Tell Me About Texas a&m

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

it's OK if you're a Jew

just OK though, not super or anything

don't get cocky kid

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

Texas A&M: Let's Hear It For The Cripples, And The Retards

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

FRONT:     I Approve Of Your Life

BACK:   YOU'RE WELCOME

Edited April 19, 2019 by SwanderedTalent

[hookem48 4687]

1 hour ago, tejas60 said:

X

/thread

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

12 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

it's OK if you're a Jew

I believe the preferred nomenclature is now "Red Sea Pedestrian".

[DaysOff 7948]

Bitch here in the airport with a Howdy Jimbo tshirt on.

 

What is wrong with these people?

 

 

[Deej 76782]

354 pages explaining it to you.

Edited April 19, 2019 by Deej

[F250 28774]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

There is more to unpack in this Galveston aggy picture than I can possibly get into while sober:

Freshman 15? We do the Freshman 55. Whoop!

 

[Burt Macklin 19023]

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

There is more to unpack in this Galveston aggy picture than I can possibly get into while sober:

Overweight? Unacceptable. 

Surly only bangs 10s.

[Lat22 4014]

RC is back!

[Chopper 17235]

The aggy athletics department is legendary. Of the 120 P5s aggy athletics has accomplished as much as (checks notes) 1 other P5 university. Therefore there's no where to go but up and they have a shot at hiring staff from 1 of the 118 universities that rank above 'em. WHOOOP.

Also, Woodward was their dream hire but now that he's literally told 'em to fuck off by bailing on them for a conference rival after less than 3 years on the job, those geniuses in aggyland are definitely going to get it right the next time. /aggy/lucci logic

[TexasBeta 1261]

RC is back!

We’re putting the band back together! Let the unbridled cheating begin in earnest.

[Quasimofo 406]

"I'm super! Thanks for asking!"

[Steel Shank 9425]

I'm just waiting on the next "final piece to the puzzle to awaken the sleeping giant" routine from aggy.

[Gardner Barnes 1562]

Accurate. Took me about a few moments to realize Cruz was in the picture. 

checkin Ted out from behind....good thing it is fine by that girl.

[Orange&White 5528]

2 hours ago, F250 said:

Freshman 15? We do the Freshman 55. Whoop!

 

Bigger'n tha sips! Whoop!

[campcrunk 2455]

4 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

There is more to unpack in this Galveston aggy picture than I can possibly get into while sober:

This photo is absolutely Lovecraftian. Everyone who looked it is now a little bit less sane.

[Jkwellborn 6700]

"I'm super! Thanks for asking!"

Easy there Al.

[Deej 76782]

4 hours ago, F250 said:

Freshman 15? We do the Freshman 55. Whoop!

 

Fish Camp 50.

[RedDirtTexan 209]

It's like if CDC left to go to OU, then we hired Mackovic to be interim AD. And we'd be good with it. 

Fuckin aggy. 

[texaslong 678]

RC is your typical aggy. He loves having people tell him how great of a person he is. If he doesn't hear it enough he'll tell you about how good of person he is. He'll make A&M athletics about himself. 

[theaveragejon 988]

6 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Meanwhile... aggy is not exactly poor, per se, but... they only come in at #12 on the list of most valuable programs. Only worth roughly half as much as big brother. Ain't that cute?

Somebody tweet that to that Barstool Kaycee Smith chick, tag El Pres and Big Cat too. 

[theaveragejon 988]

6 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Meanwhile... aggy is not exactly poor, per se, but... they only come in at #12 on the list of most valuable programs. Only worth roughly half as much as big brother. Ain't that cute?

Somebody tweet that to that Barstool Kaycee Smith chick, tag El Pres and Big Cat too. 

[Modessit 5600]

I don't get the "Gay...Fine by Me" shirt. Why does it matter how she feels about gay people?
"Oh, you are gay? Well, that is fine by me."
"Well, I really didn't care if it was fine with you. I'm kind of going to be gay anyways."

It means she's gay and wants the female sheep to know that their not safe just because no agguys are around.

[South Austin 52498]

7 hours ago, RedDirtTexan said:

It's like if CDC left to go to OU, then we hired Mackovic to be interim AD. And we'd be good with it.

But could you imagine the wine list at DKR?

[Armybrat 40844]

14 minutes ago, South Austin said:

But could you imagine the wine list at DKR?

Meh, it don’t make a shit. Almaden Chardonnay in the boxes suit Mrs. Brat just fine, with some Costco Prosecco on special occasions to tweak the palate.

[mr. sunshine 2826]

12 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Overweight? Unacceptable. 

Surly only bangs 10s.

Alright smart guy sell us on the virtues of anything in that photo except the redhead in the foreground 

[Whatever 700]

Alright smart guy sell us on the virtues of anything in that photo except the redhead in the foreground 

I'd smash the aggy out of blue dress.

[South Austin 52498]

3 minutes ago, Whatever said:

11 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

Alright smart guy sell us on the virtues of anything in that photo except the redhead in the foreground 

I'd smash the aggy out of blue dress.

I’m guessing she uses cream gravy as lube.

[Armybrat 40844]

It's up to you to add the sausage.

[Dnaguy 11961]

36 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I’m guessing she uses cream gravy as lube.

 

[markstanco 12577]

I'd smash the aggy out of blue dress.

[Whatever 700]

I’m guessing she uses cream gravy as lube.

Your idea of fat and mine are different my friend.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

2 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Alright smart guy sell us on the virtues of anything in that photo except the redhead in the foreground 

[South Austin 52498]

1 hour ago, Whatever said:

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

I’m guessing she uses cream gravy as lube.

Your idea of fat and mine are different my friend.

Seen fatter on campus.  But she’s definitely on the chunky side.  After you bone her you might want to take her out for a jog.

[RamjetFDO 10575]

17 hours ago, tejas60 said:

X

When Ted Cruz is the most attractive in a group shot, you know it's gotta be aggy.

/nocr /nohomo /nttawwt

[lemonandaturd 4285]

13 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I'm just waiting on the next "final piece to the puzzle to awaken the sleeping giant" routine from aggy.

I prefer sleeping gnat.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

This photo is absolutely Lovecraftian. Everyone who looked it is now a little bit less sane.

Too late!

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Alright smart guy sell us on the virtues of anything in that photo except the redhead in the foreground 

I'll have a go. The carpet, one could blow chunks on the carpet and no one would notice.



Whoop!

[MrPhlegm 3413]

I’m guessing she uses cream gravy as lube.

Good choice!

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

18 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

I'll have a go. The carpet, one could blow chunks on the carpet and no one would notice.

Well, yeah, but it's Galveston. I'm pretty sure all the sidewalks there are composed of compressed dried vomit.

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1259]

On 4/19/2019 at 2:18 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

of course he does

 

Aggie could hire Sumlin back and this guy would find a way to claim it as a home run hire. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

Wasn't he just as happy when RC got canned?

[billfromlaketravis 11470]

22 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Meanwhile... aggy is not exactly poor, per se, but... they only come in at #12 on the list of most valuable programs. Only worth roughly half as much as big brother. Ain't that cute?

But Barstool chick. - Aggy

[Neonmoon 38129]

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Wasn't he just as happy when RC got canned?

I don’t know, but this thread has some choice posts 

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/174825

 

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

I can’t come up with a good rc didn’t offer joke, so just pretend I did.  Thx.

[HtownHorn 14681]

Hide your secretaries, RC is coming.

[DeadArmadillo 907]

3 hours ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Aggie could hire Sumlin back and this guy would find a way to claim it as a home run hire. 

Aggie could hire Dave Bliss as the new AD, Larry Nassar as the Team Physician, Art Briles as HFC, and Aunt Becky as their academic advisor and Luicci would spin them all as great hires

[billfromlaketravis 11470]

On 4/19/2019 at 3:47 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

There is more to unpack in this Galveston aggy picture than I can possibly get into while sober:

This can't be real. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

This can't be real. 

Oh, they're real. And they're septictacular.