Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Blanton 170]

14 hours ago, Player said:

 

 

Watching those dipshits scurry about is pure gold

[SHOOTER12 8,819]

6 minutes ago, Blanton said:

Watching those dipshits scurry about is pure gold

Must have scurried in a blizzard,  all I see is white.

[Blanton 170]

Just now, SHOOTER12 said:

Must have scurried in a blizzard,  all I see is white.

Have you seen the full video? There’s a large ceremony going on and they didn’t accurately judge the smoke/debris coming from the stadium and everyone starts running off. You only get a glimpse of it in the gif

[SHOOTER12 8,819]

1 minute ago, Blanton said:

Have you seen the full video? There’s a large ceremony going on and they didn’t accurately judge the smoke/debris coming from the stadium and everyone starts running off. You only get a glimpse of it in the gif

OK, gotcha, thanks 

[Leanderman 2,276]

Seems the sea agroids down here are dropping the "Galveston" from the texas a and m. Going with just a and m. How many other of their other branches are doing the same thing? 

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

everything A&M does is like Michael Scott's flat panel TV 

['stache 21,836]

Is that corkscrew pasta, under bbq meat, and on top of a tortilla? Pasta taco? I mean, what the actual fuck?

[Jkwellborn 6,723]

I thought it was ramen noodles.

[Tex Pete 20,430]

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Seems the sea agroids down here are dropping the "Galveston" from the texas a and m. Going with just a and m. How many other of their other branches are doing the same thing? 

Somehow Galveston, College Station, and Qatar are the "main campus."

[Tex Pete 20,430]

nm

Edited March 29, 2019 by Tex Pete

[Pato del Muerto 52,558]

15 hours ago, markstanco said:

You dont add crushed crackers and a line of mayo on your bbq?

What's wrong with you

Mayo is the best case scenario here

[LW Goatman 1,125]

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Is that corkscrew pasta, under bbq meat, and on top of a tortilla? Pasta taco? I mean, what the actual fuck?

That's a Pig Mac you stupid sip. It includes Mama May's sauce.

[BabaYaga 15,304]

14 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Which prison cafeteria did they take these pics?

That looks like something I'd make drunk when the wife is out of town and the kids have sleepovers.....do we need to loop in Steel Shank and get a verdict on this one?

[LW Goatman 1,125]

[DreadHead 116]

Holy hell that BBQ looks gross. I seem to remember the aggy doing some kind of SXSW presentation on cooking BBQ awhile ago.

Here it is: https://bbq.tamu.edu/2018/04/03/community-culture-science-barbecue-sxsw/

Texas needs to take back the airport, SXSW and BBQ away from this crazy invasion... 

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

everything A&M does is like Michael Scott's flat panel TV 

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Mamma Mae's sauce?

Fresh squeezed from momma mae's tampax?

[Cairn Horn88 8,279]

On 3/26/2019 at 9:53 PM, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Every damn one of us is thinking exactly the same thing.

Quien es?

[Redneck Mutha 8,007]

5 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

 Looks dry as fuck. 

[ztejas 43,528]

5 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

I'm glad Caroline Plowman could pick up on that oh so subtle imagery. 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

I've been to one event catered by Good Bull BBQ. Honestly, I'm pretty sure Krogers could have done better.

[MillerEP 30,494]

The bicycle that keeps on giving?

https://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2019/03/29/texas-am-dl-faces-legal-action-after-not-completing-community-service/

[InkaUtexas 26,049]

Sipping a shiner in the hotel. This place is scary. The Jason's deli is more like a Aggie shrine than a restaurant. 

Upon arrival at Science fair we are met with aggy smarts. 

Event is being held inside the hall of champions. Daughter said it was the best place on campus since it is so empty. Yep, it's empty of aggy accolades for sure. There are a few corptards wandering around clicking their heels like good Goering-ites. And lots of waddling going on. 

But of course they did leave the shrine to their messiah. More than a couple of eyes watched me as I went close to pay homage. 

Pretty sure this last picture was filmed by them and they are searching campus for the perpetrator. best part is person who took it went to A&M Corpus and within 1 minute of meeting him he made sure I knew he was not aggy. 

[tejas60 3,534]

I'm almost ashamed that I own a Ford now...

[Armybrat 40,871]

11 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

I'm almost ashamed that I own a Ford now...

It’s pronounced “fo-ward” in the station.

[Deej 76,894]

I ate at Schlotzsky's in CS on Monday while waiting for the dog's lab results. So much aggy shit on the walls. I was surprised they didn't scratch out the story of its Austin origins printed on the cup.

[Leanderman 2,276]

Have you at least been invited to shove your arm up a cows rectum yet?

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

21 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Have you at least been invited to shove your arm up a cows rectum yet?

aggy saves the best for last.  

[InkaUtexas 26,049]

3 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Have you at least been invited to shove your arm up a cows rectum yet?

no, I think they are saving that for the winners as was previously stated. I mean that is the only way they can show what it is like to be a winner here right? 

 

Daughter just finished telling me about their great event this evening. Every student who attended was given a ticket for a hot dog. Aggy had tables set up so you could meet real aggy students. Most were just sitting in the ZACH center studying for mid terms and did not want to be bothered. They did have a GIS ocean mapping rig the used to compete for a competition. Daughter asked how it placed, student said, well it competed, and that shows the spirt of the institution. Daughter, who grew up with UT dad knew what that really meant. She spent 45 minutes at the event and with her teacher took an uber to the Texas Roadhouse where I was sitting with another dad drinking beer. 

But Torchy's was rocking. 

[Leanderman 2,276]

Careful of those hot dogs, I bet they had veins.

[Modessit 5,603]

You need to see if that 20xx National Championship plaque is displayed in that Hall of Air and - if so - get a pic so aggypedia has proof that they are so serious about it that it's on display.

[InkaUtexas 26,049]

14 minutes ago, Modessit said:

You need to see if that 20xx National Championship plaque is displayed in that Hall of Air and - if so - get a pic so aggypedia has proof that they are so serious about it that it's on display.

Yes sir. will give the kiddo the assignment.  She does send this image to all with love from the heart of their engineering center. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,920]

One horn up and one down?

[InkaUtexas 26,049]

3 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

One horn up and one down?

the one aiming down is for the homies. And she was taught keep a hand close to your knife when near this cult. 

[Jersey Man10 3,539]

Still would.

[OrangEngr 1,035]

5 hours ago, tejas60 said:

I'm almost ashamed that I own a Ford now...

Co-dibs. Buuuuut, we should probably encourage it, since aggy will over pay, so the rest of us can negotiate and keep our out of pocket down

[InkaUtexas 26,049]

3 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Still would.

There are two knives on that kid... You may try but you ain't. 

[OrangEngr 1,035]

54 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Yes sir. will give the kiddo the assignment.  She does send this image to all with love from the heart of their engineering center. 

So you named your daughter Clyde? WTF?

[markstanco 12,586]

The texas aggies was a thing back then, that is awesome.

 

Does the Florida Seminoles or Louisiana tigers or oklahoma cowboys have this much of an identity problem?

 

Be who you are aggy, not who you wish you were.

 

[Rimbo 26,044]

You know, I once asked my friend from A&M how many sexual partners he'd had. He started to count, and then he fell asleep.

[Armybrat 40,871]

12 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

aggy saves the best for last.  

Dessert.

[Armybrat 40,871]

14 hours ago, ztejas said:

I'm glad Caroline Plowman could pick up on that oh so subtle imagery. 

Just noticed that myself.

Clever little people, aren’t they? Wonder if they have that cup design imbedded in the chain link fences around their campus just like the elementary schools?

[Whatever 700]

Plowman...perfect last name for aggy.

[ztejas 43,528]

43 minutes ago, Whatever said:

Plowman...perfect last name for aggy.

She takes after her father 

[ztejas 43,528]

46 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Wonder if they have that cup design imbedded in the chain link fences around their campus just like the elementary schools?

[Cairn Horn88 8,279]

So now, aggy’s two big coaches are named Jimbo and Buzz!  Whoop, sounds about right (of course we have a Shaka).

[markstanco 12,586]

How much did they money whip him for, 3 millionish?

[Machinator 32,099]

7 minutes ago, markstanco said:

How much did they money whip him for, 3 millionish?

$3.5M.

[Modessit 5,603]

I'm sure there's a JFF thread but I'm not going to go looking for it. Just saw that he has separated from that model he married because apparently he couldn't keep it in his pants when she was out of town.

[Deej 76,894]

13 minutes ago, Modessit said:

I'm sure there's a JFF thread but I'm not going to go looking for it. Just saw that he has separated from that model he married because apparently he couldn't keep it in his pants and out of Billy Liucci's ass when she was out of town.

fify