Tell Me About Texas a&m

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

I expect to see a TreatyOak photoshop of that later today

[Player 4,566]

16 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Looch would always say about Jace, “I’m not saying he’s Gronk, but...”

texags eats up and regurgitates anything he says. 

imgur

[ztejas 42,744]

14 hours ago, Henry Hill said:

Same year they founded the SEC. 

Fucking brilliant. 

[WBT 20,132]

1 hour ago, Player said:

 

 

why is looch's shirt so wet...nevermind

[texaslong 678]

19 hours ago, Nolacycling said:

Not 1, but 2 threads on texags about Jace Sternberger going to Pats now that Gronk has retired. The savior. Bill Bellichek licking his chops.

Ha. Sternberger can't block to save his life. It's why he wasn't considered one of the top tight ends in football last year. He is basically a slow WR. 

[Cairn Horn88 8,034]

On 3/25/2019 at 11:48 AM, SwanderedTalent said:

Everything they say about their program with respect to its stature comes right up to the point of doing exactly that. Everything. We gots Jimbo Fisher as our coach! We pay him more'n anyone! We's SEC West!!! Biggest stadium in Texas! Top 5 recruitin class!!!! Almost beat Clempson!!! If you extrapolate that out by 2 Lego bricks, it's "we's gonna win the national championship next year or the year after or the year after that or real soon or ALL OF THEMS".

Fuck A&M.

Consider all of these acts as ingredients to the Great aggy Cake.  You add all those together, stir it up and bake...right?  The problem is the cup of stupidity, a heaping tablespoon of bullshit, and a pound of leadership stirred in that causes the cake to fall flat.  aggy, don't ever change!

[Walden Ponderer 12,638]

2 hours ago, WBT said:

why is looch's shirt so wet...nevermind

I found a website that has a pretty good explanation.

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

20 hours ago, sdm said:

Of course Belichick is drooling. Jace is like a Gronk 2.0 but he also comes with the 12th man spirit and lives by the aggy honor code.

 

"If he's good enough for General Patton, he's good enough for me."

 

- Bill Belichick

[markstanco 12,424]

Ha. Sternberger can't block to save his life. It's why he wasn't considered one of the top tight ends in football last year. He is basically a slow WR. 

Both of the TEs from iowa are better as well as that kid from UCLA. And the other kid from some directional school in SoCal.

If he goes to new England its day 2 at best. Nobody is going to spend money on him day 1.

[TexasMan 10,640]

This is an aggy 247 mod. Wtf

 

 

[Scholz 11,892]

Human garbage 

[CfRhTxStBobcats 594]

On 3/20/2019 at 2:43 PM, MrPhlegm said:

Excellent pic. Getty images obsession noted.

Every damn one of us is thinking exactly the same thing.

[GotThatFire 166]

2 hours ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Every damn one of us is thinking exactly the same thing.

 I mean, she’s blatantly showing everybody her “cum in my mouth and all over my face” face.  She’s thinking the same damn thing we are. 

[Leanderman 2,207]

Why is the Justice Department investigating schools over admissions when they should be at collie station "The Athens Of The West"?

[Cairn Horn88 8,034]

These little town blues
Are melting away
I'll make a brand new start of it
In old New York
If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere
It's up to you, New York, New York

FINAL FOUR BABY!

 

[Leanderman 2,207]

Now they are really cracking down on hazing, when will they investigate fish camp?

['stache 21,490]

Aggy luv attention.

[Tex Pete 20,019]

But why? If you’re not a football player, why would you take a picture with the stadium as a backdrop? That’s dumb. 

[C-Man 26,536]

Aggy luv attention.

What the fuck is “fuego queso”?

[LW Goatman 1,117]

I don't know. While in college station, I only consume Good Bull BBQ.

 

[Walden Ponderer 12,638]

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

What the fuck is “fuego queso”?

 

Queso from Fuego. It's actually a pretty good taco joint.

['stache 21,490]

7 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Queso from Fuego. It's actually a pretty good taco joint.

It's obviously the best queso and best taco joint that every existed. Certainly better than everything in Austin combined. Didn't you see that it was officially named the best queso in the history of ever (by and through Ree Drummond's post of course)?

Edited March 28, 2019 by 'stache

[Player 4,566]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

But why? If you’re not a football player, why would you take a picture with the stadium as a backdrop? That’s dumb. 

imgur

[Cairn Horn88 8,034]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

But why? If you’re not a football player, why would you take a picture with the stadium as a backdrop? That’s dumb. 

A reminder of where her garden first got plowed.

[Walden Ponderer 12,638]

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

It's obviously the best queso and best taco joint that every existed. Certainly better than everything in Austin combined. Didn't you see that it was officially named the best queso in the history of ever (by and through Ree Drummond's post of course)?

Well... Sure aggy is wrong about, you know, everything... but Fuego really is a decent taco place.

[Leanderman 2,207]

She posed in front of Kroger stadium to remind herself always,  that although she never attended a single game she was still required to buy tickets to pay for that piece of junk.

['stache 21,490]

35 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Well... Sure aggy is wrong about, you know, everything... but Fuego really is a decent taco place.

It's never enough for aggy to have something related to them being "decent" or "good" or even "excellent." They will always have to make it the best that ever was, and in any event, better than anything in Austin because "dem sips." It's their defining characteristic.

[Knoxtnhorn 5,906]

I'm not a photog by any stretch of the imagination.  That being said, if that's the best aggy can do to capture the essence of "Senior Life:  eating queso in front of the stadium" then I'm not sure what to say.  For all I can tell, that's Allen High's football stadium.

[deft 6,747]

I don't know. While in college station, I only consume Good Bull BBQ.


 

[tejas60 3,511]

looks more like bad bullshit bbq.

[Leanderman 2,207]

"looks more like bad bullshit bbq."

Agreed. Let the meat speak for itself. No need to try and drown it in sauce, cheese and additives.  BTW, is that dried jizz crumbles atop those ribs?

 

[lemonandaturd 4,281]

It looks like a bull took a runny shit on some foil.  

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

4 hours ago, 'stache said:

It's never enough for aggy to have something related to them being "decent" or "good" or even "excellent." They will always have to make it the best that ever was, and in any event, better than anything in Austin because "dem sips." It's their defining characteristic.

I know what you meant, but if they actually looked at us and said "we have to be better than them", it would be a whole new dynamic for A&M. They're way too satisfied with being able to say they're better, to make a half-assed claim at it. 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

5 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Well... Sure aggy is wrong about, you know, everything... but Fuego really is a decent taco place.

Stockholm Syndrome. Sad to see in Walden.

[Tex Pete 20,019]

32 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"looks more like bad bullshit bbq."

Agreed. Let the meat speak for itself.

 

That meat is screaming: "HEEEEEELLLLLP ME!"

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Aggy luv attention.

Parker Ercums?

Wut?

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

I don't know. While in college station, I only consume Good Bull BBQ.


 

Choice of meat?

Muledick?

[TexasMan 10,640]

Cross posting from the spring football thread:

 

7:30 - 16:20 On The Audible podcast, Stewart Mandel is traveling around the southwest, and talks about his stop in Austin. He was previously skeptic, but now is starting to drink the burnt orange Kool Aid - especially with Sam Ehlinger. 

 

(Conversely, he went to The Station and was not optimistic about aggy chances next year. 16:20 - 20:00)

 

 

 

https://audioboom.com/posts/7214663.mp3?modified=1553727401&source=rss&stitched=1

[TheFlyingBoat 906]

8 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

But why? If you’re not a football player, why would you take a picture with the stadium as a backdrop? That’s dumb. 

I think this is a silly angle. Plenty of people take pictures in front of the DKR gate with the Texas seal 

[InkaUtexas 24,822]

Folks, wish me luck. I get to spend the next three days attending Texas HS Science Fair, being held at aggyland this year. Last year this event was in San Antonio and sponsored by UTSA. Not a roadrunner to be seen. I expect this year it will be full aggy science is the best, lots of whoops, and yes, there is a campus tour for Friday night instead of a social for the kids. 

I decided I was not going to attend this tour, and thank god my daughter (competing, not an aggy) also decided to say fuck a tour of their hall of champions and will relax and work on her presentation. 

perhaps one of the kids can determine what the fuck is wrong with the aggy chromosome. If so I hope that kid wins. 

I will report back, unless I burst into flames for wearing my Burnt Orange tie to the awards ceremony. 

Fuck aggy. 

[Armybrat 40,465]

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Folks, wish me luck. I get to spend the next three days attending Texas HS Science Fair, being held at aggyland this year. Last year this event was in San Antonio and sponsored by UTSA. Not a roadrunner to be seen. I expect this year it will be full aggy science is the best, lots of whoops, and yes, there is a campus tour for Friday night instead of a social for the kids. 

I decided I was not going to attend this tour, and thank god my daughter (competing, not an aggy) also decided to say fuck a tour of their hall of champions and will relax and work on her presentation. 

perhaps one of the kids can determine what the fuck is wrong with the aggy chromosome. If so I hope that kid wins. 

I will report back, unless I burst into flames for wearing my Burnt Orange tie to the awards ceremony. 

Fuck aggy. 

Remind those sonsofbitches how they whined that the LHN would be an unfair recruitment tool if HS games were included in the programming?

Now they are using the State Science Fair to promote that gulag campus of theirs?

[InkaUtexas 24,822]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Remind those sonsofbitches how they whined that the LHN would be an unfair recruitment tool if HS games were included in the programming?

Now they are using the State Science Fair to promote that gulag campus of theirs?

Yep.... Notice even the fucking color scheme these used. There is nothing TEXAS about this event. And if you really want to look into deeper, they are selling exhibitor booths. Not cheap either. I don't remember that at the science fair in San Antonio. Cheap fuckshits 

https://txsef.tamu.edu

 

 

[markstanco 12,424]

"looks more like bad bullshit bbq."
Agreed. Let the meat speak for itself. No need to try and drown it in sauce, cheese and additives.  BTW, is that dried jizz crumbles atop those ribs?
 

You dont add crushed crackers and a line of mayo on your bbq?

What's wrong with you

[Jkwellborn 6,536]

He has taste?

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

10 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

I don't know. While in college station, I only consume Good Bull BBQ.

 

Which prison cafeteria did they take these pics?

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Remind those sonsofbitches how they whined that the LHN would be an unfair recruitment tool if HS games were included in the programming?
Now they are using the State Science Fair to promote that gulag campus of theirs?

Why u insult gulag?

[Leanderman 2,207]

"I will report back, unless I burst into flames for wearing my Burnt Orange tie to the awards ceremony."

Try not to :Whoop" it up while your there :).

 

[Deej 76,081]

4 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Folks, wish me luck. I get to spend the next three days attending Texas HS Science Fair, being held at aggyland this year. Last year this event was in San Antonio and sponsored by UTSA. Not a roadrunner to be seen. I expect this year it will be full aggy science is the best, lots of whoops, and yes, there is a campus tour for Friday night instead of a social for the kids. 

I decided I was not going to attend this tour, and thank god my daughter (competing, not an aggy) also decided to say fuck a tour of their hall of champions and will relax and work on her presentation. 

perhaps one of the kids can determine what the fuck is wrong with the aggy chromosome. If so I hope that kid wins. 

I will report back, unless I burst into flames for wearing my Burnt Orange tie to the awards ceremony. 

Fuck aggy. 

I spent an entire week there in January. Barely left the hotel. Best decision I ever made.

[Deej 76,081]

aggy science fair: which one finds their way out of a maze faster? Rat or Corps member?

Answer: Rat.

[Tex Pete 20,019]

5 hours ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

I think this is a silly angle. Plenty of people take pictures in front of the DKR gate with the Texas seal 

Because of the University seal. What about the Kroger Field pic is similar to that?

They have that ridiculous ring thing that’s at least more comparable.