Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Leanderman 2,274]

Johnnys wife ran the whole race. Like Johnny though she did it online.

[markstanco 12,620]

Playing the card "This was for charity, you should be ashamed for insinuating these things!" 

[THEHORN5561 2,583]

On 2/27/2019 at 5:24 PM, bigbopper said:

So our old friend Daniel Figurelli is at it again. Just got exposed on SECrant.

Thread is gold.

texag7 = Daniel

Took me a couple days to find this damn thing.  We absolutely destroyed that dork!

 

 

 

 

[OU Sucks 8,916]

11 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Why are people squatting when the camera is positioned above all of their heads?

Because they lined up from tallest to shortest.

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[The University 851]

[ztejas 43,541]

48 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Who is this dickcheese suggesting to the AD that UT needs to increase branding at ABIA is the real question. 

 

[TexasMan 10,988]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

Does CDC have a lifetime contract yet?

[Steel Shank 9,432]

Run CDC

[Hornius Emeritus 12,490]

CDC for Fuehrer! 

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[TexasMan 10,988]

6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

 

[The University 851]

48 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

a dumbfucking aggy tweeting academic smack? go work on your jizz jar you rube.

Edited March 2, 2019 by The University

[TrashMaster G 17,608]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Fucking awesome response.

[happyhookem 224]

19 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

LOL at aggy dog squatting and taking a shit in a picture of "distinguished" alumni and corpse turds. Perfect response.

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Edited March 2, 2019 by Machinator

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[Victor Lazlo 1,777]

On 2/28/2019 at 6:45 PM, TexasMan said:

 

 

What’s this all about?

Sounds like it might be fun. 

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

What’s this all about?
Sounds like it might be fun. 

Muledick

[SHOOTER12 8,830]

2 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

4 hours ago, Victor Lazlo said:

What’s this all about?
Sounds like it might be fun. 

Muledick

WTF?  Youse know what time it are?  

On muledick Saturday yet...

[Guest]

Lane isn't the first person ever surprised by aggy donors suddenly being interested in the truth...

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

I don't know how Del Conte has the patience for Twitter, but I triple don't know how he has the patience for goddamned Aggies on Twitter. 

[mdleast 8,311]

https://public.tableau.com/profile/kyleumlang#!/vizhome/BattleoftheLoneStarState/TexasAMvsTexas

[ABSR 5,325]

23 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The random Baylor beatnik is interesting.  And where’s all the black fans?

All of their black fans are shown.

[Pato del Muerto 52,608]

24 minutes ago, ABSR said:

All of their black fans are shown.

I meant baylor

[Vic Mackey 47,157]

 

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[Longboard Horn 40,532]

[Dennis Taylor 18,874]

 

13 hours ago, Machinator said:

ON my glass house? 

 

 

 

Imagine being such a fucking loser that you stalk the athletic director of a school you don't care about on twitter and point out grammatical errors, while making two of your own ..

or also imagine being Daniel Figurelli...  

Edited March 2, 2019 by Dennis Taylor

[Hozz 1,020]

Those numbers from Kyle on Twitter are great.  I find it hilarious that we have almost 100 more SEC wins than aggie and they are sub 500 win percentage and 21 points less than Texas in their own goddamn conference.

[nnm 36,656]

2 hours ago, Hozz said:

Those numbers from Kyle on Twitter are great.  I find it hilarious that we have almost 100 more SEC wins than aggie and they are sub 500 win percentage and 21 points less than Texas in their own goddamn conference.

Stupid sip. 

SEC. 

Advantage aggy. 

[ztejas 43,541]

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

 

Imagine being such a fucking loser that you stalk the athletic director of a school you don't care about on twitter and point out grammatical errors, while making two of your own ..

or also imagine being Daniel Figurelli...  

Imagine making the decision to attend Texas atm. 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

I got kinda bored sitting on hold waiting for customer service for a broken appliance a little while ago, so I pulled up Wiki to see exactly how aggy's two mystery national titles were calculated, and just for grins, I took a gander at how many titles Texas could claim if we were ridiculous enough to use the same standards as aggy. Turns out, it's nine.

1914, 1941, 1963, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1977, 1981, and 2005.

Now, nobody in their right minds would actually claim five of those. But that's what would happen if we used their movable goalposts.

[Vic Mackey 47,157]

I got kinda bored sitting on hold waiting for customer service for a broken appliance a little while ago, so I pulled up Wiki to see exactly how aggy's two mystery national titles were calculated, and just for grins, I took a gander at how many titles Texas could claim if we were ridiculous enough to use the same standards as aggy. Turns out, it's nine.
1914, 1941, 1963, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1977, 1981, and 2005.
Now, nobody in their right minds would actually claim five of those. But that's what would happen if we used their movable goalposts.

Let's put them on the wall!!!

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

27 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I got kinda bored sitting on hold waiting for customer service for a broken appliance a little while ago, so I pulled up Wiki to see exactly how aggy's two mystery national titles were calculated, and just for grins, I took a gander at how many titles Texas could claim if we were ridiculous enough to use the same standards as aggy. Turns out, it's nine.

1914, 1941, 1963, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1977, 1981, and 2005.

Now, nobody in their right minds would actually claim five of those. But that's what would happen if we used their movable goalposts.

Not sure about "68.  Wasn't that the year we tied Houston and lost to Tech but ended up crushing Tennessee in the Cotton Bowl?  

[Vic Mackey 47,157]

Not sure about "68.  Wasn't that the year we tied Houston and lost to Tech but ended up crushing Tennessee in the Cotton Bowl?  

Yeah but we are talking about using Aggy logic here... Count it!

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

 

8 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

12 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Not sure about "68.  Wasn't that the year we tied Houston and lost to Tech but ended up crushing Tennessee in the Cotton Bowl?  

Yeah but we are talking about using Aggy logic here... Count it!

Vic's got the idea. We're not talking sane, serious, intelligent, or self-aware; we're talking aggy.

[hookem48 4,703]

8 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I don't know how Del Conte has the patience for Twitter, but I triple don't know how he has the patience for goddamned Aggies on Twitter. 

aggys, shithead 

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

what, like the Scottish dish?

[Topper13 3,389]

 

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[Bullneck 19,212]

6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Rude Dawg

@RudeDawgRules

Texas A&M Graduate, Fan, Supporter who is also a Yale and Notre Dame t-shirt fan | 32 Natty's Combined, Academic Superiority. #youlose

[Bullneck 19,212]

Quote

DALLAS, JAN. 1 -- It was to be Heisman Trophy winner Tim Brown's triumphant return to his hometown, but the 52nd Cotton Bowl Classic will be remembered as his day of infamy and 13th-ranked Texas A&M University's 35-10 rout of No. 12 Notre Dame.

A frustrated Brown lost his poise in the fourth quarter and ran across the field to tackle from behind a member of A&M's "12th-Man" kickoff team who had tackled him.

The Aggies' "12th-Man" team consists of nonscholarship players from the student body.

Brown, who was penalized 15-yards for the personal foul, never returned to the field after the incident, which involved Warren Barhorst.

Alex Morris' interception late in the second quarter triggered the A&M rout but it was overshadowed by the incident involving Brown, who went to high school only 15 miles from the Cotton Bowl at Dallas' Woodrow Wilson.

 

[deft 6,880]

 

And here’s the people we have to deal with by reading Twitter...,it’s a wonder someone this stupid can operate

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[Cairn Horn88 8,283]

19 minutes ago, deft said:

 

And here’s the people we have to deal with by reading Twitter...,it’s a wonder someone this stupid can operate

 

Yea...right.  I'm SURE aggy wouldn't count their wins back in those days....assuming they had very many.  Stupid aggy.

[Big Frog II 511]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Rude Dawg

@RudeDawgRules

Texas A&M Graduate, Fan, Supporter who is also a Yale and Notre Dame t-shirt fan | 32 Natty's Combined, Academic Superiority. #youlose

Are they counting meat judging championships?

CDCis first rate.  The Aggies can only dream about having an AD with the class and vision CDC has.

Edited March 3, 2019 by Big Frog II

[Valmy77 13,273]

Our wins shouldn't count because of their fake propaganda but theirs in the 80s won with actual documented major violations should...for fairness. 

[TrashMaster G 17,608]

4 hours ago, hookem48 said:

aggys, shithead 

aggy, shithead.  😁

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

The swc put in scholarship limits in 1965.  Doesn’t stop those dumbasses from repeating their bullshit though.