Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

44 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Cajun Cookie Monster buyout currently $10mill..... then $7mill March 2020 .... then $4mill March 2021

I don't know what's in a Cajun Cookie.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't want to know.

[Carl Spackler 3500]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

This dude has an Ag tag:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2697791

Favorite response in that thread:

Was there something else blocking their view during the "other" down period from 1940-1984 ?

 

[markstanco 12594]

This dude has an Ag tag:
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2697791

Sarcasm dude.

[Carl Spackler 3500]

Thread title on secrant:

Check in if your school has won a championship in 8 decades and/or currently has an AD

 

[billfromlaketravis 11522]

Looch's podcast is going to be funnier than usual. The guy spent hours and hours professing his love for Woodward. The spin should be the most glorious display of mental gymnastics we've ever witnessed. 

Edited April 18, 2019 by billfromlaketravis

[Beau Vine 54388]

imgur

[Vic Mackey 47136]

 

[Beau Vine 54388]

2 hours ago, Chopper said:

John Sharp is as aggy as an aggy can be -- aggy grad, aggy Corps, joined the Reserves to decrease chances of going to Vietnam -- yet his aggy soldiers are abandoning him faster than that collie can lay a shit.

Nope.  Got his Master's degree at *THE* Texas State University.  

Glad we could help sabotage A&M, because that dude has been a fucking disaster for them. 

Although who knew that a career politician with no experience working in higher ed would be unqualified to run an entire university system?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

12 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Thread title on secrant:

Check in if your school has won a championship in 8 decades and/or currently has an AD

 

Funniest part to me is that aggy is so irrelevant, the Kentucky guy didn't even get the joke.

[TexasMan 10974]

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

2, x, 1

[MrPhlegm 3413]

I don't know what's in a Cajun Cookie.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I don't want to know.

Is it muledick?

Wait, wut?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Looch's podcast is going to be funnier than usual. The guy spent hours and hours professing his love for Woodward. The spin should be the most glorious display of mental gymnastics we've ever witnessed. 

[po elvis 2076]

You could give a monkey a truckload of money and get the coaches Woodward has gotten. The monkey would probably put a buyout in the contract though.

[texaslong 678]

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Looch's podcast is going to be funnier than usual. The guy spent hours and hours professing his love for Woodward. The spin should be the most glorious display of mental gymnastics we've ever witnessed. 

I’m sure most of it will be about now that Woodward is gone they can go get the best AD in the country. He’ll finish it with this isn’t the A&M from years past.

[Bottlecap 1523]

how do those fuckin doofuses lose so many rings? Seems like every other week some dipshit is being reunited with their long lost jewelry. 

[ButtFumble 5183]

2 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

how do those fuckin doofuses lose so many rings? Seems like every other week some dipshit is being reunited with their long lost jewelry. 

fisting each other

[Napoleon 8698]

5 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

fisting each other

Username checks out. 

Edited April 18, 2019 by Napoleon

[HoustonHorn 1062]

Thanks to friendo for this but I'm glad we are back to the texassax version. Seemed like there was a long period where the nonjizz version was making the rounds. This is so much better.

Sperm?

Here ya go...

[clapclapclap 9000]

I hear Bill Polian may be available.

[South Austin 52579]

4 hours ago, texaslong said:

I’m sure most of it will be about now that Woodward is gone they can go get the best AD in the country. He’ll finish it with this isn’t the A&M from years past t.u.

fixed

[SHOOTER12 8826]

6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

A lot of sex has gone on between those three...

[DaysOff 7969]

Jostens must intentionally wrong size those rings to sell a duplicate to those rubes. I've been trying to lose my wedding ring for 26 years and can't.

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

7 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

Thread title on secrant:

Check in if your school has won a championship in 8 decades and/or currently has an AD

 

How long before an aggy says “buh Womens basketball or track & field”

 

wait for it

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

Jostens must intentionally wrong size those rings to sell a duplicate to those rubes. 

now that is a sustainable business model

[DigglerontheHoof 21219]

6 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

fisting each other

someone beat me to it

Edited April 18, 2019 by DigglerontheHoof

[Armybrat 40887]

Aggy “rethinking”?

Impossible since none took place to begin with.

[Armybrat 40887]

6 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

fisting cows 

Fify

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

9 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

Thread title on secrant:

Check in if your school has won a championship in 8 decades and/or currently has an AD

 

This has to be the first time aggy hasn’t responded to a thread on that site.   

Edited April 18, 2019 by ShowmeyourTDs

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

7 hours ago, Bottlecap said:

how do those fuckin doofuses lose so many rings? Seems like every other week some dipshit is being reunited with their long lost jewelry. 

They don’t lose the ring, they just run out of ring due to the excessive weight gain.  

[South Austin 52579]

10 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Cajun Cookie Monster buyout currently $10mill..... then $7mill March 2020 .... then $4mill March 2021

It's a hell of a lot easier to pay that kind of buyout when you have to fund $0 for the new coaching candidate's buyout.

[Fud 9552]

10 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Cajun Cookie Monster buyout currently $10mill..... then $7mill March 2020 .... then $4mill March 2021

Best guess, Woodward lets him coach 2019 and 2020. Then he can be shown to have given the homestate coach a fair shake while the buyout goes down, but can justify the firing for not having beaten Saban in five years. Orgeron is recruiting a good level, so there's not a lot of downside. By then Jimbo's contract will have two more years knocked off, and LSU will be able to give him a big enough contract for him to make the move. Or they'll hire whoever the other best attainable coach is. 

[Trey3216 15354]

8 hours ago, Bottlecap said:

how do those fuckin doofuses lose so many rings? Seems like every other week some dipshit is being reunited with their long lost jewelry. 

[Trey3216 15354]

10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Already posted it to another comment, but this fucking guy looks just like....

[SydneyCarton 48153]

3 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Already posted it to another comment, but this fucking guy looks just like....

They say the 3rd time is the charm. Why don't you give it another shot?

Edited April 18, 2019 by SydneyCarton

[Scholz 11956]

8 hours ago, Bottlecap said:

how do those fuckin doofuses lose so many rings? Seems like every other week some dipshit is being reunited with their long lost jewelry. 

Also, why can't any of them afford the replacement?  They're all charity cases?

[Johnny Sack 8397]

So Jimbo gets cucked again?

[Vic Mackey 47136]

 

[Vic Mackey 47136]

[Johnny Sack 8397]

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

[Auto Driller 2506]

Can anyone explain the white gloves?

[LTtxfan 49333]

1 hour ago, Fud said:

Best guess, Woodward lets him coach 2019 and 2020. Then he can be shown to have given the homestate coach a fair shake while the buyout goes down, but can justify the firing for not having beaten Saban in five years. Orgeron is recruiting a good level, so there's not a lot of downside. By then Jimbo's contract will have two more years knocked off, and LSU will be able to give him a big enough contract for him to make the move. Or they'll hire whoever the other best attainable coach is. 

Valid points..... the buyout for Cajun Cookie Monster does decrease by $250k/mo so by Dec 2020 it would be approximately $5mil

Edited April 18, 2019 by LTtxfan

[South Austin 52579]

Just now, Auto Driller said:

Can anyone explain the white gloves?

Johnny Sack just did.

[Longboard Horn 40470]

[LTtxfan 49333]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

It's a hell of a lot easier to pay that kind of buyout when you have to fund $0 for the new coaching candidate's buyout.

 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

New aggy cow fisting simulator?

[Dennis Taylor 18855]

take what? their AD? 

[C-Man 27254]

aggy better root like hell that LSU wins big enough to keep Orgeron. Gonna be glorious when Jimbo takes less money to leave aggyland for LSU.

[Fletch 5800]

You know who they really need? Steve Patterson. The man did wonders here and honestly CDC is just riding the coattails of what Patterson was able to accomplish. He’s got AD expierence, CEO expierence, he’s everything they need to truly awaken the sleeping giant that is ATM

[MrPhlegm 3413]

You know who they really need? Steve Patterson. The man did wonders here and honestly CDC is just riding the coattails of what Patterson was able to accomplish. He’s got AD expierence, CEO expierence, he’s everything they need to truly awaken the sleeping giant that is ATM

That's too cruel.

[ABSR 5322]

11 hours ago, po elvis said:

You could give a monkey a truckload of money and get the coaches Woodward has gotten. The monkey would probably put a buyout in the contract though.

Not if that monkey planned to move to a new monkey troop and bring the coach with him.