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My niece Joan got accepted to Yale and a few other top schools but got rejected by Texas with no explanation as to why, man was she pissed, her sister got rejected by aggy but got accepted to Texas and Texas Tech.

It’s because of liquid smoke.

 

And pics of Joan, because there are rules.

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1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

It appears that the SEC might actually be moving away from permanent cross division rivals for two random cross division opponents. One of those random opponents should match the place in the opposite division that the team finished.

If true, that's going to mess up some rivalries like Bama-Tennessee and LSU-Florida 

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1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

If true, that's going to mess up some rivalries like Bama-Tennessee and LSU-Florida 

Auburn-Georgia?

Bama-Tennessee hasn't been much of a rivalry the past 15 years, and I think LSU has done nothing but bitch about having to play Florida cross-division, but I agree, it's pretty short-sighted.

 

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It appears that the SEC might actually be moving away from permanent cross division rivals for two random cross division opponents. One of those random opponents should match the place in the opposite division that the team finished.

No way, pussy aggys will cry and try and get this idea killed.
Lil bitches they are
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3 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

It appears that the SEC might actually be moving away from permanent cross division rivals for two random cross division opponents. One of those random opponents should match the place in the opposite division that the team finished.

There is no way Bama (or Georgia, for that matter) would agree to this. Won't happen.

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4 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

aggy/Vanderbilt rivalry is about right.  Didn't aggy lose to the fightin' Wake Forest Demon Deacons?  Or maybe aggy and Miss State since they are basically clones but Miss State has better academics.  

Their "elite" SEC defense surrendered a whopping 55 points to the mighty Wake Forest Demon Deacons which is less than they scored against Clemson, FSU and Duke combined. FSU & Duke were 7-6 teams that season as well.

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2 hours ago, williemackgarza said:


No way, pussy aggys will cry and try and get this idea killed.
Lil bitches they are

The fans are against it, but it appears aggy administration is for it. Right now, 10 teams are for breaking with tradition, 4 teams are wanting to keep it. I would think Alabama and Tennessee are 2 in favor of keeping the status quo. aggy should be as well, they are like 5-0 since their permanent rival was set to South Carolina.

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13 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

It appears that the SEC might actually be moving away from permanent cross division rivals for two random cross division opponents.

What would become of the world famous Bonham Trophy that goes to the winner of the South Carolina - Texas A&M historical rivalry game? How will we live without that fabled fall day when two historically middling college teams battle it out to determine who is a little less middling?

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Actually, it is a handsome trophy and aptly accompanied by too many words for it's attainment. 

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

What would become of the world famous Bonham Trophy that goes to the winner of the South Carolina - Texas A&M historical rivalry game? How will we live without that fabled fall day when two historically middling college teams battle it out to determine who is a little less middling?

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Actually, it is a handsome trophy and aptly accompanied by too many words for it's attainment. 

Intense. Very intense.

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Pretty sure that when the SEC was first trying to set up the cross-division rival for aggy they misunderstood aggy's penchant for liking cock as a desire to play the 'Cocks. SEC commissioner must've visited The Station during the move and went to take a piss and heard "Gimme some cock" thru a small hole in the stall wall.

And it's no surprise that aggy is unbeaten in the "rivalry". aggy is always ready for cock, and can handle even the biggest one quite easily.

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10 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

What would become of the world famous Bonham Trophy that goes to the winner of the South Carolina - Texas A&M historical rivalry game? How will we live without that fabled fall day when two historically middling college teams battle it out to determine who is a little less middling?

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Actually, it is a handsome trophy and aptly accompanied by too many words for it's attainment. 

James Butler Bonham was born in South Carolina, and was a true hero of the Alamo. He was one brave mf'er, and should not be defiled by such trivial bull shit. 

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Bonham

 

 

 

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