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20 minutes ago, Noah Fence said:

Actually, you are wrong again dipshit.  Cow refers to the female of the bovine species.

This is correct. A "male" cow is possible, I suppose, but it would be a hermaphrodite. Or a lesbian. It's not a question I care too much about, to be honest. But that a graduate of Texas Agricultural & Mechanical wouldn't know the difference is, to tell the truth, more than a little pathetic.

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23 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

This is correct. A "male" cow is possible, I suppose, but it would be a hermaphrodite. Or a lesbian. It's not a question I care too much about, to be honest. But that a graduate of Texas Agricultural & Mechanical wouldn't know the difference is, to tell the truth, more than a little pathetic.

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1 hour ago, Buster said:

You guys are making this way too easy. Since no one called him out on it, I am going to assume that most of you don't know the difference either. I will try my best to explain in terms you all can comprehend.

Happy is right, Bevo is a "steer" but he is also a cow. When Bevo was born, he had a mommy cow, also known as a "heifer", and a daddy cow, also known as a "bull". When Bevo was born, he was also a "bull". At a very young age, his owners removed his testicles and he became what is known as a "steer". A "steer" is a daddy cow that does not have his testicles anymore and can no longer have baby cows. In other words, bulls, heifers and steers are all "cows". A heifer is a girl cow, a bull is a boy cow that still has his testicles and a steer is a boy cow who no longer has his testicles. I hope this is understandable to all.

No charge for the free education. 

Y'all might want to have someone check out these facts since my major was not in agriculture.

Nice try.  Now, can you educate us some more on those bullshit aggy commissioned officer numbers?

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1 hour ago, Buster said:

You guys are making this way too easy. Since no one called him out on it, I am going to assume that most of you don't know the difference either. I will try my best to explain in terms you all can comprehend.

Happy is right, Bevo is a "steer" but he is also a cow. When Bevo was born, he had a mommy cow, also known as a "heifer", and a daddy cow, also known as a "bull". When Bevo was born, he was also a "bull". At a very young age, his owners removed his testicles and he became what is known as a "steer". A "steer" is a daddy cow that does not have his testicles anymore and can no longer have baby cows. In other words, bulls, heifers and steers are all "cows". A heifer is a girl cow, a bull is a boy cow that still has his testicles and a steer is a boy cow who no longer has his testicles. I hope this is understandable to all.

No charge for the free education. 

Y'all might want to have someone check out these facts since my major was not in agriculture.

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Holy crap, the acceptance rate at A&M for 2016 was 66%!

UH was 60%

 

No wonder my students for the last 2 years have narrowed their choices to either A&M, Sam, or UH.  Sure, I teach in Nawf Houston where it's aggy land but I didn't expect the acceptance rate to be that high.  

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44 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

No wonder my students for the last 2 years have narrowed their choices to either A&M, Sam, or UH.  Sure, I teach in Nawf Houston where it's aggy land but I didn't expect the acceptance rate to be that high.  

aggy is now a diploma mill thanks to Governor Goodhair.  It's a very mediocre school now.  It's part of their social engineering plot to take over the state with millions of brainwashed idiots.

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1 hour ago, Pancho Negro said:

Holy crap, the acceptance rate at A&M for 2016 was 66%!

UH was 60%

 

No wonder my students for the last 2 years have narrowed their choices to either A&M, Sam, or UH.  Sure, I teach in Nawf Houston where it's aggy land but I didn't expect the acceptance rate to be that high.  

They are a very accepting people. Just ask them, they'll tell you how great of a people they are.

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1 hour ago, BlueGreySky said:

Hey Buster... I've got one name for you...

Horace S. Carswell Jr.

Fucking aggy frauds, claiming him, a TCU grad, as one of your medal of honor recipients.  

aggys are pathalogical liars.  Just look at all the fake "titles" on their stadium wall.  The aggy honor code is a joke.  Honor, dignity and respect?  Lulz.

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7 hours ago, Buster said:

You guys are making this way too easy. Since no one called him out on it, I am going to assume that most of you don't know the difference either. I will try my best to explain in terms you all can comprehend.

Happy is right, Bevo is a "steer" but he is also a cow. When Bevo was born, he had a mommy cow, also known as a "heifer", and a daddy cow, also known as a "bull". When Bevo was born, he was also a "bull". At a very young age, his owners removed his testicles and he became what is known as a "steer". A "steer" is a daddy cow that does not have his testicles anymore and can no longer have baby cows. In other words, bulls, heifers and steers are all "cows". A heifer is a girl cow, a bull is a boy cow that still has his testicles and a steer is a boy cow who no longer has his testicles. I hope this is understandable to all.

No charge for the free education. 

Y'all might want to have someone check out these facts since my major was not in agriculture.

A little Boudreaux's Butt Paste will help the butt hurt you must be feeling over me not being called out. We know these things without going to a cow college. And, no way would I pay for what you put out there as an education. Maybe you should fact check before showing us your dumb ass again.

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8 hours ago, Pancho Negro said:

Holy crap, the acceptance rate at A&M for 2016 was 66%!

UH was 60%

 

No wonder my students for the last 2 years have narrowed their choices to either A&M, Sam, or UH.  Sure, I teach in Nawf Houston where it's aggy land but I didn't expect the acceptance rate to be that high.  

I tell people all the time who are worried about their kids getting into a college of higher learning....if your kid can fog a mirror, they can get into aggy.

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11 hours ago, Pancho Negro said:

Holy crap, the acceptance rate at A&M for 2016 was 66%!

UH was 60%

 

No wonder my students for the last 2 years have narrowed their choices to either A&M, Sam, or UH.  Sure, I teach in Nawf Houston where it's aggy land but I didn't expect the acceptance rate to be that high.  

I've seen a bunch of aggys boast on twitter about enrollment numbers. 

They think this is a positive development. 

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1 hour ago, texasstrong12 said:

I've seen a bunch of aggys boast on twitter about enrollment numbers. 

They think this is a positive development. 

This is how plagues are spread. In a few years it will be 75%. They want the aggy corridor to cover the whole damn State. 

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7 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

I've seen a bunch of aggys boast on twitter about enrollment numbers. 

They think this is a positive development. 

Quantity over quality is the aggy way.

They is gonna show the stupid Ivy League schools how dumb they is fer not doin’ like aggy and lettin’ Blinn students with a whoppin’ 2.5 have guaran-teed transfer admishin. aggy is smart!

Advantage aggy. 

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Leaving Vegas. Late last night was spent at blackjack table in high limit room. With Manziel. Boozing, ripping heaters, betting poorly, and generally acting like a jackass. 

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8 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Leaving Vegas. Late last night was spent at blackjack table in high limit room. With Manziel. Boozing, ripping heaters, betting poorly, and generally acting like a jackass. 

Solid humble brag. Surprised the douche still has the money for high limit tables. Unless he's on the casino's arm.

Was he splitting tens? Doubling down on 7 with dealer showing a face card?

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22 hours ago, Buster said:

You guys are making this way too easy. Since no one called him out on it, I am going to assume that most of you don't know the difference either. I will try my best to explain in terms you all can comprehend.

Happy is right, Bevo is a "steer" but he is also a cow. When Bevo was born, he had a mommy cow, also known as a "heifer", and a daddy cow, also known as a "bull". When Bevo was born, he was also a "bull". At a very young age, his owners removed his testicles and he became what is known as a "steer". A "steer" is a daddy cow that does not have his testicles anymore and can no longer have baby cows. In other words, bulls, heifers and steers are all "cows". A heifer is a girl cow, a bull is a boy cow that still has his testicles and a steer is a boy cow who no longer has his testicles. I hope this is understandable to all.

No charge for the free education. 

Y'all might want to have someone check out these facts since my major was not in agriculture.

Frank:
Let me understand. You got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

George:
Why don't we talk about it another time?

Frank:
But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something's missing!

Mrs. Ross:
Something's missing all right.

Mr. Ross:
They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.

Frank:
That's perverse!

 

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32 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Solid humble brag. Surprised the douche still has the money for high limit tables. Unless he's on the casino's arm.

Was he splitting tens? Doubling down on 7 with dealer showing a face card?

We were there for an event and had tables reserved with no minimum. But he was playing $100 hands and being subsidized by my friend who was enamored with him for some reason. He’s a total douche, just as we suspected. 

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Play for a national championship coach who won said championship at another school (and another conference) who is coming off a losing season and overplayed his hand and had no choice but to accept a ridiculous contract (in his favor) and is now surrounded by cult members and sheep who expect nothing less than a national championship at a school that hasn't sniffed any sort of even conference title since 1999. 

Why wouldn't all the recruits want to play for Jimbo???

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