALLS CHEATIN! Leading into February, and back into our recruits are better! Our coaches are better! Our roster is better! Our team is better!

Now that they're in the SEC, that ridiculous fantasy never gets punctured by the reality of losing on the field. They get to spout off their ridiculous bullshit all year long with no interruption. Why would they want to play us? They already think they have bragging rights. They certainly already act like it. If you really thought a supermodel wanted to suck your dick, and you were legitimately happy telling everyone "oh yeah, she wants to suck my dick" and no amount of ridicule from other people could dissuade you from the absolute certainty that a supermodel you've never met would go to bed with you, why would you go to any effort to actually meet her and try to fuck her?

That is the Aggie existence in a nutshell. They are literally, legitimately happier not having to ACTUALLY PLAY US as part of the rivalry, because now they never had to live with the fulfillment of the universal Aggie suspicion that they're objectively inferior to Texas. They are literally happier because now they can run their mouths and there's no on-field "scoreboard" to shut them up. And best of all, they've got the Fake News axis of evil of Texags.com, Texas A&M's actual outbound communications department(s), and Aggie Twitter to convince them that ANY affront to their hope of superiority is in fact illegitimate and untrue. 

Basically, for the tl dr crowd, any Aggie that actually cares about football and Texas A&M University is fucking crazy, can't be reasoned with, and shouldn't be allowed in your home. Fuck every one of them. 

[texaslong 678]

15 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

No one in any decision-making capacity or at A&M, or position of influence, wants the game played again. Until they actually win something of consequence, and we're going on 80 years of waiting there, they are currently already in the best possible position for that program. They never have to play the actual program they measure themselves against and they're no longer in the same conference, so even if they have an equivalent or slightly worse record, they can claim to have the better team. They never have to back up any of their bullshit. 

In the SWC and Big 12, the cycle was the same every year. Our recruits are better! Our coaches are better! Our roster is better! Our team is better! Then, in most years, we'd beat them in November, and the response was Y'all was lucky! That don't prove nothin! Classless sips, our fans are better! Our facilities, they's better! Our band is better! Our school is bigger! No one who could choose between the two would pick Texas cause we's better in every way so Y'ALLS CHEATIN! Leading into February, and back into our recruits are better! Our coaches are better! Our roster is better! Our team is better!

Now that they're in the SEC, that ridiculous fantasy never gets punctured by the reality of losing on the field. They get to spout off their ridiculous bullshit all year long with no interruption. Why would they want to play us? They already think they have bragging rights. They certainly already act like it. If you really thought a supermodel wanted to suck your dick, and you were legitimately happy telling everyone "oh yeah, she wants to suck my dick" and no amount of ridicule from other people could dissuade you from the absolute certainty that a supermodel you've never met would go to bed with you, why would you go to any effort to actually meet her and try to fuck her?

That is the Aggie existence in a nutshell. They are literally, legitimately happier not having to ACTUALLY PLAY US as part of the rivalry, because now they never had to live with the fulfillment of the universal Aggie suspicion that they're objectively inferior to Texas. They are literally happier because now they can run their mouths and there's no on-field "scoreboard" to shut them up. And best of all, they've got the Fake News axis of evil of Texags.com, Texas A&M's actual outbound communications department(s), and Aggie Twitter to convince them that ANY affront to their hope of superiority is in fact illegitimate and untrue. 

Basically, for the tl dr crowd, any Aggie that actually cares about football and Texas A&M University is fucking crazy, can't be reasoned with, and shouldn't be allowed in your home. Fuck every one of them. 

[elfenix 34,330]

1 hour ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

OG AG sounds like a bad ass.  I bet he has a lot of sheep skins on the wall from back in the day.

[Pato del Muerto 52,532]

29 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

No one in any decision-making capacity or at A&M, or position of influence, wants the game played again. Until they actually win something of consequence, and we're going on 80 years of waiting there, they are currently already in the best possible position for that program. They never have to play the actual program they measure themselves against and they're no longer in the same conference, so even if they have an equivalent or slightly worse record, they can claim to have the better team. They never have to back up any of their bullshit. 

In the SWC and Big 12, the cycle was the same every year. Our recruits are better! Our coaches are better! Our roster is better! Our team is better! Then, in most years, we'd beat them in November, and the response was Y'all was lucky! That don't prove nothin! Classless sips, our fans are better! Our facilities, they's better! Our band is better! Our school is bigger! No one who could choose between the two would pick Texas cause we's better in every way so Y'ALLS CHEATIN! Leading into February, and back into our recruits are better! Our coaches are better! Our roster is better! Our team is better!

Now that they're in the SEC, that ridiculous fantasy never gets punctured by the reality of losing on the field. They get to spout off their ridiculous bullshit all year long with no interruption. Why would they want to play us? They already think they have bragging rights. They certainly already act like it. If you really thought a supermodel wanted to suck your dick, and you were legitimately happy telling everyone "oh yeah, she wants to suck my dick" and no amount of ridicule from other people could dissuade you from the absolute certainty that a supermodel you've never met would go to bed with you, why would you go to any effort to actually meet her and try to fuck her?

That is the Aggie existence in a nutshell. They are literally, legitimately happier not having to ACTUALLY PLAY US as part of the rivalry, because now they never had to live with the fulfillment of the universal Aggie suspicion that they're objectively inferior to Texas. They are literally happier because now they can run their mouths and there's no on-field "scoreboard" to shut them up. And best of all, they've got the Fake News axis of evil of Texags.com, Texas A&M's actual outbound communications department(s), and Aggie Twitter to convince them that ANY affront to their hope of superiority is in fact illegitimate and untrue. 

Basically, for the tl dr crowd, any Aggie that actually cares about football and Texas A&M University is fucking crazy, can't be reasoned with, and shouldn't be allowed in your home. Fuck every one of them. 

Let me sum this up for you using a few less words. 

Without data, opinions become facts. 

[mininghorn88 2,294]

47 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

No one in any decision-making capacity or at A&M, or position of influence, wants the game played again. Until they actually win something of consequence, and we're going on 80 years of waiting there, they are currently already in the best possible position for that program. They never have to play the actual program they measure themselves against and they're no longer in the same conference, so even if they have an equivalent or slightly worse record, they can claim to have the better team. They never have to back up any of their bullshit. 

In the SWC and Big 12, the cycle was the same every year. Our recruits are better! Our coaches are better! Our roster is better! Our team is better! Then, in most years, we'd beat them in November, and the response was Y'all was lucky! That don't prove nothin! Classless sips, our fans are better! Our facilities, they's better! Our band is better! Our school is bigger! No one who could choose between the two would pick Texas cause we's better in every way so Y'ALLS CHEATIN! Leading into February, and back into our recruits are better! Our coaches are better! Our roster is better! Our team is better!

Now that they're in the SEC, that ridiculous fantasy never gets punctured by the reality of losing on the field. They get to spout off their ridiculous bullshit all year long with no interruption. Why would they want to play us? They already think they have bragging rights. They certainly already act like it. If you really thought a supermodel wanted to suck your dick, and you were legitimately happy telling everyone "oh yeah, she wants to suck my dick" and no amount of ridicule from other people could dissuade you from the absolute certainty that a supermodel you've never met would go to bed with you, why would you go to any effort to actually meet her and try to fuck her?

That is the Aggie existence in a nutshell. They are literally, legitimately happier not having to ACTUALLY PLAY US as part of the rivalry, because now they never had to live with the fulfillment of the universal Aggie suspicion that they're objectively inferior to Texas. They are literally happier because now they can run their mouths and there's no on-field "scoreboard" to shut them up. And best of all, they've got the Fake News axis of evil of Texags.com, Texas A&M's actual outbound communications department(s), and Aggie Twitter to convince them that ANY affront to their hope of superiority is in fact illegitimate and untrue. 

Basically, for the tl dr crowd, any Aggie that actually cares about football and Texas A&M University is fucking crazy, can't be reasoned with, and shouldn't be allowed in your home. Fuck every one of them. 

Words. So many of them.... but all true.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

This is why aTm is insufferable, yall get built up every year when yall are beating up rent a wins, and then like a southland conference fan base start beating yalls chest’s to get attention for winning games yall are supposed to, like little brothers do, then the inevitable happens, yall start to choke and lose games when the competition gets harder. This is why I hate Texas A&M and their childish traditions.
LSU poster on secrant gets it!
 

Whatever aggy boy.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

No one in any decision-making capacity or at A&M, or position of influence, wants the game played again. Until they actually win something of consequence, and we're going on 80 years of waiting there, they are currently already in the best possible position for that program. They never have to play the actual program they measure themselves against and they're no longer in the same conference, so even if they have an equivalent or slightly worse record, they can claim to have the better team. They never have to back up any of their bullshit. 
In the SWC and Big 12, the cycle was the same every year. Our recruits are better! Our coaches are better! Our roster is better! Our team is better! Then, in most years, we'd beat them in November, and the response was Y'all was lucky! That don't prove nothin! Classless sips, our fans are better! Our facilities, they's better! Our band is better! Our school is bigger! No one who could choose between the two would pick Texas cause we's better in every way so Y'ALLS CHEATIN! Leading into February, and back into our recruits are better! Our coaches are better! Our roster is better! Our team is better!
Now that they're in the SEC, that ridiculous fantasy never gets punctured by the reality of losing on the field. They get to spout off their ridiculous bullshit all year long with no interruption. Why would they want to play us? They already think they have bragging rights. They certainly already act like it. If you really thought a supermodel wanted to suck your dick, and you were legitimately happy telling everyone "oh yeah, she wants to suck my dick" and no amount of ridicule from other people could dissuade you from the absolute certainty that a supermodel you've never met would go to bed with you, why would you go to any effort to actually meet her and try to fuck her?

That is the Aggie existence in a nutshell. They are literally, legitimately happier not having to ACTUALLY PLAY US as part of the rivalry, because now they never had to live with the fulfillment of the universal Aggie suspicion that they're objectively inferior to Texas. They are literally happier because now they can run their mouths and there's no on-field "scoreboard" to shut them up. And best of all, they've got the Fake News axis of evil of Texags.com, Texas A&M's actual outbound communications department(s), and Aggie Twitter to convince them that ANY affront to their hope of superiority is in fact illegitimate and untrue. 
Basically, for the tl dr crowd, any Aggie that actually cares about football and Texas A&M University is fucking crazy, can't be reasoned with, and shouldn't be allowed in your home. Fuck every one of them. 

Very confusing drivelatious mish mash. Ewe tawlk about atm then you tawlk about NMSU. WTF? Brown acid is bad, lay off of it, aggy boy.

[Cairn Horn88 8,277]

Well, guess it’s time for the secsec to fund the academics for aggy.  since aggy is doubling their enrollment to get more grads, who can contribute to the athletic side of the school, then begging the legislature for equal funding, it’s simply time to remove aggy from the puf funding altogether.  Not-so Sharp states aggy will never commit to play Texas without equal funding.  So, cut off aggy.  Sounds like part of their 100 year decision all along.  Fuck’m.

[Tex Pete 20,407]

1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

they can run their mouths and there's no on-field "scoreboard" to shut them up.

You’re missing the fact that on-field scoreboard never did shut them up. They have always run their mouths all the time for any reason.

There is no reason to play them. Ever. 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

There is quite literally nothing to be gained from playing aggy. Nothing. Not one single, solitary thing. The value of a win over aggy is no greater than the value of a win over Rice. At all. And the  cost in irritation, vaccinations, and earplugs is just too high.

[markstanco 12,586]

There is no reason to play them. Ever. 

Years ago Arkansas stated they wont play arkie state. There is no benefit with a win, and a loss would be catastrophic.

Texas football is in a similar situation with aggy. A loss is a lot bigger than a win.

[ButtFumble 5,180]

6 hours ago, cochamps said:

An extra $10M to buy out Rumlin.  So $85M plus whatever extra amounts they are paying the assistants.

plus probably $5 million or more of buyouts for Rummy's staff because they were having to bribe Chief and NoZone and others with long term deals to come coach with hot seat Rummy

 

[jet black 235]

Took my two boys to get haircuts today. As were checking out some old fat guy waiting asked my 6 year old if he was going to be an Aggy. Cooper just shook his head no at the bastard (I gave him a fist bump on the way out). Aggys are so weird.

[Bullneck 19,185]

On 2/22/2019 at 2:24 PM, TexasMan said:

1:41:00 -  1:48:00 Gabe and Looch talk about Lincoln Riley's comments about the SEC, so they naturally go all secsecsec, downplay any of his or the Big 12's accomplishments, and say OU is is jealous of aggy because they got out from underneath UT's thumb. 

 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/OpEbwUNTMWc/0112694-ifpw.mp3

 

Did you listen to this whole thing?

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

You’re missing the fact that on-field scoreboard never did shut them up.

I don't really think I am. There is nothing you can say, walking out of a stadium, having been beaten. And now Aggies never have to try.

Good riddance, in my opinion, but you are being silly if you don't think there's a difference between Aggies when they were absorbing yearly beatings from us and had to find ways to avoid acknowledging it, and Aggie now.

Edited February 23, 2019 by SwanderedTalent

[Cairn Horn88 8,277]

aggy acts like a poor little orphan who just got adopted by the Rockefellers.  Look at us, look at us...we rich,   How do you like my new clothes?
 

 

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

You move to better neighborhoods and you will have a lot less aggy to deal with.  

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

You move to better neighborhoods and you will have a lot less aggy to deal with.  

That's certainly my plan. Even so, I still don't want to play those mouthbreathers. From 1,200 miles away, they will still be annoying as hell.

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

3 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

That's certainly my plan. Even so, I still don't want to play those mouthbreathers. From 1,200 miles away, they will still be annoying as hell.

You have the patience of Job.  

[maninblack 7,974]

[skeeter 454]

10 minutes ago, maninblack said:

... in “meat” gazing.

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

30 minutes ago, maninblack said:

 

Myles Garrett never won a NC @ A&M.

-Katfid

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

45 minutes ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

 

Myles Garrett never won a NC @ A&M.

-Katfid

How anyone could not recognize George Washington Carver when they see him astounds me.

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggy acts like a poor little orphan who just got adopted by the Rockefellers.  Look at us, look at us...we rich,   How do you like my new clothes?
 

 

Tomorrow, tomorrow, there's always tomorrow.  1939 is only a year away.  

[campcrunk 2,503]

5 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

You’re missing the fact that on-field scoreboard never did shut them up. They have always run their mouths all the time for any reason.

There is no reason to play them. Ever. 

This is correct. Throughout the 76 losses in 118 tries, aggy has basically only shut up twice - and even then, it was for like a total of 8 seconds each time. The first was right after 4th and 5:

The second was this:

After those 8 seconds were up, it was right back to "y'all's losin y'all's whole secondary," "Radio's knee wuz day-own;" "that weren't no pers-uh-null fow-ull," and so on. If we were to play aggy, they'd go right back to losing 70% (or more) of the games with a built in excuse - "We wuz beat up from playin a tuff Ess-Ee-See sked-yul. Y'all don't play no real football in that there BDF."

 

We should never play them again. Ever.

Edited February 24, 2019 by campcrunk
Added .gif for 4th and 5

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

You’re missing the fact that on-field scoreboard never did shut them up. They have always run their mouths all the time for any reason.
There is no reason to play them. Ever. 

Being aggy swanny know this.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

I don't really think I am. There is nothing you can say, walking out of a stadium, having been beaten. And now Aggies never have to try.
Good riddance, in my opinion, but you are being silly if you don't think there's a difference between Aggies when they were absorbing yearly beatings from us and had to find ways to avoid acknowledging it, and Aggie now.

Come on aggy boy your lame act IS NOT WORKING.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

That's certainly my plan. Even so, I still don't want to play those mouthbreathers. From 1,200 miles away, they will still be annoying as hell.

Truf.