Tell Me About Texas a&m

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

21 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

Not only is this behavior a criminal act but it is also deeply counter to the values we hold dear at Texas A&M University.

it is interesting that they felt the need to add that, almost as though it wouldn't be self-evident

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

8 minutes ago, Modessit said:

aggy: I am innocent of all charges.

Judge: How can we be sure of that?

aggy: I'm an aggy. If I had done it, it would have been in the men's room barn.

Judge: Case dismissed.

[Pato del Muerto 52,498]

22 minutes ago, Modessit said:

aggy: I am innocent of all charges.

Judge: How can we be sure of that?

aggy: I'm an aggy. If I had done it, it would have been in the men's room.

Judge: Case dismissed.

More like:

aggy:  I ain’t done it. I’m aggy, we dont do that stuff cause aggy code and if I did I wouldn’t lie about it cause aggy code. 

aggy county judge elected by aggy:  whoop!  You’s free to go, son. Whoop!

[LW Goatman 1,124]

[DaysOff 7,951]

I disagree.

[BigHorn'13 3,363]

43 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

it is interesting that they felt the need to add that, almost as though it wouldn't be self-evident

Because it's YOUR dog, man!

[BigHorn'13 3,363]

27 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

Jesus, Mary and Joseph. 

They saw em off while sawing? 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

34 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

I disagree.

Well, there's bright futures, and then there's bright futures.

[Hizzaz Mahdoud 194]

44 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

Given aggy's lack of situational awareness, I wouldn't be surprised if that was written by the guy in the middle.

[BigHorn'13 3,363]

12 minutes ago, Hizzaz Mahdoud said:

Given aggy's lack of situational awareness, I wouldn't be surprised if that was written by the guy in the middle.

Also wouldn't it be the two on the left and his right?

aggy could fuck up anything. Like carrots, engineering, cheerleaders, having the advantage of a weapon (?) against a cheerleader, history, and so on. 

The scene from Forrest Gump where bubba talks about shrimp dishes comes to mind. 

[Hagbard Celine 10,864]

re: stairs to nowhere, there's also a pic of a girl standing facing a different stairway to nowhere.  i think it may have been posted earlier in this thread.

also, aggypedia is remiss on the subject of the Texum Bulldogs.  i think aggy pulled the infamous 2012 bowtie "Texums" video where current aggy deliver a placenta-like greeting to all of their new conference mates.  but i know on the old site someone pulled it down to vimeo or some other hosting body before the ministry of information could get it off youtube.  anyone who has it, please host/post or get it to aggypedia so they can get it properly listed and documented.

oh yeah, the Texum Bulldogs hats.... belongs in the same entry.

[Treefidy 1,463]

I flunked out of interweb, so could someone post the current google earth shot of Kroger field?

[Chopper 17,235]

These were on a reddit thread

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[Chopper 17,235]

 

this too

[RDCanecutter 26,442]

On 5/15/2019 at 6:31 PM, ButtFumble said:

those stairs look like shit you see on fucked up architecture webpages when the third world does renovations

I figured it was a Giorgio de Chirico tribute.

[RDCanecutter 26,442]

3 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

This is weirder than anything you'd see in Alabama OR Mississippi. And I know.

[Deej 76,791]

I flunked out of interweb, so could someone post the current google earth shot of Kroger field?

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[sdm 847]

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Not only is this behavior a criminal act but it is also deeply counter to the manhood we hold dear at Texas A&M University. 

fify

[The University 851]

14 hours ago, Chopper said:

 

this too

unopened aggy meal kits?

 chicken jizzprese? shrimp jizzampi? bacon, lettuce, and jizzard?

[GreenspointTexas 9,602]

Im here for the aggy tears regarding the official funding of TTUs Vet School

[NAVY 6,740]

45 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Im here for the aggy tears regarding the official funding of TTUs Vet School

The animal fisting monopoly has been broken. Poor aggy

[Carl Spackler 3,483]

On 5/17/2019 at 2:21 PM, LW Goatman said:

[CfRhTxStBobcats 600]

On 5/15/2019 at 5:37 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

I need to see a link for this.  Otherwise, well-crafted, but you missed the opportunity to use the word "ejected" in lieu of "injected".

I actually read into the 3rd paragraph until it said their best drink was called Johnny's Wad. How many aggys would drop to their knees for a taste of Johnnys wad? I'm guessing all would be the correct answer.

Edited May 18, 2019 by CfRhTxStBobcats

[The University 851]

[Pato del Muerto 52,498]

So 3/10 with Texas degrees. 

Thats apart from their projecting that a Texas grad would do whatever hurts aggy instead of trying to be objective. 

[Valmy77 13,226]

Why are they so against having another vet school? Do they require some sort of vet monopoly? They already have the forest service, that should be enough.

Edited May 18, 2019 by Valmy77

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,907]

They know if people have a choice they won’t use aggy vets.

[Deej 76,791]

14 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Why are they so against having another vet school? Do they require some sort of vet monopoly? They already have the forest service, that should be enough.

We know how poorly they handle competition.

[TrashMaster G 17,557]

15 minutes ago, Deej said:

We know how poorly they handle competition.

Word.

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

31 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

They already have the forest service

it's not their fault West Texas is a desert

but I blame them anyway

[demos 3,003]

it's not their fault West Texas is a desert
but I blame them anyway

If it wasn’t a desert they would turn it into one through their idiocy.

[perfectchaos007 6,642]

We Run This Cake

Edited May 19, 2019 by perfectchaos007

[OrangEngr 1,035]

7 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

We Run This Cake

Even on shit cake, bevel game is strong /texags 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,907]

it's not their fault West Texas is a desert
but I blame them anyway

West Texas was a dense forest before aggy took over the forest service.

[Tex Pete 20,354]

2 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

We Run This Cake

Beto’s mom likes Ass To Mouth? Not surprised. Whoop!

[CfRhTxStBobcats 600]

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

West Texas was a dense forest before aggy took over the forest service.

Well duh, everything aggy is dense

[DeadArmadillo 907]

West Texas was a dense forest before aggy took over the forest service.

How am I the first to like this?

[Longboard Horn 40,323]

On 5/8/2019 at 3:25 PM, Carl Spackler said:

Not to mention the second biggest gack EVER in college football.  LOLOLOLOLOL

 

On 5/8/2019 at 3:26 PM, Scholz said:

[Longboard Horn 40,323]

imgur

Paging @RamjetFDO I remember you photoshopped this at TOS. Would love to see that gem again. Thanks in advance!

[Longboard Horn 40,323]

7 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

[Longboard Horn 40,323]

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

On 5/17/2019 at 4:21 PM, LW Goatman said:

[Dennis Taylor 18,822]

If you think they're pissed about another University starting a vet school, wait until someone else tries to start up a homoerotic CosPlay pseudo-military group with a dog as the highest ranked member

[Jkwellborn 6,702]

Who would be dumb enough or closeted enough for that shit though?

[BigHorn'13 3,363]

Real conversation with an in law last night who is a fish at aggy. 

Her (no pics)-- yeah the corps is kinda dorky but they're future military so I don't talk bad about them. 

Me-- you realize that it's something like a third who actually go on to serve, right?

Her-- no that's not true. I mean, why would someone do it if they weren't going to serve? 

Me-- remember when you were little how you used to dress and act like a princess? Well...

 

Really feel bad for her too. Never had a chance. Told me she loved UT (and had the grades as valedictorian) but she wants to continue working in agriculture (she's raised and shown pigs for awards, FFA president, deep into ag life.) Found out later she's double majoring in ag(gy)communications and ag(gy) journalism so she can write for coop's or some shit. Thought she was halfway intelligent but after that I knew there was no saving her. /csb

[Neonmoon 38,129]

She may be book smart but she lacks common sense and self awareness. Classic Aggy Dork 

[BigHorn'13 3,363]

On 5/17/2019 at 7:28 PM, Chopper said:

 

this too

Can I get some more info on this? Doesn't look photoshopped and it's aggy we're taking about...

[TrashMaster G 17,557]

2 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Real conversation with an in law last night who is a fish at aggy. 

Her (no pics)-- yeah the corps is kinda dorky but they're future military so I don't talk bad about them. 

Me-- you realize that it's something like a third who actually go on to serve, right?

Her-- no that's not true. I mean, why would someone do it if they weren't going to serve? 

Me-- remember when you were little how you used to dress and act like a princess? Well...

 

Really feel bad for her too. Never had a chance. Told me she loved UT (and had the grades as valedictorian) but she wants to continue working in agriculture (she's raised and shown pigs for awards, FFA president, deep into ag life.) Found out later she's double majoring in ag(gy)communications and ag(gy) journalism so she can write for coop's or some shit. Thought she was halfway intelligent but after that I knew there was no saving her. /csb

That is fantastic!

[Chopper 17,235]

1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Can I get some more info on this? Doesn't look photoshopped and it's aggy we're taking about...

I didn't read the thread until after posting the pic but here ya go

 

Here's what the OP of that thread wrote.

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Found this atm where I work (no where near Texas, not associated with school at all) that had this sign. Did a double take because why would the A&M logo be here?! I think they thought it was a generic ATM logo... oops.

 

[Vertigo 20,285]

3 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Real conversation with an in law last night who is a fish at aggy. 

Her (no pics)-- yeah the corps is kinda dorky but they're future military so I don't talk bad about them. 

Me-- you realize that it's something like a third who actually go on to serve, right?

Her-- no that's not true. I mean, why would someone do it if they weren't going to serve? 

Me-- remember when you were little how you used to dress and act like a princess? Well...

 

Really feel bad for her too. Never had a chance. Told me she loved UT (and had the grades as valedictorian) but she wants to continue working in agriculture (she's raised and shown pigs for awards, FFA president, deep into ag life.) Found out later she's double majoring in ag(gy)communications and ag(gy) journalism so she can write for coop's or some shit. Thought she was halfway intelligent but after that I knew there was no saving her. /csb

Her life goal is to be a coop journalist?  So much so that she is double majoring for it? I hear that lead editor at the bovine auction monthly is a posh gig (em?)