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This is what aggy is selling to recruits....not specifically aggy, but secsec:  (first two rounds of draft)

Alabama - 5 
Georgia - 5 
LSU -4 
Auburn - 3 
Miss. State-3 
Florida - 2 
Texas A&M - 1 
Vandy-1 

Miami - 1 
Ohio State - 5 
Oklahoma - 3 
USC - 4 
Texas - 2 
Florida State - 2 
Michigan - 1 
Clemson - 1 
Notre Dame - 2

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Walden Ponderer

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Fuckin' aggy. From today's Eagle:

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College Station animal control officers captured a cobra Friday afternoon off University Drive after receiving reports the highly venomous snake was behaving aggressively toward people.

According to a press release from College Station police, animal control officers were called to the intersection of University Drive East and Forest Drive around 4:30 p.m. on the report of an aggressive snake. Authorities say the foot-long snake was identified as a young albino monocled cobra. Animal control officers were able to capture the reptile, which is generally found in Asia.

 

Authorities are seeking the snake’s owner to ensure that no one has been bitten by the snake. Anyone walking dogs in the area is reminded to stay vigilant.

Ownership of the snake is considered a violation of College Station city ordinance. No injuries were reported.

That's right around the corner from where I work. Stupid sunzubitches.

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6 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

College Station police provided this photograph of the snake

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While that cobra is a snake and it's reasonable to call a cobra a snake don't forget all snakes are cows. So, that is also a cobra cow.

/aggy 61% acceptance rate.

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https://cmhc.utexas.edu/vav/vav_masculinut.html

Really guys? This is necessary for your students. The big dildo giveaway was funny but now this. 

https://cmhc.utexas.edu/vav/vav_masculinut_poster.html

Looks like there is an awful lot of confusion in on campus right now.

Hopefully "kissing" Tom can get your football team back on track

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/which-college-football-teams-do-the-most-with-the-least-talent-and-vice-versa/

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Walden Ponderer

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It hardly needs saying. It is axiomatic. The culture at aggy is about as limp-wristed as it gets. I mean that as no insult to my many LGBTQ+ friends, but I'll point out that of all the former Corps members I know (and I know a lot), the only ones I would trust to have my back in a foxhole are actually out of the closet. And would kick the ever living shit out of most of the mouth-breathers who find this masculinity story amusing were they ever to be in a bar fight.

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25 minutes ago, Buster said:

https://cmhc.utexas.edu/vav/vav_masculinut.html

Really guys? This is necessary for your students. The big dildo giveaway was funny but now this. 

https://cmhc.utexas.edu/vav/vav_masculinut_poster.html

Looks like there is an awful lot of confusion in on campus right now.

Hopefully "kissing" Tom can get your football team back on track

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/which-college-football-teams-do-the-most-with-the-least-talent-and-vice-versa/

aggy buster coming with the heat!

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1 hour ago, Buster said:

https://cmhc.utexas.edu/vav/vav_masculinut.html

Really guys? This is necessary for your students. The big dildo giveaway was funny but now this. 

https://cmhc.utexas.edu/vav/vav_masculinut_poster.html

Looks like there is an awful lot of confusion in on campus right now.

Hopefully "kissing" Tom can get your football team back on track

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/which-college-football-teams-do-the-most-with-the-least-talent-and-vice-versa/

Why does what happens on the UT campus matter in the least to you and what makes you think anything you have to say in the subject means anything to any of us? 

Aside from your inherent dishonest as a person, why do you think your opinion on how Greg Fenves wants to handle any issue on campus has any importance?

If you think any reasonably well educated person would agree that more universities should be run with a culture more closely aligned with aggy culture, you are out of your redneck little mind. 

Trust me, the UT Austin campus is doing just fine and doesn’t need any idiot redneck suggestions as to how things could be better managed. Just because you can’t understand why people are doing what they are doing doesn’t mean they should be doing something differently. 

By the way, I heard that more aggys spent their military service during WWII digging latrines in Louisiana than graduates from every other college and university in the nation combined. In total, I hears aggys dug over 80,000 latrines during WWII. Is that true? 

 

 

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9 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

 By the way, I heard that more aggys spent their military service during WWII digging latrines in Louisiana than graduates from every other college and university in the nation combined. In total, I hears aggys dug over 80,000 latrines during WWII. Is that true? 

most of aggy has always been full of shit or had shit for brains, so that's not too much of a surprise.

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1 minute ago, The University said:

most of aggy has always been full of shit or had shit for brains, so that's not too much of a surprise.

Don't know whether it's still true or not, but back in the 1980's, aggy could boast of their Anthropology department housing the world's largest collection of fossilized human feces. Gig 'em!

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18 hours ago, hookem48 said:

I try to avoid University Dr like the plague

 

18 hours ago, hookem48 said:

I try to avoid University Dr like the plague

 

18 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

The plague is Northgate. Opposite end of University.

 

17 hours ago, utee94 said:

I know you're acclimated, but the plague is ALL of College Station.  ;)

The plague for the alternates is down in the ladies room.

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8 hours ago, Leanderman said:

"College Station animal control officers captured a cobra Friday afternoon off University Drive after receiving reports the highly venomous snake was behaving aggressively toward people."

Jealous he was not molested like other farm animals in gomersville. 

Had the cobra just minded his own business and said "howdy" to everybody,  no problem. He was probably ratted out by the classy, respectful cobras who better reflect A&M's traditions and values.

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3 hours ago, Buster said:

https://cmhc.utexas.edu/vav/vav_masculinut.html

Really guys? This is necessary for your students. The big dildo giveaway was funny but now this. 

https://cmhc.utexas.edu/vav/vav_masculinut_poster.html

Looks like there is an awful lot of confusion in on campus right now.

Hopefully "kissing" Tom can get your football team back on track

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/which-college-football-teams-do-the-most-with-the-least-talent-and-vice-versa/

Yea, some stupid stuff pops up in places that encourage open minds and new approaches. Some pretty great stuff pops up, too.

What kind of stuff, if anything, emerges from a place that despises new approaches and considers "those guys are fags" to be a devastating put down? What are we to make of a product of that place who decides to go public with this devastating bit of wit in the belief that he represents mainstream opinion?

You represent the anchor holding A&M to the 1930s very well, Buster. Whoop.

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3 hours ago, Buster said:

https://cmhc.utexas.edu/vav/vav_masculinut.html

Really guys? This is necessary for your students. The big dildo giveaway was funny but now this. 

https://cmhc.utexas.edu/vav/vav_masculinut_poster.html

Looks like there is an awful lot of confusion in on campus right now.

Hopefully "kissing" Tom can get your football team back on track

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/which-college-football-teams-do-the-most-with-the-least-talent-and-vice-versa/

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