Tell Me About Texas a&m

[deft 6879]

UT otoh are the Fandango boys and they are the coolest people ever.

Who are you?

[RoundRobin 828]

Cool. Look me up. Arthur Andersen...Dallas. 

[DaysOff 7975]

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[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, texaslong said:

They don't tolorate others who do it. It's okay for them to do it. 

It's only lying or stealing if it's done to an aggy, not by an aggy.

[pearlandhorn 3274]

On 4/25/2019 at 8:31 AM, Armybrat said:

They probably understood why Santa Anna won the Alamo.

If we had been around, damn sana ana wouldn’t have won the Alamo you stupid sip!

-aggy

[Machinator 32099]

[TrashMaster G 17600]

On 4/25/2019 at 6:33 AM, ClubWhatever said:

I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

Jesus Christ. Yeah, Kyler Murray wasn't an SEC quarterback, because he transferred out of a dumpster fire and then lost one playoff game to Alabama

[Dennis Taylor 18871]

Just now, SwanderedTalent said:

Jesus Christ. Yeah, Kyler Murray wasn't an SEC quarterback, because he transferred out of a dumpster fire and then lost one playoff game to Alabama

Are you surprised by any of their bullshit? it's like you don't even aggy, bro

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

14 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Are you surprised by any of their bullshit? 

that's like saying "what, you've never had a paper cut before?"

still annoying

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Their response to Murray is emblematic of their approach to life: he succeeds, and it's "He's still an aggy" but when he fails it's "He was never good enough to be an aggy."

This is why we never need to play them again -- fuck that noise.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Their response to Murray is emblematic of their approach to life: he succeeds, and it's "He's still an aggy" but when he fails it's "He was never good enough to be an aggy."

This is why we never need to play them again -- fuck that noise.

I wish I could double like this post

if aggypedia had a page for Underlying Psychological Deficiencies of the Aggie Mentality this would be one of the critical pieces

[Baconboy 135]

28 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Jesus Christ. Yeah, Kyler Murray wasn't an SEC quarterback, because he transferred out of a dumpster fire and then lost one playoff game to Alabama

A loss in which he accounted for 3 TDs and over 400 yards of offense.

[Tex Pete 20489]

Fuck Cryler Murray.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

If we had been around, damn sana ana wouldn’t have won the Alamo you stupid sip!
-aggy

aggy would fought on Santa Anna's side?

[Tex Long 4445]

1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I wish I could double like this post

Gotcher back, man.

16 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Fuck Cryler Murray.

Well said, well said. He'll never be the Kylest.

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Their response to Murray is emblematic of their approach to life: he succeeds, and it's "He's still an aggy" but when he fails it's "He was never good enough to be an aggy."

This is why we never need to play them again -- fuck that noise.

Once an aggie aggy agi, always an aggie aggy agi.

[Tex Long 4445]

4 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

2 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:

If we had been around, damn sana ana wouldn’t have won the Alamo you stupid sip!
-aggy

aggy would fought on Santa Anna's side?

Be fair: they wouldn't have to - being there would fuck things up sufficiently.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Are you surprised by any of their bullshit? it's like you don't even aggy, bro

Oh swanny aggy alright.
Him midnight yell queen heap big time. Whoop!





Him do have obsession wit nmsu tho.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

I wish I could double like this post
if aggypedia had a page for Underlying Psychological Deficiencies of the Aggie Mentality this would be one of the critical pieces

aggypedia is about aggy you aggy twatwaffle so OF COURSE it doesnt have anything in it about NMSU or UC Davis and the other Aggie schools.

Duh.

You seem stupid.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Once an aggie aggy agi, always an aggie aggy agi.

Albanian Goat Inseminator?

Dude take that shit to the Albanian Goat Inseminator thread.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

A loss in which he accounted for 3 TDs and over 400 yards of offense.

Fuck off mr Arkansas toothless nutria fucker.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

that's like saying "what, you've never had a paper cut before?"
still annoying

Paper cut?

Your arm's off!

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Be fair: they wouldn't have to - being there would fuck things up sufficiently.

Wat?

That doesn't make any sense. If they had fought on the Texian side they would have shot Travis' men before Santa Anna could have done it and if they had been outside the Alamo doing one of their oh a aggy is gonna propose to his sheep ceremonies Santa Anna would have shot them while guffawing at their aggyshines.

If they had fought for Santa Anna aggy would have had them Mexicans all midnight yelling and while all the Mexicans were busy whooping and humping the Texicans under Travis would have killed em.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Meanwhile, in Iowa...

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

3 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:

If we had been around, damn sana ana wouldn’t have won the Alamo you stupid sip!

-aggy

Give me an army of Texians and I'll win independence for Texas.  Give me an army of aggy and I'll win independence for America!  Including Alaska and Hawaii! 

- S. Houston

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

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man that's a lotta trolling! the moderator who moderates least moderates best, I guess!

Edited April 26, 2019 by SwanderedTalent

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

52 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Give me an army of Texians and I'll win independence for Texas.  Give me an army of aggy and I'll win independence for America!  Including Alaska and Hawaii! 

- S. Houston

"It's on the internet, so it must be true."

--John Sharp

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

10 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

"It's on the internet, so it must be true."

--John Sharp

"Jimmy Johnson was right about this Extenze stuff, I can feel it working!"

---John Sharp

[Tex Pete 20489]

2 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

 

 

Surely you’ve figured out by now that the whole point of surly (and shaggy before it) is that it isn’t really moderated. 

[Gardner Barnes 1562]

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I can get behind this post.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

2 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

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man that's a lotta trolling! the moderator who moderates least moderates best, I guess! 

 

This is Phlegm's homepage when he fires up Netscape, what do you expect? Perhaps you could call out RD, while you're at it.

Edited April 26, 2019 by Spawn of Cthulhu
sobriety is a bitch

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Phlegm is a national treasure. Like Frank Zappa, or Ernie Kovacs.

[Tex Long 4445]

15 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Phlegm is a national treasure. Like Frank Zappa, or Ernie Kovacs.

But inscrutabler.

[deft 6879]

Phlegm is a national treasure. Like Frank Zappa, or Ernie Kovacs.

Fuck phlegm’s tired bit and anyone who likes it.

[Steel Shank 9432]

I was at DOM a couple weeks ago. Hell of a view.

[Lerka Lerka 1094]

24 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Phlegm is a national treasure. Like Frank Zappa, or Ernie Kovacs.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

16 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

But inscrutabler.

 

15 minutes ago, deft said:

 

Fuck phlegm’s tired bit and anyone who likes it.

 

 

8 minutes ago, Lerka Lerka said:

[Armybrat 40912]

4 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Give me an army of Texians and I'll win independence for Texas.  Give me an army of aggy and I'll win independence for America!  Including Alaska and Hawaii! 

- S. Houston

Why you hatin’ On Puerto Rico & Guam?

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

33 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Perhaps you could call out RD, while you're at it.

one, that dude (RD) rarely ever posts

two, when he does, as spergy as it may be, it serves a community service

if you guys really don't mind scrolling through 5 or 6 posts of the same 30 lame GIFs and "HURRR I'M SO CLEVER I'M CALLING YOU aggy because you won't use the stupid faggot spelling I claim to have invented" shit from Phlegm over and over, that's fine. I guess I just assume that if you don't have his fucking dumbass on ignore, you get tired of seeing the same giant walls of GIFs and the trolling. Perhaps not.

I have to go now, I'm off to the 2020 Texas recruiting thread to post 75 GIFs and do my Fozzy Bear wokka wokka comedy routine!!!!! no harm done, I'm such a character! it's so funny!!!

[Armybrat 40912]

36 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Phlegm is a national treasure. Like Frank Zappa, or Ernie Kovacs, or Al Yankovic.

Fify

[Armybrat 40912]

20 minutes ago, deft said:

 

Fuck phlegm’s tired bit and anyone who likes it.

 

Avatar checks out.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Phlegm is a national treasure. Like Frank Zappa, or Ernie Kovacs.

I prefer Moon Unit Zappa

[lemonandaturd 4285]

6 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

I prefer Moon Unit Zappa

Dinah-Moe Humm

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

17 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Dinah-Moe Humm

Gotta apply rotation.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

2 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Gotta apply rotation.

whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb an' applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked and stroked till my wrist got numb
An' you know I heard some ---Dinah-Moe Humm

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

6 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb an' applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked and stroked till my wrist got numb
An' you know I heard some ---Dinah-Moe Humm

Is that a real poncho? Or a Sears poncho?

[lemonandaturd 4285]

  Rudy Ray Moore's Signifying aggy.    SECSECSEC

aggy said Mr. Saban, "All my money to you I'll give
Mr. Saban, please just let me live!"
But Saban kicked him in his ass and broke his neck
Left that little aggy in a helluva wreck
The aggy looked up to the sky with tears in his eyes
Nothin’ he could see or nothing he could hear
He knew that that was the end
Of his bulllshittin’ and signifyin’ career

[DaggerHorns 3090]

22 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

This thread got.... Odd.

That started on page 1...

 

...of the old site.

[deft 6879]

That started on page 1...
 
...of the old site.

That thread got covered in piles of piles of shit. Then after phlegm posted, it got bought by scatlord Kevin Morgan and there were actual pictures of shit posted that where somehow more interesting to look at then the same reposted klingon and bow tie pics.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

I would rather look at pictures of two huge steaming Shaggy turds than pictures of Jimbo and Jackie Sherril.  I will give RC a break since he is not as experienced at cheating as those two.