Tell Me About Texas a&m

[TexasMan 10944]

 

[EastTexan 662]

2 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

What the actual fuck are they basing this on? They think they will win 2 road games against top-10 opponents "convincingly?"

Actually, I know what they're basing LSU on - the fact that they beat them last year (never mind that it was at home, in 7 OTs that featured terrible officiating that favored them). To aggy, a single win in an annual series means that they will start winning the game every year. 

Well uh, ut beat Georgia. Damn right we can beat them. aggy logic.

 

 Pato beat me to it

Edited March 14, 2019 by EastTexan

[Dennis Taylor 18847]

4 hours ago, Nolacycling said:

fr:texags re: Fb schedule includes  games vs. lsu,bama,ga,clemson.

I can't,  I mean wtf, err, man...

We don't have to win all four. I think we beat Georgia and LSU convincingly and give Bama a great game with a chance to win. Clemson is just really good. 

But, we could end up playing Clemson twice. I am not ready to predict that. But I believe it is more than just a theoretical possibility

So has Auburn ( winners of 4 of the last 6 vs aggy),  Mississippi St (4 of the last 5),  or even Ole Miss ( 3 of the last 5) been dropped from the schedule? I am not a math major but losing 11 of 16 works out to about 2 out of 3  

[Dennis Taylor 18847]

9 hours ago, Scholz said:

Racist aggy Daniel Figurelli aka Daniel Joseph

 

@RamjetFDO this is some of your best work... but I can't find Bert anywhere...can you give me a hint?

[Modessit 5603]

aggy's worst case scenario right now is we beat LSU, then LSU beats them. The spin attempts will be so severe there will be tornado warnings issued in BCS.

[markstanco 12586]

So has Auburn ( winners of 4 of the last 6 vs aggy),  Mississippi St (4 of the last 5),  or even Ole Miss ( 3 of the last 5) been dropped from the schedule? I am not a math major but losing 11 of 16 works out to about 2 out of 3  

Ole miss was cheating and state found a diamond in the rough with a coach. They are back in their perspective place now so past results are not indicative of future results. Arkie will win 5 next year but get better. Auburn should beat aggy because odd year.

[DCA_HORN 725]

That presupposes that aggy was in fact not cheating at the same time.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

A&M has to play Bama, Clemson, Georgia, and LSU. What is the BEST case scenario there? 1-3? 

Then the rest of the schedule-- have they ever beaten both Mississippi schools and Auburn in the same year other than 2012? 

I see four losses as a given, basically the minimum. 

[sushihorn 3233]

12 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

A&M has to play Bama, Clemson, Georgia, and LSU. What is the BEST case scenario there? 1-3? 

Then the rest of the schedule-- have they ever beaten both Mississippi schools and Auburn in the same year other than 2012? 

I see four losses as a given, basically the minimum. 

[Cairn Horn88 8277]

Thought this was great from secrant:

 

quote:

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Personally, I don't have the time of day for the 'sips....we're gonna be busy playing Alabama, Clemson, Georgia, LSU etc, etc next year.

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You mean, personally, you don't have the time of day for the 'sips...we're gonna be busy losing to Alabama, Clemson, Georgia, LSU etc, etc next year.

[Lhorn 4928]

In their mind losing to a better class of conference mates is still and upgrade 

[Bone3421 716]

Drunk story short...

Some guy i didnt know came into bar i know and frequent said some aggy key word ( howdy) i called him out and said does only aggy own the word aggy

Im drunk a bit it went kinda ...guy said howdy
I asked when. He graduated and then there was denials.....pre edit holy shit im drunk lol but he agreed he came from tamu lol^^^

[Bone3421 716]

Drunk story short...

Some guy i didnt know came into bar i know and frequent said some aggy key word ( howdy) i called him out and said does only aggy own the word aggy

Im drunk a bit it went kinda ...guy said howdy
I asked when. He graduated and then there was denials.....pre edit holy shit im drunk lol but he agreed he came from tamu lol^^^

Holy shit im laughing my ass off....good job drunk pho n e

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

2 minutes ago, Bone3421 said:

Drunk story short...

Some guy i didnt know came into bar i know and frequent said some aggy key word ( howdy) i called him out and said does only aggy own the word aggy

Im drunk a bit it went kinda ...guy said howdy
I asked when. He graduated and then there was denials.....pre edit holy shit im drunk lol but he agreed he came from tamu lol^^^

poz rep and quoting this so you'll know what time you actually made it home when you wake up tomorrow afternoon.

[Bone3421 716]

poz rep and quoting this so you'll know what time you actually made it home when you wake up tomorrow afternoon.

The funny thing is im quoting this shit while fuckef up

[Cairn Horn88 8277]

3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

So, which coach would aggy fire so that they could be declared "elite"?   

[Bone3421 716]

They just left and bartender( from pitssbu r g) sats he never heard of a@m

[billfromlaketravis 11520]

1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

A&M has to play Bama, Clemson, Georgia, and LSU. What is the BEST case scenario there? 1-3? 

Then the rest of the schedule-- have they ever beaten both Mississippi schools and Auburn in the same year other than 2012? 

I see four losses as a given, basically the minimum. 

I think Death Valley West will be the difference, but LSU is the most winnable game. Oeaux is just an awful coach. 

[OrangEngr 1035]

3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Was that article supposed to be tongue in cheek? Because it came across as tongue in fartbox

[OrangEngr 1035]

double

Edited March 14, 2019 by OrangEngr
dp, ironically

[lonestar3 274]

11 minutes ago, Bone3421 said:

They just left and bartender( from pitssbu r g) sats he never heard of a@m

think you could drop me off on your way home? 

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

31 minutes ago, Bone3421 said:

They just left and bartender( from pitssbu r g) sats he never heard of a@m

If you're @ the Cheesecake Factory you might want to check out this thread:

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/7636-vy-still-got-it/page/3/&tab=comments#comment-1109733

 

[Bone3421 716]

If you're @ the Cheesecake Factory you might want to check out this thread:
https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/7636-vy-still-got-it/page/3/&tab=comments#comment-1109733
 

I am not at chzcake....

[TexasMan 10944]

 

[Hagbard Celine 10896]

17 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I'm a little embarrassed that we needed gifts from the refs to beat North Texas in 1988. 

But I think I'd be a lot more embarrassed If I had been fired from an internship at PwC for being a racist.

Tech '08 and oSu '15 holla.  Karmic score more than levelled.

[Hagbard Celine 10896]

Also Baylor '92.

[SHOOTER12 8814]

58 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

WTH...is this for real?

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

6 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Also Baylor '92.

I was in the stands for that one. It was a tremendous screwjob. 

[South Austin 52523]

7 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Rocky is my hero.

[TrashMaster G 17579]

15 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

"LSU and Georgia didn't try when they played TU because it wasn't against a great SECSEC opponent".

We could beat Bama in the natty and they would say we just got lucky because we didn't have to play in the SEC West. 

Negged for use of "natty". Stop that shit.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

49 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Negged for use of "natty". Stop that shit.

Okay, I'll stop saying "natty" when your mom stops threatening to sue me because I gave her herpes. 

[CfRhTxStBobcats 602]

11 hours ago, Modessit said:

aggy's worst case scenario right now is we beat LSU, then LSU beats them. The spin attempts will be so severe there will be tornado warnings issued in BCS.

The narrative will be, the whorns had them early in the year before the tigers hit their stride. Yada yada yada.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

14 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Okay, I'll stop saying "natty" when your mom stops threatening to sue me because I gave her herpes. 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

46 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

The narrative will be, the whorns had them early in the year before the tigers hit their stride. Yada yada yada.

don't forget our home cooking! we'll have the officials in our back pocket because $$$$$$ even though every Aggie insists they're richer than we are

I mean no visiting team ever gets calls at DKR

 

Edited March 14, 2019 by SwanderedTalent

[Thiefery 5015]

3 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

don't forget our home cooking! we'll have the officials in our back pocket because $$$$$$ even though every Aggie insists they're richer than we are

I mean no visiting team ever gets calls at DKR

I swear, I thought Charlie was gonna deck those refs that game

[Jkwellborn 6713]

He should have. He damn sure should have blasted them at the press conference and every opportunity he got. Mike Leach would have been on the phone during the game.

[C-Man 27238]

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

He should have. He damn sure should have blasted them at the press conference and every opportunity he got. Mike Leach would have been on the phone during the game.

Would've done two things:

1. Would've been uber-satisfying

2. Would've gotten him fired sooner than he was

[Leanderman 2275]

Just wondering how many happy parents of aggy students there are today that didn't not have to bribe anyone to get their kids to attend "Shit Hole On The Brazos"?

[Valmy77 13251]

2 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

 

This is the worst call I have ever seen. I have never seen a ref commit the penalty himself before.

But still...you cannot blame the refs for that loss. Charlie's amazing Special Teams adventure did that.

[DanTheHorn 4938]

12 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Fuck you aggy. We want to be associated with the best this State has to offer.

[Jersey Man10 3538]

The only Mexican aggy fans are the ones that live in College Station bless their heart. Majority of my Mexicans friends/family root for Texas because its Fucking Texas. And the mascot is a fucking badass Longhorn. And overall we are just better. No self respecting Mexican wants to associate with losers with a losing mentality/tradition. Plus the milk men parecen como maricones NTTAWWT.

[Zharkov 289]

11 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Also Baylor '92.

yeah, fuck that game

[TexasMan 10944]

4 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

The only Mexican aggy fans are the ones that live in College Station bless their heart. Majority of my Mexicans friends/family root for Texas because its Fucking Texas. And the mascot is a fucking badass Longhorn. And overall we are just better. No self respecting Mexican wants to associate with losers with a losing mentality/tradition. Plus the milk men parecen como maricones NTTAWWT.

This is true. I have a couple of cousins that live in Bryan and they are die hard aggy fans. Never once set foot on campus. But at least they're not like regular aggy where they are obsessed with Texas 24/7. 

[Valmy77 13251]

4 minutes ago, Zharkov said:

yeah, fuck that game

It was legendary coach Grant Teaff's last game. Did you want this famous worm eating coach to go out a loser?

[Hank Chinaski 6315]

3 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

don't forget our home cooking! we'll have the officials in our back pocket because $$$$$$ even though every Aggie insists they're richer than we are

I mean no visiting team ever gets calls at DKR

 

Goddamnit this will never not piss me off. It was hot as hell and this bullshit following the absolute bullshit holding call on a DT who was 5 yards off the LOS absolutely cost us the game. I'm not generally one to blame the refs but these calls were egregious and I want to say we had at least 2 TDs called back earlier in the game. 

But that ref bumping into Charlie and then flagging him for it makes me ragey. 

[TexasMan 10944]

 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

20 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Goddamnit this will never not piss me off. It was hot as hell and this bullshit following the absolute bullshit holding call on a DT who was 5 yards off the LOS absolutely cost us the game. I'm not generally one to blame the refs but these calls were egregious and I want to say we had at least 2 TDs called back earlier in the game. 

But that ref bumping into Charlie and then flagging him for it makes me ragey. 

for some reason the call that stands out to me was-- didn't we get called for a pretty bogus roughing the passer on 4th down at some point? That's the one I remember being maddest about because I had this gut feel before the play that no matter what, the refs would make sure OSU converted. 

Or maybe it wasn't fourth down but it was an interception, and as soon as we intercepted I thought "watch, they'll throw a flag of some kind to overturn that" and they fucking did. I don't know if the call was legit bad or not, but I remember it being really weak.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Spin this! I drove from Hattiesburg to Biloxi today and saw many license plates/stickers for Ole Miss and Miss St., but NO SEC stickers!!!! Definitely only an aggy thing!

I lived in Louisiana for over a decade (90s to 08) and it was always the M.O. of “If not us, then F them!” Traveled through all of SEC country during that time frame, so aggy must’ve had them made for distribution.

Only time you ever saw the SEC logo was on uniforms and conference tournaments / championships.

True dis. Working at wdw parking see lots of stickers from sec sec sec schools, some of them absurdly huge and some where you could not see the car's paint because of the stickers, roll tide! But the only sec stickers were on aggy cars.

Strange isn't it.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

That's because they think it makes fans of the other non-SEC schools in Texas jealous. Like a dude bragging to his friends how he's divorced and "ON THE MARKET!!!!" in his forties. 
I sleep in a racing car at night! Do YOUUUUUUUUU?

Thanks for telling us your "thought" processes. Did you think this up yourself or did you larned it in your fish camp?

Don't you have some more sec stickers to paste on your goat cart? Time's a waisting.

[Modessit 5603]

The narrative will be, the whorns had them early in the year before the tigers hit their stride. Yada yada yada.

You mean, we got them rested and healthy after their cupcake win over Georgia Southern and aggy got them beat up and worn down by that tough SEC schedule.