Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Homesickhorn 2,202]

My BIL just sent me the link. God I hope it’s not true.

[Machinator 32,097]

Just now, Homesickhorn said:

My BIL just sent me the link. God I hope it’s not true.

TexAgs is tweeting it out, so it's probably done.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

[texifornia 56,519]

2 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

My BIL just sent me the link. God I hope it’s not true.

Let's hope we get more Matt Luke type hiring decisions out him in CStat.

[TexasMan 10,786]

 

[mdleast 8,262]

Has anyone been able to get a picture of their new AD with the dog? Preferably at an angle where you can see both of their faces?? This is very important.

[markstanco 12,505]

That has to be a troll post.

[texifornia 56,519]

 

[Homesickhorn 2,202]

 

Say what you will about Matt, but he’s a good dude. He bleeds Rebel Red & Blue, and I think he’ll get them back on the right path (which is probably mediocrity, but honest mediocrity).

[Noogman 161]

7 hours ago, markstanco said:

That has to be a troll post.

Dean Mortimer has a history of satire on aggy sites. Hard to believe, but some of them (such as a few guys on Goodbull Hunting) do have some self awareness about how ridiculous they are. Doesn't change the fact that they're aggy, however

[Leanderman 2,267]

That mutt will look like an oversized collie if they are ever posed side by side with dumbo baggins.

[Don Johnson 4,745]

Dude has the ultimate little man syndrome.  He will fit in great at TAM.

 

[Terry Silver 219]

Looch told me on texags that aggy knocked this hire out of the park by bringing in a combination of youth and SEC credentials.  It's amazing how aggy always gets their guy.

[South Austin 52,144]

I'm guessing they're paying him, what, $8 million a year?

[TrashMaster G 17,388]

Just now, South Austin said:

I'm guessing they're paying him, what, $8 million a year?

Probably 10 years, $76 million.

[Nueces River Rat 5,529]

10 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

LMAO!   I'm sure Billy was speechless.  

Anyone contacted FedEx yet about the new hire?

[ABSR 5,289]

3 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

LMAO!   I'm sure Billy was speechless.  

Anyone contacted FedEx yet about the new hire?

Yeah, we need FedEx to jump on and ask if anyone knows why their stock is sky rocketing?

[Armybrat 40,739]

The milkboys are getting new cheerleading outfits for the 2019 season.....

[Rabidhorn 121]

Aggy was recently  selected to manage the Los Alamos nuke research facility in New Mexico, IIRC.

REALLY???

BOOM!!!

THERE IT IS.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,868]

19 hours ago, nnm said:

Hagbard beat me to it. Plus, not a very good aggy. Only 2 aggy logos and no SECSECSEC. Any self-respecting aggy has at least 3 TAMU badges and an SECSECSEC badge. I live in Katy, the epicenter of the borg. There is a large sample size. 

Car isn’t maroon thus they are 2%ers. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9,045]

Now THIS is what you call a shot below the belt. I smell another boycott. 

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

6 hours ago, Terry Silver said:

Looch told me on texags that aggy knocked this hire out of the park by bringing in a combination of youth and SEC credentials.  It's amazing how aggy always gets their guy.

Sitting SEC West AD, stupid sips! 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,781]

So aggy didn’t really mean it when they said ole miss athletics were shitty

[Deej 76,567]

Aggy was recently  selected to manage the Los Alamos nuke research facility in New Mexico, IIRC.
REALLY???
BOOM!!!
THERE IT IS.

.

[texifornia 56,519]

That show fucking rules.

[UDontKnow 10,439]

aggy is bjork-ed in mediocrity for life.

[texaslong 678]

10 hours ago, Terry Silver said:

Looch told me on texags that aggy knocked this hire out of the park by bringing in a combination of youth and SEC credentials.  It's amazing how aggy always gets their guy.

Looch telling his radio listeners that they told Clemson's AD no when he wanted to take the weekend to think about it is hillarious. Typical aggy propaganda. 

[TexasMan 10,786]

aggy once again gets mad on the internet and compares themselves to big brother, sports writer sets him straight:

 

 

 

[Neonmoon 38,127]

You can’t get to 8 wins every year without 3 being glorified scrimmages 

[DalTxHornFan 3,085]

Poor aggy.  Also note that Clemson has #56 SOS and Alabama has #67 SOS.  Advantage aggy.

[Longboard Horn 40,142]

[Longboard Horn 40,142]

18 hours ago, Terry Silver said:

Looch told me on texags that aggy knocked this hire out of the park by bringing in a combination of youth and SEC credentials.  It's amazing how aggy always gets their guy.

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

Lsu is a top 5 team now huh

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

23 hours ago, Terry Silver said:

It's amazing how aggy always gets their guy.

This could sum up the entire thread. It's always tomorrow in College Station as I think another poster said.

[EastTexan 662]

On May 21, 2019 at 10:07 AM, markstanco said:

I had that phone

Still have that phone.

[markstanco 12,505]

Somebody has the olds

[Nueces River Rat 5,529]

17 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Now THIS is what you call a shot below the belt. I smell another boycott. 

What are they going to boycott?    Cowgirls?   Sounds about right.

[TexasMan 10,786]

23 hours ago, Terry Silver said:

Looch told me on texags that aggy knocked this hire out of the park by bringing in a combination of youth and SEC credentials.  It's amazing how aggy always gets their guy.

I posted this in the recruiting thread: 

 

 

1:51:30 - 2:07:00

Sunshine Pump City for Bjork by Looch. Particularly at the 2:00:00 mark where he pleads, "who could we have hired that would have riled up the fanbase?! Del Conte?! No - - oh and by the way, I don't think he's all that thrilled working down there working for Tom Herman right now! That's what the word around AD circles is!" LMAO. He gets scooped by Ben Baby, but of course he knows exactly what's happening at his sister's alma mater in Austin.

 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/ctBOiaKmzGs/0117471-pmpr.mp3

[Nueces River Rat 5,529]

23 hours ago, Terry Silver said:

Looch told me on texags that aggy knocked this hire out of the park by bringing in a combination of youth and SEC credentials.  It's amazing how aggy always gets their guy.

What a fricken moron.   Off the top of my head, I can't think of anything Ole Miss has done in any sport of significance lately. Pretty reflective of the pattern  at Collie Station where they buy into the hype and crash as the season progresses.  

[Armybrat 40,739]

Check out cowgirl on xhamster.com.

[Nueces River Rat 5,529]

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

I posted this in the recruiting thread: 

 

 

1:51:30 - 2:07:00

Sunshine Pump City for Bjork by Looch. Particularly at the 2:00:00 mark where he pleads, "who could we have hired that would have riled up the fanbase?! Del Conte?! No - - oh and by the way, I don't think he's all that thrilled working down there working for Tom Herman right now! That's what the word around AD circles is!" LMAO. He gets scooped by Ben Baby, but of course he knows exactly what's happening at his sister's alma mater in Austin.

 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/ctBOiaKmzGs/0117471-pmpr.mp3

How in the heck does this asshat remain a credible sources for aggy?    He's better than Bagdad Bob or Joesph Goebbels at spewing propaganda.  

[TonyTexas 10,482]

What are they going to boycott?    Cowgirls?   Sounds about right.

They don’t know about cowgirl. Prefer doggy-style

[Auto Driller 2,504]

15 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

How in the heck does this asshat remain a credible sources for aggy?    He's better than Bagdad Bob or Joesph Goebbels at spewing propaganda.  

They actually enjoy being lied to. It makes it easier to maintain the fantasy.

[Machinator 32,097]

 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

2 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

What are they going to boycott?    Cowgirls?   Sounds about right.

Well, we know they aren't going to boycott cows.

[Cairn Horn88 8,171]

3 hours ago, EastTexan said:

Still have that phone.

Isn't that the "official" phone for aggy?

[ImissWallyPryor 9,045]

3 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

What are they going to boycott?    Cowgirls?   Sounds about right.

I’m thinking COWGIRL magazine. There are probably more Aggies subscribing to that than any other base. They may not print the Aggie letters to the editor, but I’m sure there are some gems. 

[Cairn Horn88 8,171]

3 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

What a fricken moron.   Off the top of my head, I can't think of anything Ole Miss has done in any sport of significance lately. Pretty reflective of the pattern  at Collie Station where they buy into the hype and crash as the season progresses.  

Well, there are lots of hot chicks at Ole Miss...maybe he will put some actual females on the field as cheerleaders there at the station.

[Cairn Horn88 8,171]

5 hours ago, Auto Driller said:

They actually enjoy being lied to. It makes it easier to maintain the fantasy.

Seriously.

Edited May 25, 2019 by Cairn Horn88

[Enchubben 5,509]

On 5/22/2019 at 10:59 PM, BigSwingingD said:

I have been watching Chernobyl. Depressing.  Reminds me of the shit hole that is College Station. 

 

17 hours ago, Deej said:

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Can’t decide which, but one of these is begging for @RamjetFDO or someone else to modify for aggy.