Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Scholz 11,956]

1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

I'm sure the cow will fit right in with the other women on campus.

aglumps 

[RedDirtTexan 209]

this is the kind of shit that aggy strokes it to 

[PencilPusher 454]

What dipshit Clay Travis doesn't understand is this is likely an investment and in no way tethers Jimbo to CS (or anywhere else for that matter). What dipshit Clay also doesn't know (since he aint from around these parts) is that 44 Farms is well regarded for its beef, so any cows that come from there are going to be worth a lot, especially at an auction say at something like the worlds largest f'in rodeo and livestock show 90 miles down the road in Houston. Jimbo may be a cuck, but at least he's smart enough to make a decent investment in good stock livestock. 

Now back to the livestock fornication jokes!

 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

It appears to me that there's plenty of ranches for sale in the Baton Rouge vicinity. Just sayin'.

 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,868]

9 minutes ago, PencilPusher said:

What dipshit Clay Travis doesn't understand is this is likely an investment and in no way tethers Jimbo to CS (or anywhere else for that matter). What dipshit Clay also doesn't know (since he aint from around these parts) is that 44 Farms is well regarded for its beef, so any cows that come from there are going to be worth a lot, especially at an auction say at something like the worlds largest f'in rodeo and livestock show 90 miles down the road in Houston. Jimbo may be a cuck, but at least he's smart enough to make a decent investment in good stock livestock. 

Now back to the livestock fornication jokes!

 

Read where if that cow shows well with her pedigree she could make her owner $500K or more.  

Edited May 7, 2019 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[Leanderman 2,276]

dumbo financial ad visor told him to invest his money in stock....................so he bought a calf  

[EE2B 1,565]

Read where if that cow shows well with her pedigree she could make her owner $500K or more.  

I for one would love to take 80K and turn it in to 500k+ in the span of a few years. I could probably scrap together enough to buy 8-10. Are those returns guaranteed? lol

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,920]

Only if you buy the instructional DVD for $599

[Leanderman 2,276]

The cuck and the calf, a true aggy love story. Available in finer feed stores everywhere in hardback, paperback and coloring books.

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Ag Exemption 101: procure bovine 

[Scheiss Meister 8,411]

That's a damned expensive ag exemption. 

ETA: Then, again, he works in a place where burning money for fun makes sense to them, so, what the hell.  Spend a dollar to save a nickel.  It just shows that Jimbo Baggins has gone full aggy.

Edited May 8, 2019 by Scheiss Meister

[Cairn Horn88 8,283]

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Ag Exemption 101: procure bovine 

You mean a rooster and a few hens don't count?

[TexasMan 10,980]

 

[Carl Spackler 3,502]

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

 

Ah, yes.  The "flagship" that hasn't finished in the top 4 in any of the three major sports since before Pearl Harbor.    

[Hook1997 5,397]

So I have a friend that lives in college station and is a teacher there, and they have a service day.  So that’s where the students go and help people do things around their house.  She had four engineering students come to her house....  Two of them were holding up a vacuum together while the other tried to dust off the fan..  It gets better, they went up to the attic to clean some things and fix a light or something and were told to stay on the boards, guess what she has a huge hole in the ceiling  of her bathroom now that was never fixed and wasn’t there before....

Edited May 8, 2019 by Hook1997

[SHOOTER12 8,826]

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

 

55 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Ah, yes.  The "flagship" that hasn't finished in the top 4 in any of the three major sports since before Pearl Harbor.    

He misspelled full of shit...

Typical aggy.

[Dennis Taylor 18,855]

6 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Figurelli, just stop

[markstanco 12,602]

The 55 IQ Twitter account that ends every sentence with "tbh" or "lmao".

Also, that account had no idea UTSA had a football team. That's a real fan.

[Redneck Mutha 8,007]

14 hours ago, PencilPusher said:

What dipshit Clay Travis doesn't understand is this is likely an investment and in no way tethers Jimbo to CS (or anywhere else for that matter). What dipshit Clay also doesn't know (since he aint from around these parts) is that 44 Farms is well regarded for its beef, so any cows that come from there are going to be worth a lot, especially at an auction say at something like the worlds largest f'in rodeo and livestock show 90 miles down the road in Houston. Jimbo may be a cuck, but at least he's smart enough to make a decent investment in good stock livestock. 

Now back to the livestock fornication jokes!

 

Username checks out.

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

8 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

it is harder to get into Texas Tech than Texas A&M right now

[TexasMan 10,980]

aggy Matt steady bringing the funny, yall

 

 

[Nueces River Rat 5,539]

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

aggy Matt steady bringing the funny, yall

 

 

 

What's the point of this kid's Tweet?

Is that game winning FG supposed to cancel out  the game winner against we kicked against aggy which will forever live in their heads? Does it make them feel better?

I hope we never play these sheep ass smellers again.  Never.

[Nueces River Rat 5,539]

13 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Ag Exemption 101: procure bovine 

Sheep are cheap in Collie Station.  Especially after the cadets get done with them.

Sound like Jimbo wasted a good 88k and could have received the exemption much cheaper.

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

aggy Matt steady bringing the funny, yall

 

 

That was two seasons, one fired coach, and one Top Ten finish ago

If we're going to rehash history then I wish I hadn't missed Happy 4-8 Day a month ago since A&M did that ten years ago

[Orange&White 5,537]

11 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

 

<Al Swearengen> Here is my counter offer to your counter offer: Go fuck yourself </Al Swearengen>

 

Here is reality:

https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/schools/texas-am/index.html

[DaggerHorns 3,085]

1 hour ago, Nueces River Rat said:

 

What's the point of this kid's Tweet?

Is that game winning FG supposed to cancel out  the game winner against we kicked against aggy which will forever live in their heads? Does it make them feel better?

I hope we never play these sheep ass smellers again.  Never.

Let them have their fun.

Its the only thing they have with a history of never smelling a title during the face mask era. 

They can cling on to anything they wish and we’ll hang on to our trophy case and the infinite history of us whipping their ass any time / any place when it mattered and when it didn’t.

Just say it to yourself, “Austin or College Station?”

“Hot chicks and the epitome of cool or fucking barnyard animals?”

I could fill up the entire page with real comparisons but they have one tweet comparing us to something they took no part in.

[CHIEF 5,095]

The loss to Kansas is about as relevant as their loss to Arkansas State in 2008.

No idea why this isn't brought up every time they mention Kansas.

CHIEF

[TtomTerrific 200]

4 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

The loss to Kansas is about as relevant as their loss to Arkansas State in 2008.

No idea why this isn't brought up every time they mention Kansas.

CHIEF

cuz a rap singer died 

[Scholz 11,956]

I love it that aggy fans will never see national success in a major sport.  Bunch of loser dickheads.  Fuck'em all.

[randygilman 643]

 

 

Edited May 8, 2019 by randygilman

[Valmy77 13,273]

5 hours ago, TexasMan said:

aggy Matt steady bringing the funny, yall

 

As things stand right now that is a day worth celebrating. If Texas had won it God knows how fucked we would be.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,403]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

As things stand right now that is a day worth celebrating. If Texas had won it God knows how fucked we would be.

+100000

[Noah Fence 480]

2 hours ago, TtomTerrific said:

cuz a rap singer died 

I believe that is the excuse for losing to mighty Rajun' Cajuns of ULaLa.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

3 hours ago, Orange&White said:

Here is reality:

https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/schools/texas-am/index.html

Compare and contrast.

The all time wins and winning percentage are both obvious talking points, as is the comparative number of championships, but the thing I always chuckle over is the bowl game record. Even when aggy gets there, they are *still* mediocre. .462 vs .537 -- which honestly tells you all you need to know. They aren't terrible, necessarily... but they have never been and will never be good.

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

That Aggy Matt tweet would be Savage coming from a jayhawk fan.  Coming from Aggy, it's just pathetic.  I mean I thought it was hilarious that one time Baylor had a walk off 2pt conversion back in the mid 2000s, but I don't really remember the year, much less the day , much less twitter it on the anniversary.

 

[Carl Spackler 3,502]

Not to mention the second biggest gack EVER in college football.  LOLOLOLOLOL

Edited May 8, 2019 by Carl Spackler

[Scholz 11,956]

[Nueces River Rat 5,539]

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

As things stand right now that is a day worth celebrating. If Texas had won it God knows how fucked we would be.

Post of the month right here!  

 

[closetojumping 62,811]

I think it would be pretty fucking hilarious if we had a big build up ahead of 2-7-25 and made a big thing of it, now that I see that aggiematt goober's tweet. With 6 years to plan, we could have some fun with it. 

[ButtFumble 5,183]

Jumbo says do good in school kids

https://www.tallahassee.com/story/sports/college/fsu/football/2019/05/08/florida-state-footballs-apr-drops-again-still-last-power-5/1142404001/

918 APR good job Jumbo!

[DaysOff 7,971]

Nobody goes to college station to play school, so Jimbo should fit right in.

[Tex Pete 20,445]

30 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I think it would be pretty fucking hilarious if we had a big build up ahead of 2-7-25 and made a big thing of it, now that I see that aggiematt goober's tweet. With 6 years to plan, we could have some fun with it. 

Count me in.

[TrashMaster G 17,592]

8 hours ago, TexasMan said:

aggy Matt steady bringing the funny, yall

 

 

Hey aggy fuckheads - Happy 80th Anniversary.

[Deej 76,903]

6 hours ago, CHIEF said:

The loss to Kansas is about as relevant as their loss to Arkansas State in 2008.

No idea why this isn't brought up every time they mention Kansas.

CHIEF

Feeling they may be due for another one like this.

Wish that vid had the Dave South call.

[Redneck Mutha 8,007]

And who could forget: 

Was it Zeigler?

[DalTxHornFan 3,116]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Wish that vid had the Dave South call.

I miss Dave South.

[Machinator 32,099]

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

[Modessit 5,603]

Wasn't Titanic considered a flagship?

 

All we need now is for Billy Zane to say:

 

"God himself couldn't keep Jimbo from winning a National Championship at aggy."

[Armybrat 40,888]

That poster talking about Jimbo’s contract certainly is an aggy4life. No way those damaged brain cells could ever transform from their current fecal state.

 

Edited May 9, 2019 by Armybrat