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[Scholz 11943]

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

It's not a lie if you believe it.

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[markstanco 12577]

1234

[Leanderman 2275]

Notre Dame AD? Catholics and a cuck would make a sweet combo.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

aggy Hail Mary!

[Deej 76786]

They're both into boys.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

57 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Notre Dame AD? 

there is no fucking way

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

otre Dame's Jack Swarbrick's Salary is Way Higher Than Any Other Athletics Director

Swarbrick's base salary is under $1 million but he earns $2 million in other compensation.

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JOE RAYMOND/APNotre Dame athletics director Jack Swarbrick earns more than $3 million annually.

 

 

I can't even imagine the daily demands of Jack Swarbrick's job, but at least the Notre Dame athletics director is getting paid handsomely for his services.

Swarbrick, a Notre Dame graduate, was appointed athletics director in 2008. A decade later, he's believed to be the highest-paid athletics director in the country. According to new data published by USA Today and Athletic Director U, Swarbrick has a base salary of $994,751 but earns $2,056,169 through "other university compensation," bringing his annual compensation to >$3,050,920. Though the data only includes figures for 115 of 130 athletics directors (hence "he's believed to be the highest-paid athletics director"), it's highly unlikely another AD is making more.

None of the other 114 ADs earn more than $1.6 million per year, with Northwestern's Jim Phillips ($1,570,766) and Wisconsin's Barry Alvarez ($1,550,000) coming in second and third, respectively. There are some notable ADs whose compensation was not reported, including Miami 's Blake James, Stanford's Bernard Muir and USC 's Lynn Swann, though none of them are believed to earn anywhere near the $3 million that Swarbrick does.

Here's a look at the 17 ADs earning over $1 million (you can view the full list here😞

 

NAME	SCHOOL	BASE SALARY	OTHER COMP.	TOTAL COMP.	MAX BONUS
Jack Swarbrick	Notre Dame	$994,751	$2,056, 169	$3,050,920	N/A
Jim Phillips	Northwestern	$941,594	$629,172	$1,570,766	N/A
Barry Alvarez	Wisconsin	$500,000	$1,050,000	$1,550,000	$0
Kevin White	Duke	$1,451,585	N/A	$1,451,585	N/A
Kirby Hocutt	Texas Tech	$1,325,000	$125,000	$1,450,000	$225,000
Chris Del Conte	Texas	$1,310,000	$125,000	$1,435,000	$10,000
Gene Smith	Ohio State	$1,000,591	$420,000	$1,420,591	$130,000
Greg Byrne	Alabama	$900,000	$325,000	$1,225,000	$220,000
Joe Castiglione	Oklahoma	$363,750	$785,000	$1,148,750	$760,000
Ron Wellman	Wake Forest	$1,106,115	N/A	$1,106,115	N/A
Dan Guerrero	UCLA	$937,779	$146,000	$1,083,779	$105,000
Scott Stricklin	Florida	$530,000	$550,000	$1,080,000	$200,000
Hunter Yurachek	Arkansas	$525,000	$525,000	$1,050,000	$0
Phillip Fulmer	Tennessee	$300,000	$740,000	$1,040,000	$300, 000
Whit Babcock	Virginia Tech	$700,088	$330,000	$1,030,088	$491,681
Bubba Cunningham	North Carolina	$740,440	$260,000	$1,000,440	$661,414
Bill Moos	Nebraska	$1,000,000	$0	$1,000,000	$525,000

[Leanderman 2275]

gomers could offer all you could drink at the jizz bar for compensation.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

17 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

gomers could offer all you could drink from the mason jar for compensation.

Champagne isn’t served in a shot glass

Edited April 23, 2019 by ImissWallyPryor

[Bullneck 19089]

1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

otre Dame's Jack Swarbrick's Salary is Way Higher Than Any Other Athletics Director

Swarbrick's base salary is under $1 million but he earns $2 million in other compensation.

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JOE RAYMOND/APNotre Dame athletics director Jack Swarbrick earns more than $3 million annually.

 

 

I can't even imagine the daily demands of Jack Swarbrick's job, but at least the Notre Dame athletics director is getting paid handsomely for his services.

Swarbrick, a Notre Dame graduate, was appointed athletics director in 2008. A decade later, he's believed to be the highest-paid athletics director in the country. According to new data published by USA Today and Athletic Director U, Swarbrick has a base salary of $994,751 but earns $2,056,169 through "other university compensation," bringing his annual compensation to >$3,050,920. Though the data only includes figures for 115 of 130 athletics directors (hence "he's believed to be the highest-paid athletics director"), it's highly unlikely another AD is making more.

None of the other 114 ADs earn more than $1.6 million per year, with Northwestern's Jim Phillips ($1,570,766) and Wisconsin's Barry Alvarez ($1,550,000) coming in second and third, respectively. There are some notable ADs whose compensation was not reported, including Miami 's Blake James, Stanford's Bernard Muir and USC 's Lynn Swann, though none of them are believed to earn anywhere near the $3 million that Swarbrick does.

Here's a look at the 17 ADs earning over $1 million (you can view the full list here😞

 

NAME	SCHOOL	BASE SALARY	OTHER COMP.	TOTAL COMP.	MAX BONUS
Jack Swarbrick	Notre Dame	$994,751	$2,056, 169	$3,050,920	N/A
Jim Phillips	Northwestern	$941,594	$629,172	$1,570,766	N/A
Barry Alvarez	Wisconsin	$500,000	$1,050,000	$1,550,000	$0
Kevin White	Duke	$1,451,585	N/A	$1,451,585	N/A
Kirby Hocutt	Texas Tech	$1,325,000	$125,000	$1,450,000	$225,000
Chris Del Conte	Texas	$1,310,000	$125,000	$1,435,000	$10,000
Gene Smith	Ohio State	$1,000,591	$420,000	$1,420,591	$130,000
Greg Byrne	Alabama	$900,000	$325,000	$1,225,000	$220,000
Joe Castiglione	Oklahoma	$363,750	$785,000	$1,148,750	$760,000
Ron Wellman	Wake Forest	$1,106,115	N/A	$1,106,115	N/A
Dan Guerrero	UCLA	$937,779	$146,000	$1,083,779	$105,000
Scott Stricklin	Florida	$530,000	$550,000	$1,080,000	$200,000
Hunter Yurachek	Arkansas	$525,000	$525,000	$1,050,000	$0
Phillip Fulmer	Tennessee	$300,000	$740,000	$1,040,000	$300, 000
Whit Babcock	Virginia Tech	$700,088	$330,000	$1,030,088	$491,681
Bubba Cunningham	North Carolina	$740,440	$260,000	$1,000,440	$661,414
Bill Moos	Nebraska	$1,000,000	$0	$1,000,000	$525,000

Yeah, those guys are totally worth it.  

[Jersey Man10 3528]

otre Dame's Jack Swarbrick's Salary is Way Higher Than Any Other Athletics Director

Swarbrick's base salary is under $1 million but he earns $2 million in other compensation.

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JOE RAYMOND/APNotre Dame athletics director Jack Swarbrick earns more than $3 million annually.

   

I can't even imagine the daily demands of Jack Swarbrick's job, but at least the Notre Dame athletics director is getting paid handsomely for his services.

Swarbrick, a Notre Dame graduate, was appointed athletics director in 2008. A decade later, he's believed to be the highest-paid athletics director in the country. According to new data published by USA Today and Athletic Director U, Swarbrick has a base salary of $994,751 but earns $2,056,169 through "other university compensation," bringing his annual compensation to >$3,050,920. Though the data only includes figures for 115 of 130 athletics directors (hence "he's believed to be the highest-paid athletics director"), it's highly unlikely another AD is making more.

None of the other 114 ADs earn more than $1.6 million per year, with Northwestern's Jim Phillips ($1,570,766) and Wisconsin's Barry Alvarez ($1,550,000) coming in second and third, respectively. There are some notable ADs whose compensation was not reported, including Miami 's Blake James, Stanford's Bernard Muir and USC 's Lynn Swann, though none of them are believed to earn anywhere near the $3 million that Swarbrick does.

Here's a look at the 17 ADs earning over $1 million (you can view the full list here

 

NAME	SCHOOL	BASE SALARY	OTHER COMP.	TOTAL COMP.	MAX BONUS
Jack Swarbrick	Notre Dame	$994,751	$2,056, 169	$3,050,920	N/A
Jim Phillips	Northwestern	$941,594	$629,172	$1,570,766	N/A
Barry Alvarez	Wisconsin	$500,000	$1,050,000	$1,550,000	$0
Kevin White	Duke	$1,451,585	N/A	$1,451,585	N/A
Kirby Hocutt	Texas Tech	$1,325,000	$125,000	$1,450,000	$225,000
Chris Del Conte	Texas	$1,310,000	$125,000	$1,435,000	$10,000
Gene Smith	Ohio State	$1,000,591	$420,000	$1,420,591	$130,000
Greg Byrne	Alabama	$900,000	$325,000	$1,225,000	$220,000
Joe Castiglione	Oklahoma	$363,750	$785,000	$1,148,750	$760,000
Ron Wellman	Wake Forest	$1,106,115	N/A	$1,106,115	N/A
Dan Guerrero	UCLA	$937,779	$146,000	$1,083,779	$105,000
Scott Stricklin	Florida	$530,000	$550,000	$1,080,000	$200,000
Hunter Yurachek	Arkansas	$525,000	$525,000	$1,050,000	$0
Phillip Fulmer	Tennessee	$300,000	$740,000	$1,040,000	$300, 000
Whit Babcock	Virginia Tech	$700,088	$330,000	$1,030,088	$491,681
Bubba Cunningham	North Carolina	$740,440	$260,000	$1,000,440	$661,414
Bill Moos	Nebraska	$1,000,000	$0	$1,000,000	$525,000

Yep.

[freyguy 4271]

[mr. sunshine 2827]

26 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Yep.

Sounds like a man who didn’t realize he’s an expert in hurricane recovery services and needs to be more than adequately compensated for it 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

CDC received a $200K raise since the above article was published and now makes over $1.5 million for his base salary.  Possibly making him the second highest compensated AD. 

Edited April 23, 2019 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[Irieguy 1059]

2 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

there is no fucking way

Swandered has gone off the rails on two threads. Hamm was referring to EJ Holland covering Notre Dame recruiting. Then somebody tweeted an OBVIOUS joke. Obviuously the Notre Dame AD isn’t going to aggy. It’s a joke. Come on people. 

[mr. sunshine 2827]

1 minute ago, Irieguy said:

Obviuously the Notre Dame AD isn’t going to aggy.

You recovered by spelled aggy correctly

[CfRhTxStBobcats 600]

On 4/19/2019 at 3:47 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

There is more to unpack in this Galveston aggy picture than I can possibly get into while sober:

Didn't realize the nerd from Big Bang Theory,  that's married to the Priceline hot chick on the show, was an aggy. 

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

What the fuck is going on in that pic?   SMH

[Treefidy 1463]

aggy needs to back the hot check truck up to Phil fulmers door and bring him in.  Not only is he SEC ready, but they will have 2 mnc winning coaches on staff.   TWO!!!

Come on aggy, show the country how well you can burn money, and hang another title on krogers wall.  Just think of it as insurance if bilbo bolts for the bayou. Plus think of all the UT/tu jokes you could conjure out of that greatness.  Please, please, at least consider it.  

Edited April 23, 2019 by Treefidy

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Notre Dame AD? Catholics and a cuck would make a sweet combo.

Well it's all peaches and herb until some goddamn frenchy sets the roof of kyle on fire.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

otre Dame's Jack Swarbrick's Salary is Way Higher Than Any Other Athletics Director

Swarbrick's base salary is under $1 million but he earns $2 million in other compensation.

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JOE RAYMOND/APNotre Dame athletics director Jack Swarbrick earns more than $3 million annually.

   

I can't even imagine the daily demands of Jack Swarbrick's job, but at least the Notre Dame athletics director is getting paid handsomely for his services.

Swarbrick, a Notre Dame graduate, was appointed athletics director in 2008. A decade later, he's believed to be the highest-paid athletics director in the country. According to new data published by USA Today and Athletic Director U, Swarbrick has a base salary of $994,751 but earns $2,056,169 through "other university compensation," bringing his annual compensation to >$3,050,920. Though the data only includes figures for 115 of 130 athletics directors (hence "he's believed to be the highest-paid athletics director"), it's highly unlikely another AD is making more.

None of the other 114 ADs earn more than $1.6 million per year, with Northwestern's Jim Phillips ($1,570,766) and Wisconsin's Barry Alvarez ($1,550,000) coming in second and third, respectively. There are some notable ADs whose compensation was not reported, including Miami 's Blake James, Stanford's Bernard Muir and USC 's Lynn Swann, though none of them are believed to earn anywhere near the $3 million that Swarbrick does.

Here's a look at the 17 ADs earning over $1 million (you can view the full list here

 

NAME	SCHOOL	BASE SALARY	OTHER COMP.	TOTAL COMP.	MAX BONUS
Jack Swarbrick	Notre Dame	$994,751	$2,056, 169	$3,050,920	N/A
Jim Phillips	Northwestern	$941,594	$629,172	$1,570,766	N/A
Barry Alvarez	Wisconsin	$500,000	$1,050,000	$1,550,000	$0
Kevin White	Duke	$1,451,585	N/A	$1,451,585	N/A
Kirby Hocutt	Texas Tech	$1,325,000	$125,000	$1,450,000	$225,000
Chris Del Conte	Texas	$1,310,000	$125,000	$1,435,000	$10,000
Gene Smith	Ohio State	$1,000,591	$420,000	$1,420,591	$130,000
Greg Byrne	Alabama	$900,000	$325,000	$1,225,000	$220,000
Joe Castiglione	Oklahoma	$363,750	$785,000	$1,148,750	$760,000
Ron Wellman	Wake Forest	$1,106,115	N/A	$1,106,115	N/A
Dan Guerrero	UCLA	$937,779	$146,000	$1,083,779	$105,000
Scott Stricklin	Florida	$530,000	$550,000	$1,080,000	$200,000
Hunter Yurachek	Arkansas	$525,000	$525,000	$1,050,000	$0
Phillip Fulmer	Tennessee	$300,000	$740,000	$1,040,000	$300, 000
Whit Babcock	Virginia Tech	$700,088	$330,000	$1,030,088	$491,681
Bubba Cunningham	North Carolina	$740,440	$260,000	$1,000,440	$661,414
Bill Moos	Nebraska	$1,000,000	$0	$1,000,000	$525,000

Mr.Wizard?

Holy shit it's the ENTIRE Oxford fucking English Dictionary in one post!!

THE ARISTOCRATS!

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Swandered has gone off the rails on two threads. Hamm was referring to EJ Holland covering Notre Dame recruiting. Then somebody tweeted an OBVIOUS joke. Obviuously the Notre Dame AD isn’t going to aggy. It’s a joke. Come on people. 

Two threads? You don't get around much. That aggy sooner dick muncher is everywhere.

[markstanco 12577]

there is no fucking way

So you are saying they can't money whip somebody?

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

12 minutes ago, markstanco said:

3 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

there is no fucking way

So you are saying they can't money whip somebody?

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

[Homesickhorn 2202]

It's an SEC thing...you wouldn't understand.

Man, that a bit rich going all ‘conference affiliation’ on it. Last I checked, there’s a school in Waco that, in case you haven’t been reading the internets for the last three/four years, may have tripped you up on that comment before you posted it.

[Hagbard Celine 10864]

On 4/19/2019 at 1:10 PM, TexasMan said:

Sooo also in this, Looch was asked a timetable on a new permanent AD."Very soon. Within 2 weeks. This won't be a Mike Perrin situation." 

 

 

 

i know it's 3 days later but this was incredible.  the ministry of information is not aligned.  aggypedia worthy.

[Hagbard Celine 10864]

On 4/19/2019 at 8:23 PM, campcrunk said:

This photo is absolutely Lovecraftian. Everyone who looked it is now a little bit less sane.

HASTUR.

[Machinator 32099]

 

[SydneyCarton 48104]

10 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Zing!

[Homesickhorn 2202]

 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

On 4/19/2019 at 8:23 PM, campcrunk said:

This photo is absolutely Lovecraftian. Everyone who looked it is now a little bit less sane.

I've seen worse.

[Tex Pete 20354]

21 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Every time I have left that shithole has been easy, even after watching my team win on the football field or after banging my aggy girlfriend. I can't imagine how easy it would be to leave after living and working there.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

10 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Every time I have left that shithole has been easy, even after watching my team win on the football field or after banging my aggy girlfriend. I can't imagine how easy it would be to leave after living and working there.

Your GF's into anal? Congrats.

[Tex Pete 20354]

1 minute ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Your GF's into anal? Congrats.

I should clarify that I had an aggy GF 20+ years ago.

[ztejas 43428]

19 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

otre Dame's Jack Swarbrick's Salary is Way Higher Than Any Other Athletics Director

Swarbrick's base salary is under $1 million but he earns $2 million in other compensation.

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JOE RAYMOND/APNotre Dame athletics director Jack Swarbrick earns more than $3 million annually.

 

 

I can't even imagine the daily demands of Jack Swarbrick's job, but at least the Notre Dame athletics director is getting paid handsomely for his services.

Swarbrick, a Notre Dame graduate, was appointed athletics director in 2008. A decade later, he's believed to be the highest-paid athletics director in the country. According to new data published by USA Today and Athletic Director U, Swarbrick has a base salary of $994,751 but earns $2,056,169 through "other university compensation," bringing his annual compensation to >$3,050,920. Though the data only includes figures for 115 of 130 athletics directors (hence "he's believed to be the highest-paid athletics director"), it's highly unlikely another AD is making more.

None of the other 114 ADs earn more than $1.6 million per year, with Northwestern's Jim Phillips ($1,570,766) and Wisconsin's Barry Alvarez ($1,550,000) coming in second and third, respectively. There are some notable ADs whose compensation was not reported, including Miami 's Blake James, Stanford's Bernard Muir and USC 's Lynn Swann, though none of them are believed to earn anywhere near the $3 million that Swarbrick does.

Here's a look at the 17 ADs earning over $1 million (you can view the full list here😞

 

NAME	SCHOOL	BASE SALARY	OTHER COMP.	TOTAL COMP.	MAX BONUS
Jack Swarbrick	Notre Dame	$994,751	$2,056, 169	$3,050,920	N/A
Jim Phillips	Northwestern	$941,594	$629,172	$1,570,766	N/A
Barry Alvarez	Wisconsin	$500,000	$1,050,000	$1,550,000	$0
Kevin White	Duke	$1,451,585	N/A	$1,451,585	N/A
Kirby Hocutt	Texas Tech	$1,325,000	$125,000	$1,450,000	$225,000
Chris Del Conte	Texas	$1,310,000	$125,000	$1,435,000	$10,000
Gene Smith	Ohio State	$1,000,591	$420,000	$1,420,591	$130,000
Greg Byrne	Alabama	$900,000	$325,000	$1,225,000	$220,000
Joe Castiglione	Oklahoma	$363,750	$785,000	$1,148,750	$760,000
Ron Wellman	Wake Forest	$1,106,115	N/A	$1,106,115	N/A
Dan Guerrero	UCLA	$937,779	$146,000	$1,083,779	$105,000
Scott Stricklin	Florida	$530,000	$550,000	$1,080,000	$200,000
Hunter Yurachek	Arkansas	$525,000	$525,000	$1,050,000	$0
Phillip Fulmer	Tennessee	$300,000	$740,000	$1,040,000	$300, 000
Whit Babcock	Virginia Tech	$700,088	$330,000	$1,030,088	$491,681
Bubba Cunningham	North Carolina	$740,440	$260,000	$1,000,440	$661,414
Bill Moos	Nebraska	$1,000,000	$0	$1,000,000	$525,000

Did the N burn off in the fire?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

I should clarify that I had an aggy GF 20+ years ago.

My high school GF went on to be an aggy, of course she became a lesbian too.

[txhorns 2409]

1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

My high school GF went on to be an aggy, of course she became a lesbian too.

Because she was an aggy or because you couldn't satisfy her.

[SydneyCarton 48104]

8 minutes ago, txhorns said:

Because she was an aggy or because you couldn't satisfy her.

Yes

[texaslong 678]

I love how he states the easy part was leaving A&M. Lulz

[South Austin 52499]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

I should clarify that I had an aggy GF 20+ years ago.

It's never too late to offer congratulations for anal, so congrats.

[Leanderman 2275]

"It's never too late to offer congratulations for anal, so congrats."

Depends if your a top or a bottom. Unless your are a gomer then the parts are interchangeable. 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

My high school GF went on to be an aggy, of course she became a lesbian too.

[Cairn Horn88 8264]

Poor aggy.....just can't do anything right!

[Cairn Horn88 8264]

1 hour ago, MrPhlegm said:

"My high school GF went on to be an aggy, of course she became a lesbian too."

Damn....your GF was Sarah Huckabee?

[Tex Long 4397]

19 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Dammit, I fucking KNEW that clip of Mayfield prancing around in the rassling outfit reminded me of something...

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

4 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9324]

Yet another aggy in the wild embarrassing themselves story:

My company had the honor today of hosting a team from NASA and the ISS for a presentation on collaborative opportunities in space. The keynote presenter was a NASA astronaut who flew on 3 shuttle missions including 2 deployments to the ISS. She logged over 42 days in space. She's a certified bad-ass by any unit of measurement, and a Texas Ex to boot.

During the Q&A one of the questions from the audience was to ask her to describe her most thrilling moment as an astronaut. Now, ramjet can attest to this better than most, but being an astronaut doesn't equate to being a great or inspiring public speaker. Her engineering principles were on full display. She was calculated, precise...anything but boastful (almost to her detriment; the audience wants to be wowed by tales of what they'll never experience). But  she did her best to describe the immense power of the 8 1/2 minute launch, the beauty of seeing the aurora borealis plus massive weather patterns on earth from space,, etc. She also talked about how one of the most memorable and cool things she saw was the view from the shuttle each time (she was on the Discovery all 3 missions) upon re-entry when (I'm gonna fuck up the particulars) the plasma super heated and a brilliant--in her words--"burnt orange glow encased the vehicle. As a Longhorn I thought that was really cool."

The audience here in Austin politely chuckled/applauded as you'd expect. Except for the dumb fuck, twenty something aggy who waited until the crowd noise subsided to let out a 5 second long "hisssssssssss."  Heads snapped around to find this douche who, when he realized he was being stared down, lifted his right hand with a feeble gig em sign.

This dipshit is two years or less into his career & he thinks the appropriate thing to do in a public event (we were also streaming it globally) is to hiss at an astronaut and PhD in engineering? What the fuck is wrong with these idiots?

 

[UTEX90 589]

31 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

This dipshit is two years or less into his career & he thinks the appropriate thing to do in a public event (we were also streaming it globally) is to hiss at an astronaut and PhD in engineering? What the fuck is wrong with these idiots?

 

I am really fucking sick of this becoming more and more common.  It has been atrocious since 2012.  I see it several mutlti-alumni events including fundraisers and charity banquets which I think is bullshit but I wouldn't put up with that for one second in a work environment.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

5 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

ouch, not even making a mild effort at conciliatory professional politeness, just telling the truth

straight shooter with real upper management potential