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  On 2/27/2019 at 4:41 AM, billfromlaketravis said:
Aggy is more delusional than ever if they think we'll split the PUF. There's nothing they could ever offer Texas to get that. 

I don’t know. If they could use the money to physically remove the campus to another state I’d think long and hard about giving it to them.
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  On 2/27/2019 at 4:41 AM, billfromlaketravis said:

Aggy is more delusional than ever if they think we'll split the PUF. There's nothing they could ever offer Texas to get that. 

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Someone needs to explain to Solon that modifying the AUF distributions would require a constitutional amendment. 

The people of Texas are far more likely to approve an amendment to sever aggy’s status as a branch of The University than they are to vote to take money from UT System schools to give to A&M. 

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to cleanse the palate after that pathetic Aggie joke

An Aggie gets down on his luck, desperate for money. He decides the best way to score is to kidnap some poor kid, so he goes to a local park and grabs a kid. He pins a note to the kid's chest saying "THIS KID BEEN KIDNAPPED, IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE HIM AGAIN, PUT $5000 IN A SACK AND LEAVE IT BEHIND THE BIG OAK TREE AT THE PARK. SIGNED, AN AGGIE" and then sends him home to tell his parents.

The kidnapper goes to the tree the next day and sure enough, there's a sack lying next to it, containing $5000 and a note. "HOW CAN ONE AGGIE DO THIS TO ANOTHER AGGIE?!!?!" 

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  On 2/27/2019 at 2:30 AM, Neonmoon said:
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Holy shit. There are so many half-truths, exaggerations, and outright lies in this thing it’s hilarious. Let me get this straight, Aggy is offering to play Texas every year if we give them half the PUF? What? Are they fucking high?

Aggy trying to claim something they didn’t earn. Shocking. 

Let me save CDC the tweet. 

Um...no 

 

 

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Olin fails to mention the only reason they are playing Clemson is because they dropped Oregon, who at the time was near the top of College Football, and Clemson was still so-so.

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  On 2/27/2019 at 1:04 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Olin fails to mention the only reason they are playing Clemson is because they dropped Oregon, who at the time was near the top of College Football, and Clemson was still so-so.

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they're really milking the Clemson thing for all it's worth, like they picked out the toughest non-conference opponent anyone could think of and added that to their schedule because just playing Alabama wasn't enough

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  On 2/27/2019 at 11:16 AM, South Austin said:

Alright, which one of you glorious bastards posted this?

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I realize who I'm responding to, but it's not a surly troll. Deathburger has been a prominent poster over there for years. He's as real as Teri Hatcher's tits in Seinfeld. 

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  On 2/27/2019 at 3:52 PM, TrashMaster G said:

Where was that epic piece of garbage by Olin Buchanan published?  And is he really that dumb or is he just pandering?

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https://texags.com/s/31287/resuming-the-rivalry-if-texas-wants-to-play-am-again-money-talks

And, yes, he is truly clueless to the point of not understanding his asking that the UT System shift a quarter of a billion dollars every year from its academic mission to UT Austin athletics for one football game against A&M would require a constitutional amendment.

 

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  On 2/27/2019 at 3:56 PM, Randolph Duke said:

https://texags.com/s/31287/resuming-the-rivalry-if-texas-wants-to-play-am-again-money-talks

And, yes, he is truly clueless to the point of not understanding his asking that the UT System shift a quarter of a billion dollars every year from its academic mission to UT Austin athletics for one football game against A&M would require a constitutional amendment.

 

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SEC football, it just means more!

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  On 2/27/2019 at 3:56 PM, Randolph Duke said:

https://texags.com/s/31287/resuming-the-rivalry-if-texas-wants-to-play-am-again-money-talks

And, yes, he is truly clueless to the point of not understanding his asking that the UT System shift a quarter of a billion dollars every year from its academic mission to UT Austin athletics for one football game against A&M would require a constitutional amendment.

 

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They've been telling themselves and anyone who can overhear them that Texas' slide into irrelevance makes us desperate for a game with them. They haven't played us because they're now an elite national brand (you have no idea of the power of the SEC patch on your uniform) who run the state of Texas and will, next year or the one after, stand in preeminence athwart the football landscape as the awakened giant carrying Jimbo on its shoulders. Natty after natty. Nobody can stop Master Blaster.

Scorched with garbage sticking to burnt flesh, Texas is desperate to escape their self-created hell: the BDF.  We beg the giant to save its old tormentor. We'll give it our money and stop paying refs. If they let us, we'll even try to explain irony to them. We'll do it in the Hall of Champions as we hand over our riches. Just please, play us! We're all about appearances and hate being the laughing stock of the world!

The giant scorns tu. He asks if the University of Texas even graduated from the University of Texas. The hand reaching from the flaming dumpster takes on a saddened expression. The giant just walks away.

 

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If I read the piece correctly, the only quote provided was attributed to Tom herman and doesn’t reference aggy, but rather one premier non conference team per year. Which has been addressed with LSU, tosu, Michigan, Alabama, and hopefully soon Florida over the next decade. 

So where does he come off saying UT officials have said they’d do anything for a game with them?

the pile of wishing and dreaming that constitutes that article is North Korean news network worthy. 

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  On 2/27/2019 at 4:41 PM, RomaVicta said:
They've been telling themselves and anyone who can overhear them that Texas' slide into irrelevance makes us desperate for a game with them. They haven't played us because they're now an elite national brand (you have no idea of the power of the SEC patch on your uniform) who run the state of Texas and will, next year or the one after, stand in preeminence athwart the football landscape as the awakened giant carrying Jimbo on its shoulders. Natty after natty. Nobody can stop Master Blaster.
Scorched with garbage sticking to burnt flesh, Texas is desperate to escape their self-created hell: the BDF.  We beg the giant to save its old tormentor. We'll give it our money and stop paying refs. If they let us, we'll even try to explain irony to them. We'll do it in the Hall of Champions as we hand over our riches. Just please, play us! We're all about appearances and hate being the laughing stock of the world!
The giant scorns tu. He asks if the University of Texas even graduated from the University of Texas. The hand reaching from the flaming dumpster takes on a saddened expression. The giant just walks away.
 

You use your mouth prettier than a $2 whore.
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  On 2/27/2019 at 3:52 PM, TrashMaster G said:

Where was that epic piece of garbage by Olin Buchanan published?  And is he really that dumb or is he just pandering?

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Olin Buchanan is a writer for Texags, one of the propaganda mouthpieces of Texas A&M. They recruit for aggy and push aggy's agenda into the public sphere. They also hire and fire aggy athletic personnel.  

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  On 2/27/2019 at 4:41 PM, RomaVicta said:

They've been telling themselves and anyone who can overhear them that Texas' slide into irrelevance makes us desperate for a game with them. They haven't played us because they're now an elite national brand (you have no idea of the power of the SEC patch on your uniform) who run the state of Texas and will, next year or the one after, stand in preeminence athwart the football landscape as the awakened giant carrying Jimbo on its shoulders. Natty after natty. Nobody can stop Master Blaster.

Scorched with garbage sticking to burnt flesh, Texas is desperate to escape their self-created hell: the BDF.  We beg the giant to save its old tormentor. We'll give it our money and stop paying refs. If they let us, we'll even try to explain irony to them. We'll do it in the Hall of Champions as we hand over our riches. Just please, play us! We're all about appearances and hate being the laughing stock of the world!

The giant scorns tu. He asks if the University of Texas even graduated from the University of Texas. The hand reaching from the flaming dumpster takes on a saddened expression. The giant just walks away.

 

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The imagery of Jimbo as a shriveled dwarf sitting astride a large, misshapen mongoloid is pretty much perfect.

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Buchanan and by proxy is mouth breathing audience sure seems salty about everyone calling them scared to play.  Texas hasn't revised any history, lying bags of cowardly aggy shit.

 

" the fact that A&M’s schedule annually is already significantly more challenging than the Longhorns’."

Our SOS was higher last year, you dumb fuckshit.  And that's including your glorious loss-win vs Clemson.  And that's not the only year either.

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Seems weird to campaign after you already lost the election 12% to 88%. And no we are not giving A&M anything to do what the overwhelming majority of A&M students want. You lost the election TexAgs. Time to admit defeat.

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  On 2/27/2019 at 5:12 PM, Scholz said:

Buchanan and by proxy is mouth breathing audience sure seems salty about everyone calling them scared to play.  Texas hasn't revised any history, lying bags of cowardly aggy shit.

 

" the fact that A&M’s schedule annually is already significantly more challenging than the Longhorns’."

Our SOS was higher last year, you dumb fuckshit.  And that's including your glorious loss-win vs Clemson.  And that's not the only year either.

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Half their schedule is complete crap every year.  3 terrible OOC games, Arkansas, Ole Miss and at least one of S. Carolina, Vandy, Tennessee or Kentucky.

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  On 2/27/2019 at 5:25 PM, sushihorn said:

Half their schedule is complete crap every year.  3 terrible OOC games, Arkansas, Ole Miss and at least one of S. Carolina, Vandy, Tennessee or Kentucky.

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They won't give up 1 of their 3 OOC high school games (this year Texas St, UTSA and Lamar - fucking pitiful) because it helps keep their record respectable.  They rely on those 3 guaranteed wins every year.  THAT'S why they don't want us back on the schedule.  

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  On 2/27/2019 at 5:30 PM, Scholz said:

They won't give up 1 of their 3 OOC high school games (this year Texas St, UTSA and Lamar - fucking pitiful) because it helps keep their record respectable.  They rely on those 3 guaranteed wins every year.  THAT'S why they don't want us back on the schedule.  

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aggy has to protect their delusions of adequacy.

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  On 2/27/2019 at 5:30 PM, Scholz said:

They won't give up 1 of their 3 OOC high school games (this year Texas St, UTSA and Lamar - fucking pitiful) because it helps keep their record respectable.  They rely on those 3 guaranteed wins every year.  THAT'S why they don't want us back on the schedule.  

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I mean yeah that is the SEC playbook.

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  On 2/27/2019 at 5:03 PM, sushihorn said:
The imagery of Jimbo as a shriveled dwarf sitting astride a large, misshapen mongoloid is pretty much perfect.
Is it gonna be same one he was beside in the picture?
  On 2/27/2019 at 5:23 PM, Valmy77 said:
Seems weird to campaign after you already lost the election 12% to 88%. And no we are not giving A&M anything to do what the overwhelming majority of A&M students want. You lost the election TexAgs. Time to admit defeat.

Can I get a ruling from the judges to see if this was intentional?
Posted
  On 2/27/2019 at 1:04 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Olin fails to mention the only reason they are playing Clemson is because they dropped Oregon, who at the time was near the top of College Football, and Clemson was still so-so.

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I hate to write this because I like any attempt to belittle aggy, but Clemson was better than "so-so" at the time the scheduling switch was made.  The switch occurred in October, 2014.  At the time, Oregon was in the midst of a great season in which the Ducks went to the NCG and finished with a #2 ranking, so it's definitely true that Oregon was near the top of college football at the time.  However, Clemson was pretty good in that time period as well.  The Tigers finished the 2013 season ranked #7 in the Coaches Poll (after beating Ohio State in the Orange Bowl) and finished the 2014 season ranked #15 (after beating OU in a bowl game).  Now was Clemson one of the top teams in the entire country at the time?  Nope.  But the Tigers weren't chopped liver, either.

aggy's (note lower case to satisfy Phlegm) excuse for dropping the Ducks was that is somehow conflicted with the sheep-pumpers' neutral site game with Arky.  I don't know how much truth there is to that [*coughprobablynonecough*], but they did go out and find a legit replacement for that game.  I suspect Clemson simply had a similar need to add a P5 opponent to their schedule at the time, and things probably just worked out.

You may now neg rep the shit out of me if you like.  Also expecting obligatory "aggy boy" rejoinder from Phlegm.

 

 

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  On 2/27/2019 at 12:41 PM, SwanderedTalent said:
to cleanse the palate after that pathetic Aggie joke
An Aggie gets down on his luck, desperate for money. He decides the best way to score is to kidnap some poor kid, so he goes to a local park and grabs a kid. He pins a note to the kid's chest saying "THIS KID BEEN KIDNAPPED, IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE HIM AGAIN, PUT $5000 IN A SACK AND LEAVE IT BEHIND THE BIG OAK TREE AT THE PARK. SIGNED, AN AGGIE" and then sends him home to tell his parents.
The kidnapper goes to the tree the next day and sure enough, there's a sack lying next to it, containing $5000 and a note. "HOW CAN ONE AGGIE DO THIS TO ANOTHER AGGIE?!!?!" 
Them Northern Californians are almost as stupid as them colege station aggy.
Posted
  On 2/27/2019 at 4:56 PM, Jkwellborn said:

You use your mouth prettier than a $2 whore.

Twenty dollar. Goddamnit.

 

Scuse me while I wank this out.

 

You'd do it for Randolph Duke.

 

Anybody got a nickel. Sombody go back and get a bucketfull of nickles.

 

Piss on you, I work for Mel Cooley.

 

If yer gonna quote one of the greatest westerns evah at least get it right.

 

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I love the fact that Sharp keeps using TexAgs to spoon feed these idiots this drivel. 

As long as they are being told that they are rich, and better than the sips, and in a better place and play a harder schedule, etc, etc, etc, those rubes will keep believing it. And as long as they keep believing it, they will never, ever do anything to try and better themselves, so they will remain in the exact same place.

Viva Olin! Viva Looch!

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  On 2/27/2019 at 6:48 PM, MrPhlegm said:

Twenty dollar. Goddamnit.

Scuse me while I wank this out.

You'd do it for Randolph Duke.

Anybody got a nickel. Sombody go back and get a bucketfull of nickles.

Piss on you, I work for Mel Cooley.

If yer gonna quote one of the greatest westerns evah at least get it right

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You fergitted to say, "mule dick," pilgrim.

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