Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Pato del Muerto 52672]

1 hour ago, sdm said:

I have no fucking idea either but the lead dog is a bit rude.

Rude dog?

[DigglerontheHoof 21263]

I have the weirdest Soviet boner right now...

[Leanderman 2279]

What the gomers fail to realize is once they joined the mighty $EC it opened the floodgates for other $EC Team to enter Texas and recruit. 

[The University 851]

9 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

I have no fucking idea what the fuck is going on in this video but OU sucks.
 

tamu-sverdlovsk oblast

[Leanderman 2279]

Gomers finally getting cheer leaders?

[Hizzaz Mahdoud 194]

Is it wrong of me to want the tall one in the middle of the front row to beat me up a little? And maybe help me move a couch?

[Leanderman 2279]

Half time at the basket ball game in cuck station?

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

10 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

I have no fucking idea what the fuck is going on in this video but OU sucks.
 

 

Come and keep your comrade warm

[RomaVicta 30048]

10 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

I have no fucking idea what the fuck is going on in this video but OU sucks.
 

 

3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I have the weirdest Soviet boner right now...

Is there a video of the swimsuit competition, or was this it?

[Tex Long 4490]

20 hours ago, Deej said:

Same aggy math that causes their structures to collapse on a frequent basis.

Be fair, the famed collapse had nothing to do with maths: the previous years' faculty adviser, a Civil Engineering prof, had departed (for CSU, I believe) and the new crew ignored the construction manual he had created, and failed to tie the layers together.

So... not innumeracy, just stupidity. 

 

Oh, and comrade in middle front row for me, too.

[Tex Long 4490]

Uh-oh... hit submit button and it blinked but hasnn't shown posting just yet... another double post coming up?

Yup...

Edited February 25, 2019 by Tex Long

[NeverMarryAStripper 21999]

I’d take the short one shouting out the commands. I like to be bossed around

 

[Deej 77006]

4 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Be fair, the famed collapse had nothing to do with maths: the previous years' faculty adviser, a Civil Engineering prof, had departed (for CSU, I believe) and the new crew ignored the construction manual he had created, and failed to tie the layers together.

So... not innumeracy, just stupidity. 

 

Oh, and comrade in middle front row for me, too.

That isn't the only structure they've had collapse. Partial collapse of basketball arena, equestrian center, upper deck of the endzone expansion almost came down to "Sandstorm"...the list goes on. 

[Cairn Horn88 8290]

2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

What the gomers fail to realize is once they joined the mighty $EC it opened the floodgates for other $EC Team to enter Texas and recruit. 

They don’t care.  Figured it would hurt Texas more and help them.  They figured wrong.....as usual.

[Tex Long 4490]

2 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I’d take the short one shouting out the commands. I like to be bossed around

 

Mos' def. In fairness, the group does not show many x's at all... if any.

[Cairn Horn88 8290]

On 2/24/2019 at 2:55 AM, Longboard Horn said:

I hear aggy has a growing sheep problem.  They have been trying to count them,  but keep falling asleep.

[Cairn Horn88 8290]

On 2/24/2019 at 3:02 AM, Longboard Horn said:

 

 

Georgia says “hey”!

[Pato del Muerto 52672]

1 hour ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

 

Come and keep your comrade warm

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

That isn't the only structure they've had collapse. Partial collapse of basketball arena, equestrian center, upper deck of the endzone expansion almost came down to "Sandstorm"...the list goes on. 

the stack itself fell over in 1994, possibly under the weight of repeated NCAA violations

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

where they went wrong was when they rebuilt it

[TexasMan 10992]

1:42:15 Gabe and Looch talk about some online list that has LSU @ Texas #1 most intriguing game next season and how "that team gets so much credit for things they don't do(??)" but then praise that aggy has 2 games in the top 10. (yes this is convoluted but these are slacked jawed aggy that we're talking about)

1:52:00 they talk about th e ESPN FPI not having "that team that thinks they're back" isn't ranked on it, so they go in on that to make themselves feel better. 

 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/EqdKWcX7g1g/0112809-ifis.mp3

 

[Dennis Taylor 18894]

5 minutes ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

 

I never noticed Johnny Hardhat with the fist pump at about :15 or so as if he wasn't sure what was going to happen...

and where is the video of those dipshits scurrying away from the podium as the dust cloud closes in on them ...it is absolutely hysterical...aggy summed up perfectly   

[Leanderman 2279]

I bet they masturbated each other after the pod cast. 

[C-Man 27293]

7 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

I bet they masturbated each other after the pod cast. 

It's just kids stuff.

[sushihorn 3233]

28 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

1:42:15 Gabe and Looch talk about some online list that has LSU @ Texas #1 most intriguing game next season and how "that team gets so much credit for things they don't do(??)" but then praise that aggy has 2 games in the top 10. (yes this is convoluted but these are slacked jawed aggy that we're talking about)

1:52:00 they talk about th e ESPN FPI not having "that team that thinks they're back" isn't ranked on it, so they go in on that to make themselves feel better. 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/EqdKWcX7g1g/0112809-ifis.mp3

Thanks, these are always good for a laugh.  26:50 - "SEC 2019, upper half of the league... Teams like Auburn, Miss St., certainly A&M is in that mix..."  They then try to convince themselves that their weak secondary won't matter because no one other than Alabama can throw the ball.  lol

7 teams in the upper half of a 14 team conference by definition.  Bama, Georgia, LSU and Florida definitely belong.  Mizzou probably #3 in the East.  MSU and Auburn in the West.  Leaves aggy as a borderline case - the definition of mediocrity.  But it's not TOTALLY laughable to put them at #7.  It's just funny how they manipulate the cutoff to make themselves sound possibly part of a semi-respectable group.

Edited February 25, 2019 by sushihorn

[markstanco 12640]

21 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I never noticed Johnny Hardhat with the fist pump at about :15 or so as if he wasn't sure what was going to happen...

 

Did they get that aggy the built Allen's HS field for this renovation?  If so the next demo will take a couple M-80s and a stiff breeze. 

[sushihorn 3233]

34:00

Georgia - "I know they weren't interested.  They didn't play that well in the secondary...Texas was good, they weren't great at receiver.  They have a good QB; he's not great.  So I do wonder just how good that (UGa) secondary is going to be w/o (Deandre) Baker."

aggy delusion to minimize what Texas did to a highly motivated Georgia team.  Since aggy literally CAN'T admit how good the Texas WRs and QB actually are, their only option is to bad on a pretty good (if conventional) coverage unit for the Bulldogs.  The butterfly effect of aggy mental gymnastics has a long, long reach.

[Player 4576]

51 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I never noticed Johnny Hardhat with the fist pump at about :15 or so as if he wasn't sure what was going to happen...

and where is the video of those dipshits scurrying away from the podium as the dust cloud closes in on them ...it is absolutely hysterical...aggy summed up perfectly   

Nothing like pulverized bat guano and asbestos to invigorate the old lungs. Idiots

[HtownHorn 14795]

wtf are they blowing up half their stadium? To make the seats smaller?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Nothing like pulverized bat guano and asbestos to invigorate the old lungs. Idiots

"We have ignition"?

Wtf?

Them morans must thunk it's was a rocket launch. They rocket dun fell ovah and blowed up on the pad.

Meanwhile

[TexasMan 10992]

Preseason online lists talk not going away 

13:00 Looch and Brauninger talk about some list that ranked Mond #7  in the SEC, call it "jackassery", and praise how great Mond will be for a few minutes. 

 

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0112810-hwyc.mp3

 

[Valmy77 13308]

Looch will not stop until every random offseason internet list has been properly addressed.

[Leanderman 2279]

"13:00 Looch and Brauninger talk about some list that ranked Mond #7  in the SEC, call it "jackassery", and praise how great Mond will be for a few minutes. "

BOMC strikes again?

 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

9 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Looch will not stop until every random offseason internet list has been properly addressed.

HAVE YOU NO DECENCY???? AT LONG LAST, RANDOM INTERNET POLL, HAVE YOU NO DECENCY?

Edited February 25, 2019 by SwanderedTalent

[MrPhlegm 3413]

HAVE YOU NO DECENCY???? AT LONG LAST, RANDOM INTERNET POLL, HAVE YOU NO DECENCY?

Whatever aggy boy

[sushihorn 3233]

1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

HAVE YOU NO DECENCY???? AT LONG LAST, RANDOM INTERNET POLL, HAVE YOU NO DECENCY?

This crowd is well above average but I think the army lawyer at the McCarthy hearings is a bit obscure, even for this group.

[UTEX_ME 4776]

front page of texags, have fun

Edited February 26, 2019 by UTEX_ME

[Leanderman 2279]

"Building Champions"? They been building since 1939 and still have not got it right.

[EZ$ 2105]

Does Looch have teeth?  Not sure I’ve see a pic of him showing any teeth....of course the only pics I’ve ever seen of him are the dick-sucking gif and his blowout pic. 

[MAUFRAIS 6670]

Photoshop Paul reubens, Travis bickle, bob balaban, and Fred Willard in there.

[Bullneck 19269]

1 hour ago, UTEX_ME said:

front page of texags, have fun

If I walked into a movie theater and saw either of these two I'd make sure I was sitting at least two rows above them.

[Henry Hill 3156]

1 hour ago, UTEX_ME said:

front page of texags, have fun

@Post Oak @RamjetFDO

[sdm 892]

Yes, it's begging for @RamjetFDO to provide appropriate adornments.

[MAUFRAIS 6670]

With the way looch is reaching, Mickey routke from diner would be good too.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Needs a shitton of e's. Maroon beveled e's.

[InkaUtexas 26267]

3 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

front page of texags, have fun

All I see are two dicks. 

[BlueGreySky 1032]

8 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I never noticed Johnny Hardhat with the fist pump at about :15 or so as if he wasn't sure what was going to happen...

and where is the video of those dipshits scurrying away from the podium as the dust cloud closes in on them ...it is absolutely hysterical...aggy summed up perfectly   

i remember that part.  high comedy.  those fuckin dipshits are always good for a laugh.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

All I see are two dicks. 

Why u insult dicks?

I see two piles of cat feces.

[BlueGreySky 1032]

holy shit that image of looch and jimbo... twas made for photoshop.  the internet gonna have a field day with that one.