Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Deej 76,981]

The second one needs Kyle Field photoshopped in in place of the reactor building, with John Sharp from the demolition dust cloud mishap.

Edited May 25, 2019 by Deej

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

what is the cost of lies? in College Station they get a hell of a good deal because they buy in bulk

Edited May 26, 2019 by SwanderedTalent

[Nolacycling 893]

On 5/25/2019 at 12:40 PM, Enchubben said:

  

Next remake of The Longest Yard should be the agroids looking for another cupcake OOC game vs The Miners. Obviously The Miners play naked.

Edited May 27, 2019 by Nolacycling
The Miners!

[TexasMan 10,989]

 

[TreatyOak 16,434]

[Henry Hill 3,156]

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

 

Any Texas Red Raider shoutouts? Or Texas Horned Frogs?

[TreatyOak 16,434]

[txhorns 2,413]

4 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

That is awesome

[South Austin 52,637]

Quite fantastic.

[Jersey Man10 3,553]

Lmao

[Levi 2,592]

Lulz. Some aggy grad making fun of the campus

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

A 148, not an 148. Even though it starts with a vowel, it has the sound of a consonant. But still +rep. 

Edited May 28, 2019 by ImissWallyPryor

[angelos's frog 83]

On 5/25/2019 at 8:40 AM, Nueces River Rat said:

What a fricken moron.   Off the top of my head, I can't think of anything Ole Miss has done in any sport of significance lately. Pretty reflective of the pattern  at Collie Station where they buy into the hype and crash as the season progresses.  

They made the Peach Bowl which is a NY6 Bowl.  Of course they got their asses whipped by TCU but at least they made it.  They were also in the 2016 Sugar Bowl where they beat OSU.  All of that cheating and all they got out of it was a Sugar Bowl win over 13th ranked Okie State.  

[Machinator 32,099]

Just now, angelos's frog said:

They made the Peach Bowl which is a NY6 Bowl.  Of course they got their asses whipped by TCU but at least they made it.  They were also in the 2016 Sugar Bowl where they beat OSU.  All of that cheating and all they got out of it was a Sugar Bowl win over 13th ranked Okie State.  

Plus two wins over Bama during peak Saban years.

[South Austin 52,637]

2 minutes ago, angelos's frog said:

 All of that cheating and all they got out of it was a Sugar Bowl win over 13th ranked Okie State.  

Oklahoma State wasn't motivated to be in the Sugar Bowl.

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1,584]

On 5/25/2019 at 8:40 AM, Nueces River Rat said:

What a fricken moron.   Off the top of my head, I can't think of anything Ole Miss has done in any sport of significance lately. Pretty reflective of the pattern  at Collie Station where they buy into the hype and crash as the season progresses.  

[I'm Glenn Quagmire 22]

Their aviation program sucks, they don't produce good pilots. I would know, I'm a pilot.

[Dennis Taylor 18,885]

1 hour ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

A 148, not an 148. Even though it starts with a vowel, it has the sound of a consonant. But still +rep. 

[OrangEngr 1,035]

18 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Plus two wins over Bama during peak Saban years.

At first I just chucked at this, but then I realized “Dear sweet lord he’s probably 100% right”

[Homesickhorn 2,211]

At first I just chucked at this, but then I realized “Dear sweet lord he’s probably 100% right”

Fucking A right he’s right.

[texaslong 678]

7 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

At first I just chucked at this, but then I realized “Dear sweet lord he’s probably 100% right”

Why do you think they are under sanctions? People talk shit about Texas controlling the Big 12, but Bama truly controls that conference. You don’t beat them 2 years in a row without being punished.

[Burt Macklin 19,053]

17 hours ago, Machinator said:

Plus two wins over Bama during peak Saban years.

Well yeah, but aggy’s almost done that like 6 times.

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

2 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Well yeah, but aggy’s almost done that like 6 times.

A&M-Alabama is practically an even-steven rivalry since A&M joined the SEC, other than national championships/playoffs/SEC championships/head to head. When you factor in athletic department revenue, and Jimbo Fisher's national championship, it evens out

[TrashMaster G 17,650]

So, this is notable for the almost complete lack of mention of aggy:  https://www.statesman.com/photogallery/TX/20190521/NEWS/521009993/PH/1/

In many past years, there were a lot of local valedictorians/salutatorians from the Austin area that would head over to Collieville.  My quick count had this lot 19 to 1 in favor of UT.

Have high school guidance counselors figured out that aggy has turned itself into a diploma mill?

 

[Machinator 32,099]

 

[ztejas 43,552]

28 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

So, this is notable for the almost complete lack of mention of aggy:  https://www.statesman.com/photogallery/TX/20190521/NEWS/521009993/PH/1/

In many past years, there were a lot of local valedictorians/salutatorians from the Austin area that would head over to Collieville.  My quick count had this lot 19 to 1 in favor of UT.

Have high school guidance counselors figured out that aggy has turned itself into a diploma mill?

 

They're missing most of the AISD schools but yeah a LOT of UT on that list. 

[TrashMaster G 17,650]

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

They're missing most of the AISD schools but yeah a LOT of UT on that list. 

aggy can have the AISD kids. 

[ztejas 43,552]

4 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

aggy can have the AISD kids. 

Right because I'm sure UT is champing at the bit to get all of the DISD, HISD and SAISD students, huh?

The fuck are you even talking about. 

[TrashMaster G 17,650]

15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Right because I'm sure UT is champing at the bit to get all of the DISD, HISD and SAISD students, huh?

The fuck are you even talking about. 

Jesusfucknuggets, lighten up.

[ztejas 43,552]

9 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Jesusfucknuggets, lighten up.

I attended one of the better AISD schools. Guess where my valedictorian and salutatorian both went.

Point being the Statesman list is probably missing more UT attendees than aggy attendees. 

[Hagbard Celine 10,938]

On 5/23/2019 at 10:38 AM, Bash Riprock said:

This is right up there with "Fearless on every front".

What the fuck.

[ButtFumble 5,186]

8 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

A&M-Alabama is practically an even-steven rivalry since A&M joined the SEC, other than national championships/playoffs/SEC championships/head to head. When you factor in athletic department revenue, and Jimbo Fisher's national championship, it evens out

jumbo's pay, AD hires, and the string of coordinators and their pay pushes aggy clearly to the front

[Modessit 5,607]

Y'all forgot facilities.

[Hagbard Celine 10,938]

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

https://www.statesman.com/photogallery/TX/20190521/NEWS/521009993/PH/1/

That gallery is like some kind of bizarro-world inverse version of the APD booking thread complete with racial stereotypes.  Just with different races.

[Hagbard Celine 10,938]

8 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Y'all forgot facilities.

Was just gonna say.  Facilities.  Donkey Kong Kroger tips the scale.

Put it on the wall.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,980]

So, this is notable for the almost complete lack of mention of aggy:  https://www.statesman.com/photogallery/TX/20190521/NEWS/521009993/PH/1/
In many past years, there were a lot of local valedictorians/salutatorians from the Austin area that would head over to Collieville.  My quick count had this lot 19 to 1 in favor of UT.
Have high school guidance counselors figured out that aggy has turned itself into a diploma mill?
 

Okie St had as many as aggy on that list. Now if we could just recruit football, baseball, and basketball like we do valedictorians.

[DaysOff 7,978]

That gallery is like some kind of bizarro-world inverse version of the APD booking thread complete with racial stereotypes.  Just with different races.

That's fine, but you'll be serving them fries while they're on the way to a ski vacation.

[Jkwellborn 6,750]

Was just gonna say.  Facilities.  Donkey Kong Kroger tips the scale.
Put it on the wall.

Don’t forget the hall of Air.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

55 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Was just gonna say.  Facilities.  Donkey Kong Kroger tips the scale.

Put it on the wall.

I dunno, man. From everything I've heard, there's a problem with the, ah, facilities at Kroger stadium.

[US183 126]

.aggy getting their taxslayer bowl rings. .whoop whoop .. wait till next year .... and they’re bragging on SEC rant 

https://mobile.twitter.com/aggiefootball/status/1133891522368352257?s=21

Edited May 30, 2019 by US183

[Longboard Horn 40,565]

.aggy getting their taxslayer bowl rings. .whoop whoop .. wait till next year .... and they’re bragging on SEC rant 
https://mobile.twitter.com/aggiefootball/status/1133891522368352257?s=21

[Longboard Horn 40,565]

[atomheartbevo 89,855]

That was not smart.....gotta be trolling his fellow aggy

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/hardware-in-aggieland/83732180/

edit: its bad when your fellow aggy calls you out with this

Edited May 30, 2019 by atomheartbevo

[texifornia 57,192]

I can't imagine a better campus for such a worthy program

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,980]

I’ve actually heard good things about that program through my daughters school. It seems to be quite expensive though, and of course on top all their other problems they end up an aggy.

 

[GotThatFire 166]

 There’s plenty of stuff to make fun of them for. Something awesome like that isn’t one of them. 

[ABSR 5,325]

14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I can't imagine a better campus for such a worthy program

I thought it was called Fish Camp?

[deft 6,892]

 There’s plenty of stuff to make fun of them for. Something awesome like that isn’t one of them. 

Este.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,834]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

I can't imagine a better campus for such a worthy program

This is brilliant. Not only does it help these young people, they will see how smart they really are when they see the "normal" aggys.  

[texifornia 57,192]

1 hour ago, GotThatFire said:

 There’s plenty of stuff to make fun of them for. Something awesome like that isn’t one of them. 

Man, surly's gotten soft. Not that we'd make fun of the disabled kids, but making Fish Camp jokes is surely kosher.